Truck Stops Are The Mecca of the Dark Arts | Theo Von and A Female Trucker

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  • Theo Von
    Theo VonMuaj më parë

    bit.ly/theovonclips

  • conan77
    conan775 ditë më parë

    Fake shit husband trick--Theo said it like he's encountered that before.

  • IloveBaklava
    IloveBaklava6 ditë më parë

    Walking ashtray

  • Pedro Domingo
    Pedro Domingo12 ditë më parë

    Someone answer the question 🤣

  • Eratik_oz_solo
    Eratik_oz_solo14 ditë më parë

    Ive snorted no dose before It's like a poor man's Coke lol

  • bocandeco
    bocandeco15 ditë më parë

    Great podcast of Theo and his mom.

  • mattgotsskill
    mattgotsskill20 ditë më parë

    shes awesome, so refreshing to listen to real people and not silverspoon celebrities

  • Jamie Johnson
    Jamie JohnsonMuaj më parë

    There's a Milli Vanilli reject at every truck stop. Girl you know it's true!

  • IKEA thotty
    IKEA thottyMuaj më parë

    I’d hit it

  • Brandon
    BrandonMuaj më parë

    Liked the video before it even started. The title alone deserves an insta like

  • Phil Spectorr
    Phil SpectorrMuaj më parë

    If you had $1200 right now, what would you do with it?

  • Fatelvis2
    Fatelvis2Muaj më parë

    so there is no security or police presence in this wild west of a truck stop

  • Sam Deez
    Sam DeezMuaj më parë

    Trucking should be a decent job to have but these tales says otherwise....y so seedy? Y so indecent? Y so eff’d up?,...thats life, aint it?...

  • Rob Weiderman
    Rob WeidermanMuaj më parë

    Glad to see Theo was able to reconnect with his mom.

  • Partical Sayian
    Partical SayianMuaj më parë

    I'm a black dude and I wanna marry this REAL lady. I'm sorry that a black man tried to take advantage of her. She's a real hardworking woman and deserves to be treated like one. She's not hard on the eyes and despite the comments about her being a heavy smoker; any man would be blessed to have such a down to earth woman like her in their life. I wish that I could take her out and buy her as many drinks as she can handle and dinner with a movie. No strings attached, and no sexual expectations. Just because she's classy and well traveled enough to be treated with such respect.

  • V D
    V DMuaj më parë

    She got that Joey Diaz laugh

  • Chris O
    Chris OMuaj më parë

    Gun up

  • Rufus Dufus
    Rufus DufusMuaj më parë

    You know Theo tapped that!

  • ColbiGL
    ColbiGLMuaj më parë

    I used to drive back and forth to and from my grandparents 250miles and had been using the same stop since I was a kid so I was very comfortable there and one night my mom was driving and I went to smoke weed while the kids went to pee and stretch and I went behind the bathrooms and there was a weird guy there and he got scared and was just like " why r u back here? " I said checking. He was irritated and then threatened me, well this chick already had seen him creeping and she lived up the road and she came back with a gun and so this guys just walking slowly towards me talking about weird shit speaking tongues and this lady with a gun comes up screaming at him and told us what happened and she held him at gunpoint and said he was in the women's bathroom and she caught him positioning himself in blindspots and shit and the nearest cop was not near so she took it into her own hands lol never treated stops like playgrounds or rest areas again and I carry a gun on me and we secure the area before going in, making sure no vehicles are hiding at night in a snatching position. We don't fuck around anymore my moms got her gun ready and I got mine and we go one at a time and so the doors always got a gun ready and we yell CLEAR when we go in and nobody is inside and if anyone comes in after us we listen for yells and are ready to storm in or cut off exits and well u know basic shit but we stay safe cause we have family in the fbi and law enforcement and we hear fucked up shit nobody hears on the news nobody realizes the hundreds of thousands of victims and how human trafficking works and how in the open a snatching can be and quick but I let my guard down and now I don't smoke weed cause I rather have a gun then weed lol unless we have the entire family going then I can chill and let my family be the armed ones and I can get stoned lol and this guy with a gun trying to join my mom on a hike and telling my mom she's gorgeous and shit and started walking with us, we pretended our group was behind us and we ran off trail and we were out there past dark, phone died as soon as we got back to the car and without a light weda been fucked and so my hippy ass went right down and got training and ccw and a glock and now I carry a gun lmao 🤣 fucking creeps have guns i need one out there too..

  • Lil DaddyKK
    Lil DaddyKKMuaj më parë

    Theo is great at just relaxing and creating a dialogue that is interchangeable with his guest. I mean she's funny & I want to see another interview with her.

  • Scott Swift
    Scott SwiftMuaj më parë

    Think theo got him sum to get over his home sickness?

  • G M
    G MMuaj më parë

    And she's only 25.

  • Bo Elliott
    Bo ElliottMuaj më parë

    Did she just mansplane

  • Shmo
    ShmoMuaj më parë

    Come to Johnston County, NC. This is 3/4 of the women here

  • Daniel Lexow
    Daniel LexowMuaj më parë

    I hope they scraped the pieces of lung off of the microphone after she left.

  • Nick Shapiro
    Nick ShapiroMuaj më parë

    french risk

  • Ashley S
    Ashley SMuaj më parë

    Did Joey Diaz transition?

  • PAIMON VS THE WORLD
    PAIMON VS THE WORLDMuaj më parë

    Literally all my family from out of Miami and 90% of my uncles are truck drivers or farmers but all of them are wholesomes yeah they make some racist joke but they’re not racist at all they just give you that tough love. there is different levels of craziness in Florida and the south in general

  • Ogrematic
    OgrematicMuaj më parë

    Girls: I don't care what anyone tells you, buy a gun. Take an NRA certified training course. They have female instructors if it makes you feel more comfortable. Train. Keep the gun on you, not in your purse, not in your glove compartment, on your hip. If you feel like someone's casing you, like in this clip, text the cops right away. Never let anyone make you feel like you can't defend yourself. No matter how tough someone seems to be, you shoot them in the nuts they'll calm down real quick. Buy a gun. Train.

  • Carl Jacobson
    Carl JacobsonMuaj më parë

    She's got that Typhoid Laugh - like a deep burbling of mucus in the bottom of her lungs BUT - she's definitely got GUTS as a lone female trucker. I hope she bought a gun after initially getting messed with by the truck stop psychopaths.

  • Rachel Austin
    Rachel AustinMuaj më parë

    I found a good amount of money in a kohl's dressing room once and took it to the service desk. Sure enough a panicked mom came up looking for her money. Turns out it was everything she had for buying back to school clothes and the whole shebang. So I'm glad I did return it.

  • joshua7878

    joshua7878

    Muaj më parë

    Your a sweetheart. Good for you

  • Nicolás Alejandro Medina
    Nicolás Alejandro MedinaMuaj më parë

    03:58 Damn! The fake-shit husband trick

  • Ryan
    RyanMuaj më parë

    "Milli vanilli reject"

  • Tyrannosaurus_STFU the III
    Tyrannosaurus_STFU the IIIMuaj më parë

    I love the fact that the skinny jeans that come here to look down their nose at this lady know that she could whip all their asses at the same time.

  • jv3331
    jv3331Muaj më parë

    Hope she can quit the tobacco ... pretty hilarious

  • Alex Jeffries
    Alex JeffriesMuaj më parë

    Vernors gang gang!!!!

  • Maxwell Scott
    Maxwell ScottMuaj më parë

    You can blame True Detective for that.

  • Smoove Fit
    Smoove FitMuaj më parë

    A milli vanilli reject I about spit my drink out 😂

  • John Plain
    John PlainMuaj më parë

    Is that a Vernors ginger ale? Diet?

  • david lee
    david leeMuaj më parë

    Extremely underrated dark art: cardboard box window coverings

  • chiefred4
    chiefred4Muaj më parë

    BE CAREFUL

  • 954 Drop em
    954 Drop emMuaj më parë

    She gots joeys laugh

  • Marcos Santana
    Marcos SantanaMuaj më parë

    Theo interviewing interesting people 👍🏼

  • jay bee
    jay beeMuaj më parë

    Why does Theo have a trucker lady on his podcast 😂😂

  • Tara White
    Tara WhiteMuaj më parë

    I fuckin' love this lady. She rules!

  • Christian Hendriksen
    Christian HendriksenMuaj më parë

    "If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue. Or walk with kings - nor lose the common touch." with these common folk podcasts Theo really lives the lines of Rudyard Kipling.

  • Cyrus Fitch

    Cyrus Fitch

    Muaj më parë

    brilliantly put.

  • Justin Nardine
    Justin NardineMuaj më parë

    Word to Mili Vanilli

  • Jacob Harrington -CoCorKiller
    Jacob Harrington -CoCorKillerMuaj më parë

    And also a great reason for our right to protect our selves with firearms.. Stay safe stay armed! Avoid the truck stops haha

  • Jacob Harrington -CoCorKiller
    Jacob Harrington -CoCorKillerMuaj më parë

    Shes seen some shit done some shit.. Bet she was a fireball back in the day bahaha real sloots

  • RedRumAhab
    RedRumAhabMuaj më parë

    I'm a truck driver man, I always wondered if u would bring a trucker on. Wtf lol I live like 20 mins from Florence, SC lol

  • SkyMarshall Arts
    SkyMarshall ArtsMuaj më parë

    Hey Theo. Who knew normal people in normal jobs were this interesting right? Almost like we can relate. More of this brother.

  • Quicoboy Reyna
    Quicoboy ReynaMuaj më parë

    ...rape whistle?...let's have a rape gun...or a rape knife for those pesky states...

  • Heisenberg 2420
    Heisenberg 2420Muaj më parë

    I wonder 15 to 20 years agp what this lady looked like

  • Scott Wallace
    Scott WallaceMuaj më parë

    Be careful 😂😂😂😂 killed me - have her back !!!

  • patrick robertson
    patrick robertsonMuaj më parë

    gang gang ✌🏼

  • John Sellas
    John SellasMuaj më parë

    A lot of people are have good senses of humor. 😄. She called him a Milli Vanilli reject.

  • David Delateja
    David DelatejaMuaj më parë

    Theo n her is like rogan and Joey Diaz 😂

  • Mr 3 Machine
    Mr 3 MachineMuaj më parë

    She is fascinating, great story teller and has so much stories

  • Josh Shaw
    Josh ShawMuaj më parë

    The looks like such a liar.

  • Justin Bowermaster
    Justin BowermasterMuaj më parë

    Merica

  • Tiger Dragon
    Tiger DragonMuaj më parë

    Theos mom?

  • Lucas Duffield
    Lucas DuffieldMuaj më parë

    Is it me or are most of the celebrity guests less interesting than the working class guests Theo brings on?

  • Aquatic Highs

    Aquatic Highs

    Muaj më parë

    Ya people are getting tired of the fake celeb personalities

  • Spooky Laundry

    Spooky Laundry

    Muaj më parë

    Slightly agree. I think most people are sick of comedians going on each others podcasts. It's much better when only one person is trying to be funny.

  • TridentLion
    TridentLionMuaj më parë

    More regular interesting folks on the show theo. These episodes are pretty dope

  • Steven Brown
    Steven BrownMuaj më parë

    Trucker wisdom, never trust a puddle at a truck stop period. honestly though truck stops are for the most part safe good places to Park and rest as long as you can find a spot. Most companies in other drivers would tell you truck stops to avoid because of crime rates i and solicitation. For the most part I've never really seen anything to crazy out there but only just got back in it last year. It is crazy though how well you can hide behind a fairing which makes it all the more scary in my opinion for female drivers walking to and from their trucks at night. I'm 6 ft tall 400 lb and can completely hide simply by stepping behind a firing. Best thing truckers can do is keep their head up eyes open and pay attention.

  • borderm3
    borderm32 muaj më parë

    What a cool lady!

  • 909BigDawg
    909BigDawg2 muaj më parë

    We need more of her !!

  • JEM 1218
    JEM 12182 muaj më parë

    I love the trucker lady 😂 she just seems to flow with Theo in her own way

  • Isaiah Mcculough
    Isaiah Mcculough2 muaj më parë

    “a lot of guys with dreadlocks use them to tie you down” bro I’m in tears 😭😭

  • Jake Hoyt
    Jake Hoyt2 muaj më parë

    Thats theo’s mom

  • alexharrisfishing
    alexharrisfishing2 muaj më parë

    She was drivin outta Omaha, Werner treats there drivers like shit

  • Jon Griggs
    Jon Griggs2 muaj më parë

    She sounds like she should have Theo's haircut.

  • Kenneth Gafford

    Kenneth Gafford

    Muaj më parë

    Lol that was fucking hilarious

  • Mr Infinitemonkeycage
    Mr Infinitemonkeycage2 muaj më parë

    Ahhh bro I literally went "uuggghjhhh" out loud when you said you lost your cash cause I've done that and know how much that hurts

  • rorshakks
    rorshakks2 muaj më parë

    There was nothing about the dart arts. A question was asked about it but nothing was said of dark arts.

  • Nick Owens
    Nick Owens2 muaj më parë

    So good!! Gang

  • Viviana Song
    Viviana Song2 muaj më parë

    Theo, I love how respectful you are to everyone. So glad your sober. I have 28 years sobriety. It just gets better, I promise!

  • Viviana Song
    Viviana Song2 muaj më parë

    Ha! This is so good, I have come back three dang times!

  • Kentucky Bear Arms
    Kentucky Bear Arms2 muaj më parë

    I use to pimp a girl out at a truck stop

  • DårK Šøûł

    DårK Šøûł

    Muaj më parë

    That's awful.......Awful damn funny! There's lots of dope whores where I'm from. You could make a killing here!

  • Pinpon_muneco
    Pinpon_muneco2 muaj më parë

    She a kool ass guest! 😂 her laugh reminds me of uncle joeys maybe that’s why I like her hahah

  • Uncle Kyle
    Uncle Kyle2 muaj më parë

    I swear I’ve seen her driving thru Lake Station IN where I live.

  • adgee3
    adgee32 muaj më parë

    I haven't even heard her yet and I know what she sounds like

  • Ryan Houghton
    Ryan Houghton2 muaj më parë

    West Memphis and Albuquerque pilot/flying J's are a couple dark art meccas. I parked in West Memphis and had two lot lizards and a guy trying to sell me a flat screen hit me up within 15 minutes during the middle of the day

  • Atyus Riggins
    Atyus Riggins2 muaj më parë

    Oh shit the work out rope got me😂😂😂

  • Gert B. Frobe
    Gert B. Frobe2 muaj më parë

    I dig this lady

  • Jay Strock
    Jay Strock2 muaj më parë

    I do not like anybody with dreadlocks. Weirdos.

  • MannyJazzcats

    MannyJazzcats

    Muaj më parë

    I dont like anyone who wears a trucker cap and glasses like sex offender

  • Chríss M
    Chríss M2 muaj më parë

    Keep on keeping on

  • jctai100
    jctai1002 muaj më parë

    God, I hope she has a gun now. Just blast fools and ask questions later.

  • MalisDaddy
    MalisDaddy2 muaj më parë

    She reminds me of going to the smoke filled bowling alleys as a kid or going to a Sizzler in the 80's and being asked "Smoking or non-smoking?" 'Member dat!?

  • Andrew smith

    Andrew smith

    Muaj më parë

    Sizzler,yes

  • Dave Smiling Coyote

    Dave Smiling Coyote

    Muaj më parë

    I miss those days.. lol

  • thatguy 00

    thatguy 00

    Muaj më parë

    Oooooo I ‘member

  • What about the Server?

    What about the Server?

    Muaj më parë

    She's the kinda gal to hold her beer and cig in the same hand

  • Jestered
    Jestered2 muaj më parë

    Theo's ability to keep a straight face when he's doing a bit is top notch.

  • Big Cream
    Big Cream2 muaj më parë

    Finally somebody with a normal accent.

  • Sean Schmidt
    Sean Schmidt2 muaj më parë

    Young Theo drinking that Motor City nectar of the Gods (Diet Vernors). Detroit, wher the weak are killed and eaten

  • Sanford Gray
    Sanford Gray2 muaj më parë

    She is HOT!

  • Paolo Pirrotta
    Paolo Pirrotta2 muaj më parë

    Where did your money fall ?

  • WaakikiTheGoat
    WaakikiTheGoat2 muaj më parë

    6:12 I love it

  • Utopia Fail
    Utopia Fail2 muaj më parë

    Theo's white guilt wanted so badly for the black guy to be the hero of the story 😂

  • Tracey Whaley

    Tracey Whaley

    2 muaj më parë

    Lmaooo but it turned out he was the most dangerous 😂

  • Taryn Morvillo

    Taryn Morvillo

    2 muaj më parë

    Right? 😂 I felt how hard Theo felt that - Then I felt how freaking terrified this woman was when dude turned out to be legit rapey af!

  • Chance Gray
    Chance Gray2 muaj më parë

    The video was okay.., looking for the way better one.

  • Mush Room
    Mush Room2 muaj më parë

    So lemme get this straight Theo, u got out of ur car to sleep in a truck stop lobby with ur cash on u? Why not just sleep in ur car?

  • Travis Tidwell
    Travis Tidwell2 muaj më parë

    6:15 “These are long enough you could use em as lassholes.”

  • Creepy Dingus
    Creepy Dingus2 muaj më parë

    I grew up in Tennessee and I met 1,000,000 women like this growing up.

  • w00dy

    w00dy

    Muaj më parë

    unfortunately they exist

  • Andy Cockrum

    Andy Cockrum

    Muaj më parë

    Kentucky, same. I’m related to like 3 of her

  • Tyrannosaurus_STFU the III

    Tyrannosaurus_STFU the III

    Muaj më parë

    I grew up behind the Hwy 48 truck stop right off the Dickson exit about 30 miles SW of Nashville.. These are good people.

  • Zachary Harris

    Zachary Harris

    Muaj më parë

    NC, same. Lol

  • DårK Šøûł

    DårK Šøûł

    Muaj më parë

    Virginia here, me too!

  • Taco Slurpees
    Taco Slurpees2 muaj më parë

    6:08 nah bro my workout different 😂😂😂

  • Smoove Gutierrez
    Smoove Gutierrez2 muaj më parë

    This lane Theo going down with normal people w interesting 9-5s is a HITTTTTERRR

  • Jack Baker

    Jack Baker

    29 ditë më parë

    @DiamondSkye I was being facetious, like 9‐5 would be nice, more like 530 to 430.. not that I'm complaining, I chose it..

  • DiamondSkye

    DiamondSkye

    Muaj më parë

    @Jack Baker Most likely because truckers don't exactly do a 9-5. There is a lot of them, but there are also more that do more than that as well. Truck driving isn't exactly a "hourly" in the normal sense of the meaning.

  • Jack Baker

    Jack Baker

    Muaj më parë

    @MadMachinist5.9 yeah, whats that?

  • Michael Scott

    Michael Scott

    Muaj më parë

    I always thought Joe Rogan should’ve done this and named the episodes “Average Joe”

  • w00dy

    w00dy

    Muaj më parë

    nah.

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