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Germans “what do we drink”
Or as the Dems call them, LatinX.
This is absolutely hilarious. His Cuban accent is spot on
This is my first time seeing Martin and if my girlfriends dad had the same hair they would be twins, that tripped me out
dude my dad did this once as well. where i live it's pretty much just coffee drinks not actuall coffee. so one time my dad went to some country in south africa for job reasons and ordered coffee and well it's in the video, that's pretty much how the story continues
Don q is a name brand. Just Rum.
Him taking a BOWL of that stuff made me think back to a couple years ago. I took a break from coffee for a few years cause it felt like it degraded my stomach over time, and the first time I really have it again was downing most of a discounted iced coffee on a work break. I shocked my damn body so bad I had a goddamn panic attack I fearfully mistook for a heart attack, and the experience fucked me up so bad it caused a delayed reaction a few weeks later of kicking any remote anxiety I had into absolute overdrive for *months* until I got a suppressant for it. I still feel a heavily suppressed form of it to this day, but when that medicine kicked in two summers ago, I felt so goddamn happy I was through the worst of it. Seriously. Whether it's something from Dunkin or as crazy as this, *do not ever. Ever. Ever down coffee within mere minutes.*
I'm from Miami and when he said "bowl of cuban coffee", I almost fell over. Un cafecito is enough to make your heart race, your eyes pop and keep you up for a day and a half. I live in San Francisco now and have had plenty of great espresso, but cuban coffee is like espresso x 100 plus. Don't drink a bowl. Ever.
Panolo call nine Juan juan
I'm getting to the point when I start laughing as soon as I hear "Martin and I"
My best friend is half mexican and half cuban. She says this is 100% accurate of her cuban dad 🤣🤣🤣
Gabriel is high-larious!!!
Oh hell no trash restaurant and he took you to the ghetto 😂
You call a Puerto Rican a Cuban you’ll get stabbed!!!
Well it dosent help that he’s obese so it’s not the Cuban coffee ☕️
“I didn’t know there was such a thing as a black Cuban!” Meanwhile, 5-year-old me used to start thinking most Cubans were black because of Cuba being in the Caribbean. Boy, was I surprised when I reached Grade 11 Spanish class (yeah yeah, I know 🤦🏾♀️)
US coffee is weak...That's why Italians call it americano as opposed to the more concentrated espresso & even shorter ristretto.
Fluffy you are my number 1 favourite comedian 🤣🤣🤣
Do one of Brazilians
Just tried Cuban coffee for the first time in Miami, and DANG, it's strong.
This Cuban Coffee better be stronger than my Bang and Full Throttle and also my usual Coffee in the morning.
all Puerto Ricans either talk to like as if there your mom or dad some will give you food most of then would belt no Jutsu your ass or something else
Fluffy is a bona fide national treasure!
Now I want coffee. ☕ 😍
In current days we ought to call the coffee Gamer Juice. Must be so strong
Didn't Ralphie do this same bit?
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I wish i had the opportunity to visit Cuba and smoke a cigar and try their coffee.
This reminds me of the one skit with Ralphie May and his encounter with Cuban coffee
Lebanese coffee is not far behind
& everyone is ahead of the US when it comes to coffee strength & quality
Love your timing!
I don’t think he took this from Ralphie May, but Ralphie’s story is better
"Vaya con dios" was basically the waiter giving Fluffy his Last Rights. 😂
He said black like Wesley Snipes 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭🤣🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🙌😭🙌😭🙌😭🙌
Play this for anyone now and they'll be like "he needs to be canceled"
He is correct on Cuban coffee.. I drank some n, walked a block then felt as if my heart jumped to my throat... Bang! Bang! Y, Bang! I never painted a house so fast... (truth).. .
I call it "Liquid Crack"..😳
Why dont college kids just get cuban coffee? No drugs needed to stay awake
Yeah being Cuban and all espresso be bussin' but after 3 shots good luck going to sleep
Shazaam starring Sinbad is the best movie ever
Turkish coffee another one. Real Turkish coffee will keep you wired for days.
You got this from Ralphie May.
Who came first Ralphie May or Gabriel Iglesias?
Vietnamese coffee- also strong
You forgot Peruvians 🇵🇪
OOH YEAH MY PARENTS AND KANE AND KEKE REMEMBER HIM FUNNY
I live and work in a predominantly Peurto Rican / Guatemalan community. He is 100% right about it.
I came here for the fucking youtube ads
the one time fluffy told a Ralphie May joke
What is the brand???? Please
Cuban Coffee ? Is that your Special word for cocaine ? 🤣 Sorry, im from Germany, thats why i have to ASK.. 🤣🤣
Depending on how big the bowl was, Fluffy might have downed as much as _500-1,000 mg_ of caffeine. A single shot-glass serving is like 75-100 mg. Cuban cafecito is no joke! (I used to live in Homestead. Had it all the time.)
If you call a cuban anything but a cuban your gonna get stab
I’ll bet Red Bull doesn’t hold a candle to Cuban coffee.
I did the EXACT same thing. 😆 Also learned on that day that a strong Cuban coffee/espresso is not only liquid crack, but a strong laxative. I was dumb enough to buy a large espresso from a Cuban coffee shop in around Panama City, FL and think it was anything like the little local coffeeshops I’d experienced at home. The taste told me just how strong it was, but I didn’t expect it to also give my bowels the same “gusto”. 8 hour trip home from FL. God knows how many stops I had to make.
cuban coffee is like traditional Cypriot coffee
My doctor told me not to take my Adderall with Cuban Coffee... that's bullshit!!! F U CVS Pharmacy!
Cuban Coffee is delicious....And you stole this bit from Ralphie May there Fluffy Boy.
Cafecito de olla almost killed me!
I'm not Hispanic, and I live in NORTH FLA now and I know about Cuban coffee. My Cuban neighbor in PA during grad school invited us over for dinner... I got it down, but I rarely drink regular coffee... Yeah. I haven't had any since.
Fluffy is awesome, always, in every venue.
0_0 bin to Cuba and yea WEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Well, considering that american coffee is strongly diluted in water, compared to most other coffee preparations in the world, he went straight from the most weak to one of the most concentrated versions in existance in the whole world.
You wanna know why there ain't no meth problem in Miami? Cafecito.
Yep! What are you not giving the Cuban coffee since it’s so strong?
I used to watch fluffy when I was twelve now that I'm grown and know Spanish visiting these videos is hilarious.
im foreign but damn i get the whole joke i love fluffy
I know the feeling.... while I was in Ukraine I got the flu and my umm date took me to pharmacy and got meds 4 me now I can't read Cyrillic so no idea what was in them, then we went to restaurant and I got a COFFEE they bring me a Barbie size tea cup of it and woo hooo between meds and COFFEE I was well feeling no pain and in a good mood..lol.
Watching this just makes me want some coffee😋
Martin is like “yeah he did. It was funny “
I'm curious if they brought him actual coffee they normally serve or if it was a case like when you go to a curry house and are on about how you want the 'hot' curry so they do the stupidly hot F you curry.
so your taxi driver sounded like something out of gta lol where you wanna go "inserts taxi music"
I swear Jo Koy did this f****** joke before fluffy did
Ralphie May did it long before both.
I remember my first shot of Cuban coffee. That was 19 years ago and im still coming down off that shot
I remember when I went to havana. Holy it was a mess, I have so much respect for the people there who manage to survive
Lol Cuban coffee is strong asf till u try Turkish coffee. Shit got me wired.
Cuban coffee eh hopefully that actually makes me stay up espresso has not been doing it for me
Gabriel it should have flushed you out so you can loose some wait essay !!?
As a puerto rican myself i can vouch. We speak spanish fast as hell. Its like we speak like lightning.
Is this a special or no?
I drank a pint of Cuban coffee Now I can withstand any temperature
Damn Fluffy el Improv en Coconut Grove has been gone a long time...none the less i saw you there a few times. After one show met you & showed you how to do "El Saludo Del Balsero" you died laughing...good times.
Ralphie mays story is hilarious
We love for fit as that's a tortilla with cheese and beans in side a real Cuban just sucks on a leaf bananas are their number 1 export
XD I BET HE RAN A MILE AFTER THAT BOWL A COFFEE HAHAHAHA
Hey fat man, it's Latinx.
I think this video is sponsored cause I got a coffee ad that didn’t allow me to skip
I think i heard this joke about how a "strong" coffee f you up before.... Kevin hart his ver. Was he went (i think) to Morocco and same scenario. Waiter come up give him a small cup and bi*ch about it and later on waiter gave him a bigger cup of coffee...
@Nick k ooh is that where the joke came from? im foreign so i dont really know but thanks for telling
Wow, everyone stealing Ralphie May's joke after he died.
I am NOT YELLING, I am Puerto Rican! 😜 He is so right. I think must of us in the Caribbean, speak loud and fast. One time, we had a family gathering back home, and the neighbors called 911. They thought we were about to kill each other. The reason we speak so loud is, because we all speak at the same time. So each person gets a little louder, as the conversation progresses. Hey, it's a Latin thing. Perhaps, that's why we are so passionate.
I worked with a unit from the Puerto Rican National Guard and had a translator who had roots from Mexico. We got the real dialect experience. One of the best experiences of my life.
That flex ad was gross, couldn't finish it. I came to laugh not puke!
Gabe talks about coffee and waiters, and here I am in awe that ANYTHING is open at 3am.
Omword you almost made me pee my pants with this one
Good info to know lol... I'd be avoiding that coffee like the plague otherwise as a non coffee drinker I'll never be able to sleep again LOL!
Fucking amazing, me encantó, está lleno de estereotipos de mi pueblo y todos correctos 🤣🤣🤣
And if you call a Mexican a Latino, you'll get punched.
“Why is he yelling “ I ask myself that everyday in this country Like you never know if they’re happy or mad😂
Go to La Carreta in the airport and watch airline pilots order full cups of Cuban coffee, then ask yourself what sort of hell schedule they work for that to be a common thing.
Proof that all the best stories start with "Martin and I....."
You think that's bad ? Cuban Coffee caught my ass off guard ... In the mountains of India ? INDIA ! why is Cuban coffee even up in some random mountain tea stall ?! With no toilets ! (One of the jokes that's still part of my Amatuer stand-up acts)