Cuban Coffee Almost Killed Me | Gabriel Iglesias

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  • Carlos McCormick
    Carlos McCormick17 orë më parë

    Germans “what do we drink”

  • Stan Smith
    Stan SmithDitë më parë

    Or as the Dems call them, LatinX.

  • Cynthia Kozikowski
    Cynthia KozikowskiDitë më parë

    This is absolutely hilarious. His Cuban accent is spot on

  • Andrxw
    AndrxwDitë më parë

    This is my first time seeing Martin and if my girlfriends dad had the same hair they would be twins, that tripped me out

  • Elija Krž
    Elija KržDitë më parë

    dude my dad did this once as well. where i live it's pretty much just coffee drinks not actuall coffee. so one time my dad went to some country in south africa for job reasons and ordered coffee and well it's in the video, that's pretty much how the story continues

  • The Bio Oni
    The Bio Oni2 ditë më parë

    Don q is a name brand. Just Rum.

  • Brandon Sky
    Brandon Sky3 ditë më parë

    Him taking a BOWL of that stuff made me think back to a couple years ago. I took a break from coffee for a few years cause it felt like it degraded my stomach over time, and the first time I really have it again was downing most of a discounted iced coffee on a work break. I shocked my damn body so bad I had a goddamn panic attack I fearfully mistook for a heart attack, and the experience fucked me up so bad it caused a delayed reaction a few weeks later of kicking any remote anxiety I had into absolute overdrive for *months* until I got a suppressant for it. I still feel a heavily suppressed form of it to this day, but when that medicine kicked in two summers ago, I felt so goddamn happy I was through the worst of it. Seriously. Whether it's something from Dunkin or as crazy as this, *do not ever. Ever. Ever down coffee within mere minutes.*

  • misstigermilk
    misstigermilk4 ditë më parë

    I'm from Miami and when he said "bowl of cuban coffee", I almost fell over. Un cafecito is enough to make your heart race, your eyes pop and keep you up for a day and a half. I live in San Francisco now and have had plenty of great espresso, but cuban coffee is like espresso x 100 plus. Don't drink a bowl. Ever.

  • Elijah vargas
    Elijah vargas4 ditë më parë

    Panolo call nine Juan juan

  • MidnightSt
    MidnightSt4 ditë më parë

    I'm getting to the point when I start laughing as soon as I hear "Martin and I"

  • Chihuahua Kween
    Chihuahua Kween4 ditë më parë

    My best friend is half mexican and half cuban. She says this is 100% accurate of her cuban dad 🤣🤣🤣

  • Angel D.
    Angel D.4 ditë më parë

    Gabriel is high-larious!!!

  • Baby Doll84
    Baby Doll844 ditë më parë

    Oh hell no trash restaurant and he took you to the ghetto 😂

  • Baby Doll84
    Baby Doll844 ditë më parë

    You call a Puerto Rican a Cuban you’ll get stabbed!!!

  • Baby Doll84
    Baby Doll844 ditë më parë

    Well it dosent help that he’s obese so it’s not the Cuban coffee ☕️

  • SpynalTap777
    SpynalTap7775 ditë më parë

    “I didn’t know there was such a thing as a black Cuban!” Meanwhile, 5-year-old me used to start thinking most Cubans were black because of Cuba being in the Caribbean. Boy, was I surprised when I reached Grade 11 Spanish class (yeah yeah, I know 🤦🏾‍♀️)

  • zivkovicable
    zivkovicable5 ditë më parë

    US coffee is weak...That's why Italians call it americano as opposed to the more concentrated espresso & even shorter ristretto.

  • ChildofAdonai76
    ChildofAdonai765 ditë më parë

    Fluffy you are my number 1 favourite comedian 🤣🤣🤣

  • Anderson Pondelick
    Anderson Pondelick5 ditë më parë

    Do one of Brazilians

  • Athenios of Artheum
    Athenios of Artheum5 ditë më parë

    Just tried Cuban coffee for the first time in Miami, and DANG, it's strong.

  • GoJi Bo1
    GoJi Bo16 ditë më parë

    This Cuban Coffee better be stronger than my Bang and Full Throttle and also my usual Coffee in the morning.

  • Dulce V
    Dulce V6 ditë më parë

    5:17 LMFAO

  • Kuma
    Kuma6 ditë më parë

    all Puerto Ricans either talk to like as if there your mom or dad some will give you food most of then would belt no Jutsu your ass or something else

  • Throckmorton
    Throckmorton6 ditë më parë

    Fluffy is a bona fide national treasure!

  • Raith Korakashi
    Raith Korakashi6 ditë më parë

    Now I want coffee. ☕ 😍

  • Ridwan Noer
    Ridwan Noer7 ditë më parë

    In current days we ought to call the coffee Gamer Juice. Must be so strong

  • Jason Alzamora
    Jason Alzamora9 ditë më parë

    Didn't Ralphie do this same bit?

  • Ezra Beam
    Ezra Beam10 ditë më parë

    Martin and I (

  • David Doyle
    David Doyle10 ditë më parë

    I wish i had the opportunity to visit Cuba and smoke a cigar and try their coffee.

  • Matt Way
    Matt Way11 ditë më parë

    This reminds me of the one skit with Ralphie May and his encounter with Cuban coffee

  • J. Ramirez
    J. Ramirez11 ditë më parë

    Lebanese coffee is not far behind

  • zivkovicable

    zivkovicable

    5 ditë më parë

    & everyone is ahead of the US when it comes to coffee strength & quality

  • reggaespiritdance
    reggaespiritdance12 ditë më parë

    Love your timing!

  • Jim Sanders
    Jim Sanders13 ditë më parë

    I don’t think he took this from Ralphie May, but Ralphie’s story is better

  • Steve Burstall
    Steve Burstall13 ditë më parë

    "Vaya con dios" was basically the waiter giving Fluffy his Last Rights. 😂

  • MrSavage345
    MrSavage34514 ditë më parë

    He said black like Wesley Snipes 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭🤣🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🙌😭🙌😭🙌😭🙌

  • Victoria Bitong
    Victoria Bitong14 ditë më parë

    Play this for anyone now and they'll be like "he needs to be canceled"

  • Frank T
    Frank T14 ditë më parë

    He is correct on Cuban coffee.. I drank some n, walked a block then felt as if my heart jumped to my throat... Bang! Bang! Y, Bang! I never painted a house so fast... (truth).. .

  • Marine Vet One Roman
    Marine Vet One Roman14 ditë më parë

    I call it "Liquid Crack"..😳

  • SJtiernan
    SJtiernan14 ditë më parë

    Why dont college kids just get cuban coffee? No drugs needed to stay awake

  • simple guy
    simple guy14 ditë më parë

    Yeah being Cuban and all espresso be bussin' but after 3 shots good luck going to sleep

  • Viewed VIEWERS
    Viewed VIEWERS15 ditë më parë

    Shazaam starring Sinbad is the best movie ever

  • the undead1
    the undead116 ditë më parë

    Turkish coffee another one. Real Turkish coffee will keep you wired for days.

  • BlindTom61
    BlindTom6116 ditë më parë

    You got this from Ralphie May.

  • Destiny Rodriguez
    Destiny Rodriguez16 ditë më parë

    Who came first Ralphie May or Gabriel Iglesias?

  • F i T
    F i T17 ditë më parë

    Vietnamese coffee- also strong

  • Alek Rodriguez
    Alek Rodriguez17 ditë më parë

    You forgot Peruvians 🇵🇪

  • Kane Parker
    Kane Parker17 ditë më parë

    OOH YEAH MY PARENTS AND KANE AND KEKE REMEMBER HIM FUNNY

  • Boss Umbra
    Boss Umbra17 ditë më parë

    I live and work in a predominantly Peurto Rican / Guatemalan community. He is 100% right about it.

  • give meglove
    give meglove18 ditë më parë

    I came here for the fucking youtube ads

  • HowaitoSenpai
    HowaitoSenpai19 ditë më parë

    the one time fluffy told a Ralphie May joke

  • Julitoo
    Julitoo19 ditë më parë

    What is the brand???? Please

  • Young & Evil & Bad Like Darth Vader
    Young & Evil & Bad Like Darth Vader19 ditë më parë

    Cuban Coffee ? Is that your Special word for cocaine ? 🤣 Sorry, im from Germany, thats why i have to ASK.. 🤣🤣

  • OddlyIncredible
    OddlyIncredible19 ditë më parë

    Depending on how big the bowl was, Fluffy might have downed as much as _500-1,000 mg_ of caffeine. A single shot-glass serving is like 75-100 mg. Cuban cafecito is no joke! (I used to live in Homestead. Had it all the time.)

  • Tilled Zane
    Tilled Zane19 ditë më parë

    If you call a cuban anything but a cuban your gonna get stab

  • Edwin Cervantes
    Edwin Cervantes20 ditë më parë

    I’ll bet Red Bull doesn’t hold a candle to Cuban coffee.

  • D D
    D D20 ditë më parë

    I did the EXACT same thing. 😆 Also learned on that day that a strong Cuban coffee/espresso is not only liquid crack, but a strong laxative. I was dumb enough to buy a large espresso from a Cuban coffee shop in around Panama City, FL and think it was anything like the little local coffeeshops I’d experienced at home. The taste told me just how strong it was, but I didn’t expect it to also give my bowels the same “gusto”. 8 hour trip home from FL. God knows how many stops I had to make.

  • Constantinos Michail
    Constantinos Michail21 ditë më parë

    cuban coffee is like traditional Cypriot coffee

  • Nick Diaz
    Nick Diaz21 ditë më parë

    My doctor told me not to take my Adderall with Cuban Coffee... that's bullshit!!! F U CVS Pharmacy!

  • Charles Romanelli
    Charles Romanelli22 ditë më parë

    Cuban Coffee is delicious....And you stole this bit from Ralphie May there Fluffy Boy.

  • Gotta Cache ‘em All!
    Gotta Cache ‘em All!23 ditë më parë

    Cafecito de olla almost killed me!

  • CS_FL
    CS_FL24 ditë më parë

    I'm not Hispanic, and I live in NORTH FLA now and I know about Cuban coffee. My Cuban neighbor in PA during grad school invited us over for dinner... I got it down, but I rarely drink regular coffee... Yeah. I haven't had any since.

  • brikshoe
    brikshoe24 ditë më parë

    Fluffy is awesome, always, in every venue.

  • Jonathan Jollimore
    Jonathan Jollimore24 ditë më parë

    0_0 bin to Cuba and yea WEEEEEEEEEEE!!

  • Fraja The One
    Fraja The One25 ditë më parë

    Well, considering that american coffee is strongly diluted in water, compared to most other coffee preparations in the world, he went straight from the most weak to one of the most concentrated versions in existance in the whole world.

  • GO0DWOLF
    GO0DWOLF25 ditë më parë

    You wanna know why there ain't no meth problem in Miami? Cafecito.

  • Claudine Jimdar
    Claudine Jimdar26 ditë më parë

    Yep! What are you not giving the Cuban coffee since it’s so strong?

  • Ty H
    Ty H28 ditë më parë

    I used to watch fluffy when I was twelve now that I'm grown and know Spanish visiting these videos is hilarious.

  • w c.j

    w c.j

    26 ditë më parë

    im foreign but damn i get the whole joke i love fluffy

  • Kelly Patterson
    Kelly Patterson28 ditë më parë

    I know the feeling.... while I was in Ukraine I got the flu and my umm date took me to pharmacy and got meds 4 me now I can't read Cyrillic so no idea what was in them, then we went to restaurant and I got a COFFEE they bring me a Barbie size tea cup of it and woo hooo between meds and COFFEE I was well feeling no pain and in a good mood..lol.

  • Joanna McPeak
    Joanna McPeak28 ditë më parë

    Watching this just makes me want some coffee😋

  • Michelle Crocker
    Michelle Crocker29 ditë më parë

    Martin is like “yeah he did. It was funny “

  • Ascdren
    Ascdren29 ditë më parë

    I'm curious if they brought him actual coffee they normally serve or if it was a case like when you go to a curry house and are on about how you want the 'hot' curry so they do the stupidly hot F you curry.

  • Dean Shaw
    Dean ShawMuaj më parë

    so your taxi driver sounded like something out of gta lol where you wanna go "inserts taxi music"

  • domino DM
    domino DMMuaj më parë

    I swear Jo Koy did this f****** joke before fluffy did

  • Nick k

    Nick k

    27 ditë më parë

    Ralphie May did it long before both.

  • Jeff Reyes
    Jeff ReyesMuaj më parë

    I remember my first shot of Cuban coffee. That was 19 years ago and im still coming down off that shot

  • Witchcraft
    WitchcraftMuaj më parë

    I remember when I went to havana. Holy it was a mess, I have so much respect for the people there who manage to survive

  • MarkMaker
    MarkMakerMuaj më parë

    Lol Cuban coffee is strong asf till u try Turkish coffee. Shit got me wired.

  • War Chaserz
    War ChaserzMuaj më parë

    Cuban coffee eh hopefully that actually makes me stay up espresso has not been doing it for me

  • Rick Sanchez
    Rick SanchezMuaj më parë

    Gabriel it should have flushed you out so you can loose some wait essay !!?

  • Joshua Figueroa
    Joshua FigueroaMuaj më parë

    As a puerto rican myself i can vouch. We speak spanish fast as hell. Its like we speak like lightning.

  • w c.j

    w c.j

    26 ditë më parë

    wow lol

  • Vortex FromPhillippines
    Vortex FromPhillippinesMuaj më parë

    Is this a special or no?

  • Blob Fish
    Blob FishMuaj më parë

    I drank a pint of Cuban coffee Now I can withstand any temperature

  • Nikko Jones
    Nikko JonesMuaj më parë

    Damn Fluffy el Improv en Coconut Grove has been gone a long time...none the less i saw you there a few times. After one show met you & showed you how to do "El Saludo Del Balsero" you died laughing...good times.

  • Daniel Harrop
    Daniel HarropMuaj më parë

    Ralphie mays story is hilarious

  • Sabrina Valdez
    Sabrina ValdezMuaj më parë

    We love for fit as that's a tortilla with cheese and beans in side a real Cuban just sucks on a leaf bananas are their number 1 export

  • lightnigh L
    lightnigh LMuaj më parë

    XD I BET HE RAN A MILE AFTER THAT BOWL A COFFEE HAHAHAHA

  • bacchusacolyte
    bacchusacolyteMuaj më parë

    Hey fat man, it's Latinx.

  • Sir Chicken
    Sir ChickenMuaj më parë

    I think this video is sponsored cause I got a coffee ad that didn’t allow me to skip

  • Bibi boonii
    Bibi booniiMuaj më parë

    I think i heard this joke about how a "strong" coffee f you up before.... Kevin hart his ver. Was he went (i think) to Morocco and same scenario. Waiter come up give him a small cup and bi*ch about it and later on waiter gave him a bigger cup of coffee...

  • w c.j

    w c.j

    26 ditë më parë

    @Nick k ooh is that where the joke came from? im foreign so i dont really know but thanks for telling

  • Nick k

    Nick k

    27 ditë më parë

    Wow, everyone stealing Ralphie May's joke after he died.

  • Félix Ramos
    Félix RamosMuaj më parë

    I am NOT YELLING, I am Puerto Rican! 😜 He is so right. I think must of us in the Caribbean, speak loud and fast. One time, we had a family gathering back home, and the neighbors called 911. They thought we were about to kill each other. The reason we speak so loud is, because we all speak at the same time. So each person gets a little louder, as the conversation progresses. Hey, it's a Latin thing. Perhaps, that's why we are so passionate.

  • geckoman1011
    geckoman1011Muaj më parë

    I worked with a unit from the Puerto Rican National Guard and had a translator who had roots from Mexico. We got the real dialect experience. One of the best experiences of my life.

  • TheOnlyBirdieOrchard
    TheOnlyBirdieOrchardMuaj më parë

    That flex ad was gross, couldn't finish it. I came to laugh not puke!

  • SporeTres
    SporeTresMuaj më parë

    Gabe talks about coffee and waiters, and here I am in awe that ANYTHING is open at 3am.

  • SakuraStarlight
    SakuraStarlightMuaj më parë

    Omword you almost made me pee my pants with this one

  • Earth Taurus
    Earth TaurusMuaj më parë

    Good info to know lol... I'd be avoiding that coffee like the plague otherwise as a non coffee drinker I'll never be able to sleep again LOL!

  • Eduardo
    EduardoMuaj më parë

    Fucking amazing, me encantó, está lleno de estereotipos de mi pueblo y todos correctos 🤣🤣🤣

  • Daniel Valencia
    Daniel ValenciaMuaj më parë

    And if you call a Mexican a Latino, you'll get punched.

  • Taamba Nuuyuni
    Taamba NuuyuniMuaj më parë

    “Why is he yelling “ I ask myself that everyday in this country Like you never know if they’re happy or mad😂

  • Dad Bod vs The World
    Dad Bod vs The WorldMuaj më parë

    Go to La Carreta in the airport and watch airline pilots order full cups of Cuban coffee, then ask yourself what sort of hell schedule they work for that to be a common thing.

  • Nerd Knight
    Nerd KnightMuaj më parë

    Proof that all the best stories start with "Martin and I....."

  • Frost Soul7755
    Frost Soul7755Muaj më parë

    You think that's bad ? Cuban Coffee caught my ass off guard ... In the mountains of India ? INDIA ! why is Cuban coffee even up in some random mountain tea stall ?! With no toilets ! (One of the jokes that's still part of my Amatuer stand-up acts)

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