Tom Segura | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #213
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Theo and Tom Segura relationships, road horror stories, and doing a Spanish speaking tour together.
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your Netflix special was great! Netflix needs to give you another one.
I have that same issue Tom. It’s a blessing and a curse lol 😂
Theos walls look dope as hell
"what's the biggest age gap you've ever had?" "besides when I came out of my mother?"
Y’all have great chemistry
Theo, change the battery in your fire detector. 36:40
55:54 had a girl outright tell me "don't talk to me unless you have coke" in LA once. Bit shocking. In Calgary, i'm used to girls buying ME drinks lol. Strange AF place dude.
Why all the dislikes?
35:45 Theo you gotta meditate dawg
18:00 funny... joe got his podcast idea from Tom green 😂 pay attention to others ideas and master em hahah, apparently. Also don’t share your plans with others.
cyst on a 85 year old vagina shooting puss....thats like the show scared straight but for kids wanting to be a doctor instead of a criminal
She said I’m gonna take a shower ! You thought she was gonna say she was gonna take a shit?😂
If Segura wasn't funny he'd definitely be working at walmart as a greeter. and an alcoholic
what was up with the scented candle? Does Tom have bo
Tom's gay? I thought that was a well know "hollywood secret"...his marriage is fake af -helps them both with comedy -his true love is Bert
To see me, go to 1:23:47
bro stop interupting THE KING
57:38 “it was like feminism you know, but a shirt” 😂😂😂
I hope tom changes that number up from 8 now that Tyson is jacked again
came to this right after watching tom freak out about christina and theo's flirting video only weeks before on ymh.
"This seems erroneous" - Theo Von
"Large BJ's pizza extra voodoo"
lmao hack Bill Clintons APEX LEGENDS account and control how he controls his character
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Why would you go mexican before going black lol? I am mexican american and any other shit I'm mixed with but yeah.
"danny brown calls him butt plug cuz" lmfao
theo saying erroneous made it sound so much better than ape rogan
In 2077 it will be like cyberpunk and they will all think that we were crazy for living in just our human skin.
I came here to see the age gap contest
Toms the goat
I love how every podcast I see tom or bert on shit goes on like 20 mins after they say they are gonna wrap it up
Holy shit my cheeks hurt from laughing so much! Thanks guys. Good stuff.
Theo's mom: shes kinda of a go get it kind of lady. What ?
I have bad circulation in my legs but in my arms I can do almost anything 🤣🤣🤣
It was like feminism, but a shirt
The cold collar naturally blush because viscose jelly label despite a past almanac. late, toothsome gearshift
A Mike Tyson punch would cure PTSD because you would forget every damn thing that happened in your life up to that point lmaoo
I wonder if Chris D’ella is still Tom Segura #1 Dad after the allegations 😂😂
“Bobby is a fukin war veteran that didn’t even serve” LMAOOOO idk why but that makes so much sense for Bobby Lee 😂😂😂🤣🤣
I was in a self-esteem room just people in there trying to feel better 😭😭😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😭😭😭😭 I swear Theo Von can flip anything into funny
Joey Diaz woulda been Theo boy who jumped out the window with the purses 20 years ago lol
Like how Tom picked the pedophile to raise his children
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Yo, Burger King in my town got its' ingredients from somewhere that wasn't Burger King. That shit was fire, but the owner got caught and they closed the store. Idk where he got his ingredients, but it tasted so good.
Bubbles Roemhildt
11 ditë më parë
@The After Show but Later It was the shit. When I ate an actual BK burger I was like what is this garbage!! Lol
The After Show but Later
11 ditë më parë
LMAO. Now I want one of those bootleg BK Burgers.
My dream would have Theo take over Bert's spot on 2 Bears.
Institutional racism. Yeesh, Tom comes out with some horsesh*t.
“When I was 16 I slept with a 48 year old” “wow how was it” “HOW WAS IT? THE BOY GOT MOLESTED “
If I knew man, I would know. You know?
The decorous printer equally expect because sex arguably lie over a salty cloud. instinctive, grandiose smash
1:46:01
Ya bad call on thinking about Chris raising any kids.
"Ya dick's pouring a Guiness" 🤣 This conversation is the perfect comedic dance
Tom: It looked like bill belicheck in a wig. Theo: Woooww
Let’s all recognize how this studio is 5,000x better than Joe Spotify Rogan’s new toaster space ship. THIS is how you design a background, light a room, and frame a camera on someone’s face (rather than the back of a bald head).
Tom and Theo totally seem like the celebrity comics that, even if you didn't know each other, you could just sit down and chill with and feel like part of the group. Couple of good genuine dudes.
I'm in Georgia and know Theo has a ludicrous amount of fans here.
Lyle Merich
Muaj më parë
I'm on Vancouver Island British Columbia and love for Theo is strong here too👌
my two idols unite
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Tom is to bright for theo lol ,,, jk
Anyone notice that Delia has someone tied up with a bag on their head? Obviously not on purpose but definitely clownin after all this shit turned out lol
I'm so sick of you guys talking s*** about Tampa. Why do I even listened to your podcast. Why don't you do a Google map and see how pathetic Tampa Florida is. I don't know where mr. Sugar is from but I know that Theo is from Covington Louisiana so....... and you guys are scattering like little rats out of Los Angeles so.....
Hahah I fucking died when Theo said violence in Spanish fuck why hasn’t Theo done any bits in Spanish he’d be hilarious
The nasty Nati
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after you dump a duce, flush immediatly
Why is this pod cast not on the this past weekend lineup? It skips 213?
larry the cable guy
I quit going to Burger King years ago when I saw cockroaches on the wall when I was ordering.
Wendiy's firts, Culvers, Hardee's. McDonalds when I am deperate.
I bust nuts dawg.
When I moved to Texas to live with my step-dad who was stationed at ft hood, I learned there is a very real possibility that the ONLY THING keeping burger King alive is they have a contract with the military. Every American military base has a burger King lol
tom is 1 year older than theo. Probably just genes though
Because in an out managers making 6figures a year
Clash of the titans
"If I knew man I would know, ya know?" -Theo Von
Theo “if I knew, I would know, ya know?”
"Carry the fourth" lmao 🤣
I can see theo killing women to make a womens bodysuit outta skin....say are you a size eight🤣🤣
Theo looksike has more loads dropped on him than welsh sheep in uk.
“People make a wrong decision a lot of the times now” -Theodora
Soooo we’re not going to y’all about the two situations that were actual rape!? 16 and a 45 yr old women?!!?
I’d like to hear if Tom has changed his mind about D’elia raising his kids if he dies. Since now he knows about his Dark Arts? 🤣
Megan Klobchar
Muaj më parë
Probably not since he has 2 boys. Chris didn't even do anything illegal sad what happened to him really
Why do people like Tom he sucks... Not funny whatsoever.
Gary Indiana 💯
Great episode, interesting listening to small talk....love both these guys!!! 👀👍👍👍👍❤❤❤❤
Does the Theo Von merch say “hitler” or “hitter”
Jerry Clower is a legend
@theovon 26yr difference just a date. when i worked in the Galleria here in HOUTX... but she had been a playm8 i was on that playboy game; vince neals EX
Charlie Gosse
Muaj më parë
calvin klein obsession campaign model.. just a date, NBD she was married wanted to hook me up with her daughter but i wanted momma bear
45:37 wtf
U guys have lots your minds! Lol love it
Hey that poor dude on the interview tape was just muted..the hell haha
If you put this on mute, Tom looks like a child psychologist talking to a second time senior in high school with severe A.D.D.
THEOGATE
If you put this on mute, Tom looks like a child psychologist talking to a second time senior in high school with severe A.D.D.
Megan Klobchar
Muaj më parë
Why would you steal someone's comment and it's the top. Comment so everyone will know this is nothing you came up with? Kinda lame
Killed me when tom said the lady he slept with looked like bill belichick
Remember Tom’s joke about Louisiana? And Theo is from Louisiana, hilarious