How To Tell Latinos Apart I Gabriel Iglesias

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  • Dewani90
    Dewani9013 ditë më parë

    I once tried cuban coffee, a friend of mine that came from there liked his coffee as authentic as it goes, and served me and my sisters (we're all female) shot-glasses of the thing, i wanted to look like I enjoyed it as I like coffee, expresso, americano, any coffee goes for me, so I asked for a cup, not a glass, drank the whole thing, and man, I wasn't sure if my heart stopped or was beating so fast it looked like a flat-line.

  • daniel condon

    daniel condon

    Ditë më parë

    @Sebastian Woodard I can relate! I got busted at a family party, at our house,, on the floor drinking the whole cup with a bar of guava paste. I was like 7, yeah, I got whooped! 🤣

  • daniel condon

    daniel condon

    Ditë më parë

    @Lorna R con espuma.

  • John McAuliffe

    John McAuliffe

    2 ditë më parë

    Yeah, I had a Chilean teacher who had some whacky strong tea leaves imported from her own country and made tea that was about as concentrated as the Cuban stuff. I was the only one crazy enough to drink the whole cup, and man was I wired that day. Would do again though, was good tea.

  • Samira Peri

    Samira Peri

    2 ditë më parë

    @Indrejue Funny, that's not my experience at all. Then again, we drink the most coffee in the world per capita.

  • Victor Waddell

    Victor Waddell

    3 ditë më parë

    I was once deployed on a US Navy cruiser deployed to the Persian Gulf . The Turkish coffees served in Dubai , Abu Dhabi , and Bahrain are insanely strong .

  • Fanny Price
    Fanny Price4 ditë më parë

    This is so hilarious- and true! Cubans think American coffee is like water - but if I drank what they drank - I’d be in the ER with a panic attack. I love the differences between people ❤️

  • YamyRM

    YamyRM

    2 orë më parë

    @Talking Hands The sugar is to the preference of whoever makes it, some people put more, others less. If you make it yourself you can make it perfect for you.

  • Rachel Sállese

    Rachel Sállese

    Ditë më parë

    Puertorican too American coffee is water

  • Daane Mest

    Daane Mest

    2 ditë më parë

    Meanwhile in Sweden or Finland 15 cups of strong coffe a day is the norm. With strong i mean it should be blacker than tar and somewhat sluggish.

  • Talking Hands

    Talking Hands

    2 ditë më parë

    I don't really like cuban coffee, not because it's too strong but because they put way too much sugar in it...

  • Caio F.

    Caio F.

    2 ditë më parë

    As a brazilian barista, I agree, you drink dirty water

  • starship gus
    starship gus5 ditë më parë

    This guy is always hilarious,he’s got a way to make you laugh at the jokes even if you don’t speak or understand Spanish.

  • pc m

    pc m

    5 ditë më parë

    Yes, he clues you in. The tinted partition really got me.

  • Yasmani Tristan
    Yasmani Tristan10 ditë më parë

    As a Cuban, although coffee is definitely in our blood, our preferred alcoholic drink is definitely rum.

  • lunarstars

    lunarstars

    3 ditë më parë

    Like pirates. 😉

  • xHugoxN7

    xHugoxN7

    3 ditë më parë

    Yes

  • ReznoV Vazileski

    ReznoV Vazileski

    3 ditë më parë

    So the appropriate serving of 1 beverage would be served in 2 shotglasses then :p Shot of rum, flush away with some coffee, have a good night.

  • Jesse Trammell

    Jesse Trammell

    3 ditë më parë

    @Lady Aly The only place I drank rum and cokes was in Miami and Costa Rica and both places provided the limes without asking, so I never really thought of it as coming any other way... lol

  • Lady Aly

    Lady Aly

    3 ditë më parë

    @Batlas What makes a Cuba Libre different than a simple Rum& Coke is the LIME...Cuba Libre is with lime...Explain it to the bartender and you'll have a friend for life....😂

  • Danilo Catania
    Danilo Catania5 ditë më parë

    As an Italian, Cubans drink coffee like God Meant it, Salute hermanos.

  • Lady Aly

    Lady Aly

    3 ditë më parë

    Bendiciones para Italia...Salute...💖

  • Charles Logan
    Charles Logan6 ditë më parë

    As a black American from Georgia, I can tell you that what he says about the variety of races in the Cuban and PR population is true. I went was visiting Miami's Little Havana section and saw a dark skinned black man with long dreadlocks. I thought he was Jamaican. I tried to ask him directions on how to get to certain spot I was looking for and neither one of us understood the other. Much love and respect to Latin culture though. I need to learn Spanish.

  • julio bello

    julio bello

    10 orë më parë

    Had co worker is black but has relatives in Dominican Republic 🇩🇴 . But there many history of blacks all over Latin America also many slaves from the USA escaped to Mexico to become free man.

  • Daniel Benboe

    Daniel Benboe

    22 orë më parë

    Wassup GA in da house!!! Atlanta here! Be safe bro!

  • Rodrigo Vega

    Rodrigo Vega

    Ditë më parë

    People from the US often forget that latino and hispanic are _cultural_ identities, not _racial_ ones ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Many are mostly just familiar with the mestizo traits most common among working-class Mexican or Puerto Rican, etc. that happen to represent a significant bulk of the hispanic migrants to their country. On this bias and their own historical split between racial lines they assume the physical traits makes or breaks the identity, when in reality we come in all shapes, colors and facial features.

  • Bianca Radtke

    Bianca Radtke

    2 ditë më parë

    Yeah, he forgot DR has that variety too

  • The Rich Sibling

    The Rich Sibling

    2 ditë më parë

    @Hibbs4Prez exactamente! It’s crazy how often this isn’t taught. Black is worldwide & the slave trade was more expansive than the USA. Brazil had the most slaves by far.

  • Vanindra Hargyono
    Vanindra Hargyono13 ditë më parë

    "I'm not a -ito, I'm a -ande" gets me everytime 🤣

  • Irai Rod

    Irai Rod

    2 ditë më parë

    @just1ooking He IS grandisimo, indeed!

  • just1ooking

    just1ooking

    3 ditë më parë

    @Irai Rod grandisimo!

  • Irai Rod

    Irai Rod

    3 ditë më parë

    The joke is funny, but the grammar has been anglicized for the benefit of a larger audience that might be more familiar with the suffix "-ande". The correct ending for something large is "-ote" and "-ota", not "-ande". For example, a dog, "perro", is "perrito" (if small) and perrote (if large and male) and "perrota" (if large and female). "Very grande", like Gabriel is, would be "grandote". :-) :-) :-)

  • Reeanna S

    Reeanna S

    5 ditë më parë

    Ariana Grande should be Ariana Grito 😁😂

  • Cliff Right
    Cliff Right8 ditë më parë

    As an Anglo who lived in Puerto Rico for years and now speaks with primarily Mexicanos, I had to laugh. My daughter is a physician who volunteers work in South America every year and we both get a chuckle on how we can tell the difference in the cultures Gabriel jokes about. Great performer and ambassador for Latinos everywhere.

  • julio bello

    julio bello

    10 orë më parë

    I’m Mexican but growing up I would ask my dad why our Spanish is not similar to spains Since Mexico was the “ new Spain “ why they didn’t carry over the accent now we have variety of accents in Mexico per state. I’m from Guanajuato and we speak like we singing a long song. The ones that I found annoying is Michoacán and Sinaloa accent 🤦🏻‍♂️ 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

  • Nina Douglas

    Nina Douglas

    2 ditë më parë

    @Taazilyn news flash! All countries have and use regularly “unconventional words. And no, the énfasis where they place it is right for the “vos” conjugations.

  • AL G

    AL G

    2 ditë më parë

    @Ce_Oso QRO Chinese speak better Spanish?? 😂😂😂 yoooo

  • Rosa

    Rosa

    2 ditë më parë

    @Ce_Oso QRO Youre confusing the accents together. Really only Puerto Ricans replace the R with an L. The other two dont do that. Dominicans drop the r or s from the end of words sometimes, but i've never heard of them replacing it with a j. Unless youre talking about how Puerto Ricans sometimes pronounce 'arroz' so again youre confusing the accents. Also just because people speak in some kind of dialect doesnt mean they dont know the "proper" version of their own language and could just be how they speak in a more relaxed everyday kind of setting. Almost every corner of the world has its own accent/dialect/slang.

  • Taazilyn

    Taazilyn

    3 ditë më parë

    @Nina Douglas Jajajaaj The stress is on the wrong syllable. Plus, have you read stories from the countryside of Argentina? As bad as any other country, if not worse. There are over 650* unofficial words in regular use in Argentina, most of these circulating within Buenos Aires, with many more being created every time somebody mispronounces an actual word. This is just in Buenos Aires.

  • Michelle Cavalcante
    Michelle Cavalcante4 ditë më parë

    The coffee story reminds me of the time when a Canadian reporter was here in Brazil covering the Olympics and was complaining about the size of the coffee cups they were being served in the press center (they are like 50ml, more or less 1.7oz - almost like the size of a single espresso cup)... Oh boy! A war started! Those coffees are really strong and you don't want to drink a lot of it straight away, you drink little by little. If you are used or are drinking at home you'll drink in a bigger cup.

  • Gabriel Lopes

    Gabriel Lopes

    Ditë më parë

    @Lil Firestarter ... Coffee is a part of brazilian culture, trust us when we say you don't really know what a strong one is.

  • M E

    M E

    2 ditë më parë

    @Lil Firestarter Noooo Brazilian coffee will keep you on the toilet for the whole day. Cancel your plans.

  • Lil Firestarter

    Lil Firestarter

    2 ditë më parë

    Tell you. I'm from Norway and I would have downed that bowl and been a ok. Norway is one of top consumers of coffee. We can take it, have a good long shit and move on with our lives.

  • Lucas Prado

    Lucas Prado

    3 ditë më parë

    I remember but people overreacted because he explained why the size is so small. I remember he replied something like "It seems like coffee is a sensitive subject here". 😂

  • Munkee Finkelbeen
    Munkee Finkelbeen13 ditë më parë

    Still one of my favorite bits 🤣 "vaya con dios." I seriously want to try Cuban coffee

  • membear

    membear

    3 ditë më parë

    Its' very good it's basically just espresso. I can't drink regular black coffee, I like it light and sweet but Cuban coffee has a richness and they put sugar i it and it is delish.

  • Valerie Park

    Valerie Park

    3 ditë më parë

    I nearly knocked my head against the couch I laughed so hard at that one

  • montyhades

    montyhades

    6 ditë më parë

    You are not missing much!

  • Marie Bussinger

    Marie Bussinger

    7 ditë më parë

    @Alexander Carril Granny helped you develop the tolerance she knew you would need.

  • SentByHim

    SentByHim

    7 ditë më parë

    @Thullraven Unless they're Italian, they'll never understand, I gave up trying to explain a long time ago. :)

  • CryNow SmileLater
    CryNow SmileLater10 ditë më parë

    He's one of the best... His originality & storytelling is on point!!! His voices he makes, he's what you pay good money to go see... You know you're getting your money worth

  • Indian Gum

    Indian Gum

    3 ditë më parë

    I love him but this was definitely a recreation of Jo Koy's how to tell Asians apart🤣

  • THE

    THE

    5 ditë më parë

    Ralphie May did a very similar cuban coffee bit-- don't know who came first but I think I heard Ralphie's version about ten years ago, may he rest in peace.

  • Carl

    Carl

    6 ditë më parë

    I disagree I think he is great

  • Shi T. Ahz

    Shi T. Ahz

    6 ditë më parë

    seriously, i love him

  • Amzar Nacht
    Amzar Nacht6 ditë më parë

    My father flew to Rio way back in the 90s before flying became a chore, He and my mother got bumped to First Class. They brought out the coffee service with normal enough looking tea cups, and poured in about a shot. My dad looked at it and was like, "What's this?" "Cafe." "Why didn't you fill it?" "Would you like me to, sir?" "Please." So she did, with this sort of 'I want to laugh but I don't dare' expression on her face. Just like Fluffy said - it was Super Juiced coffee. It wasn't a beverage, it was a street drug! He managed to get through the cup and was wired to his eyeballs the rest of the flight. He brought back an entire suitcase of that coffee.

  • Falcodrin

    Falcodrin

    3 ditë më parë

    @Renan Rozante The name actually came from WWII. American troops stationed in Europe didn't like the flavor is the espresso so they would take a shot and put water in it to make it more like what they were familiar with.

  • Renan Rozante

    Renan Rozante

    4 ditë më parë

    We have a watered version of an espresso here in Brazil and call it "americano"

  • Maria de Souza

    Maria de Souza

    4 ditë më parë

    First time I went to Starbucks it was in Florida and I was 15. Ask for a coffee, the smallest size, get a 300ml cup. Hmmm, ok, that’s too much coffee I am going to die for suRE. First sip and I turned to my brother and asked “why do they serve watered down coffee? Is it because I am a minor? This tastes really bad I can’t drink 300ml of it.” he tells me “idk, ask for an espresso”. Ok, fine, order the espresso. IT’S WEAK ESPRESSO. I later asked the barista if they serve watered coffee to teenagers or something like that and the barista goes like “are you Brazilian?“ “yeah, why?” “That’s how coffee is here, get used to it 😂”. I was gutted.

  • Dead Inside

    Dead Inside

    4 ditë më parë

    Oh no.

  • Spritemon 98

    Spritemon 98

    5 ditë më parë

    I dont blame him for bringing back an entire suitcase 🤣

  • alanparsonsfan
    alanparsonsfan3 ditë më parë

    Fluffy, you are an international treasure. SO glad that coffee didn't send you to the ER! Loved when you showed love to the Indians when you were talking about your shows in India. A genuine, warm human being.

  • Kimberly Taylor
    Kimberly Taylor13 ditë më parë

    I love you, Fluffy!!! Every time I watch these I start crying because I’m laughing so hard. In fact, sometimes I can’t breath I’m laughing so hard

  • Internettroll47

    Internettroll47

    5 ditë më parë

    @jonnym I can’t explain my facial expression…

  • Hassan Yasin

    Hassan Yasin

    7 ditë më parë

    Have you seen bus stop Kevin Bridges?!

  • jonnym

    jonnym

    11 ditë më parë

    he feels the same way about sit ups

  • Ruthann Kizakavich

    Ruthann Kizakavich

    12 ditë më parë

    I know where you are coming from, I agree with you! My sides hurt too! LOL!!!😄😄😄😄😄😄

  • Nikita Tenebrae
    Nikita Tenebrae5 ditë më parë

    My dad is Dominican and when I was 18 my ex girlfriend (girlfriend at the time) was over at our house for the day. She asked my dad why he had a tiny cup of coffee. He tried explaining to her that it was expresso. Much like Cuban coffee, it's very strong. She didn't believe him and went to the kitchen and poured herself a mug of expresso(bustello), from the large stovetop expresso perculator my dad had. She was super hyper for about 10 minutes then I heard a horrible rumbling from her gut. She BOLTED to the bathroom. I'm talking a full sprint! And then I hear "Babe. . .I think I uhhh. . .made a mistake! She was in there for over an hour and came out of the bathroom sweating. Like she was visibly sick. And I had to give her tea for her stomach.

  • Joel Martinez
    Joel Martinez3 ditë më parë

    Fluffy: "get me a full sized cup of cafecito" Waiter: "so you've chosen death"

  • Christian Parrish
    Christian Parrish13 ditë më parë

    We can all agree that we need an animated version of this.

  • Bryan Leal

    Bryan Leal

    Ditë më parë

    I approve and agree

  • Keinaan Abdi

    Keinaan Abdi

    Ditë më parë

    This is animated

  • Alberico Zapata

    Alberico Zapata

    2 ditë më parë

    Like "shorties watching shorties"?

  • tdub c

    tdub c

    2 ditë më parë

    Hell to the yeah

  • 510LIFE OAKLANDER510

    510LIFE OAKLANDER510

    4 ditë më parë

    Go outside and call a Cuban a serote. See how animated it would get

  • Stephanee Brown
    Stephanee Brown5 ditë më parë

    I love this dude!!! He's a genuine comedian that can make ANYONE laugh!!!

  • Jeff McDowell
    Jeff McDowell6 ditë më parë

    Gabriel, I was in Miami installing some equipment & the office manager asked if I would like something to drink. I said yes & he brought me that little cup of coffee or actually espresso. As you said it is strong. Every time I traveled to Miami to do work & I was on a job site. The foreman brought a large cup and dispensed in into small cups to his workers & me. So I found your routine about the restaurant very funny. Thanks

  • Azabaxe80

    Azabaxe80

    6 ditë më parë

    My first job out of college was in Miami and a total drag. For everybody. So this lady would come by at around 3PM serving cortaditos to everyone and that tiny paper cup filled with rocket fuel PLUS sugar was enough to get you over the line two hours later.

  • Yvette Jones
    Yvette Jones3 ditë më parë

    As a Puerto Rican, we absolutely talk like there's a time limit 🤣 Oh my God, man, I almost spit out my food when he said that 🤣 The first time I have my husband some Spanish Espresso coffee, I asked how much cream and sugar he wants. He goes, "Pfft, babe, I'm a man. I only drink black coffee." I said, "if you drink this black, your tongue will sprout hair and you will be wired until next Tuesday." 🤣

  • erindizmo

    erindizmo

    Ditë më parë

    My mom is Puerto Rican and, yeah, that was straight up like peeking in on her family's conversations.

  • Miriam Esparza

    Miriam Esparza

    2 ditë më parë

    I speak like that when I have too much coffee 🤣

  • Haghenveien
    Haghenveien5 ditë më parë

    I find really funny this thing about Cubans talking like they were angry . I remenber once that my husband and I were at a store (We are Spaniards and this happpened in Madrid) and this Cuban man enters asking for the nearest post office and two ladies from Castilla León there started giving him directions. Suddenly the man was really mad saying "Why are you yelling at me, I'm only only asking for the post office". We had to intervine and explain him that it was only their way of speaking and that they were actually being nice and trying to help him. He wasn't really conviced when he left the store. I guess he wasn't used to people sounding even angrier.😂

  • Lady Aly

    Lady Aly

    3 ditë më parë

    If he was Cuban, he knew about the Crazy Gallegos with alpargatas from the bodega...Believe me...He was just being nice and asserting his position above theirs in his fake humbleness...That's how slick Cubans are...Don't let demeanor fool ya....😂😂😂...You all learned from Franco, but he learned it from Fidel...😂😂😂...Bechitos...💖

  • My Dog is Bossy
    My Dog is Bossy5 ditë më parë

    I'm part Mexican and Portuguese and live in California which has a diverse Latino culture. But, I realize I have never met a Cuban here. All I can think about when he talked about this was when Ricky Ricardo from I Love Lucy would get upset and rapid fire Spanish. lol However, I do know Mexicans that also rapid fire when they talk. Not all of us are that relaxed. 🤣Even just in speaking English me and my family will talk really fast.

  • M GS

    M GS

    2 ditë më parë

    @Luis Vervier shut her up!!😂

  • Luis Vervier

    Luis Vervier

    2 ditë më parë

    My Dog is Bossy Once I told my teacher my parents are from Nicaragua not Mexico, and some arrogant blonde bimbo interrupted by asking me sarcastically “is there a difference?” then she said that Nicaragua is just a mini-Mexico and both countries are the “same thing”. I responded to her by saying the Netherlands is a smaller, shittier version of Germany that lacks their advanced technology, engineering and relevance. She had a Dutch last name and had mentioned before that her family came from the Netherlands which is why I chose to roast the Netherlands

  • M GS

    M GS

    2 ditë më parë

    I’m part Italian, German, Spanish and oh boy…people think we are arguing…nope, we are just talking with a lot of passion. Coffee has to be strong 💪🏼.

  • Tracymmo

    Tracymmo

    3 ditë më parë

    A friend from Brooklyn said that when she was a kid her family visited LA, and her little brother said, "They have Puerto Ricans here too."

  • Renge Miyauchi
    Renge Miyauchi13 ditë më parë

    One of my favorite jokes of fluffy glad it got reup loaded so more people can finally see it!

  • Cherry Chocolate
    Cherry Chocolate13 ditë më parë

    God I wish he did the "speak spanish" with Brazil 🤣 we get soooo maaad

  • Disneylover137

    Disneylover137

    19 orë më parë

    @Matheus Cruz And the best way to piss of a swede is to assume that Scandinavia is one country even though it is actually 5. It's Sweden, Denmark, Norway, Iceland and Finland and we all speak different languages.

  • Natalie Silva

    Natalie Silva

    Ditë më parë

    @Brant-Bi assim…tecnicamente eles são europeus kkkkk porque a Guiana é parte da França, por mais que eles estão na América.

  • StonerAmongstUs

    StonerAmongstUs

    3 ditë më parë

    @Cherry Chocolate that's true. Could be because when the Portuguese colonised Brazil they weren't dickheads about it, unlike the Spanish when they colonised rest of southern America. They still "salty" to this day over treatment of their ancestors, but don't hear Brazilians speak ill of Portuguese so we just assume it was Spanish that colonised Brazil🤷🏻‍♂️

  • El Mundo de Hades

    El Mundo de Hades

    3 ditë më parë

    @Brant-Bi that is true aswell

  • Brant-Bi

    Brant-Bi

    3 ditë më parë

    Só passando pra lembrar que a Guiana Francesa fala francês e também está aqui na América do Sul. Eles também são latinos, mas todo mundo esquece deles kkkk

  • Olsenlibra
    Olsenlibra10 ditë më parë

    As a part white/part Mexican, I've never been a fan of coffee. It has to be brewed right, or it's just dark hot water. But after seeing this (when originally posted) I just had to go to the closet Cuban restaurant and purchase one to go and I loved it! Then was extremely happy to have found a Cuban dulceria that sells the most awesome pastries and bags of Gaviña coffee beans! It's a 35-45 minute drive but so worth it. It's the only coffee I'll do.

  • Gustavo Vieira

    Gustavo Vieira

    3 ditë më parë

    @alvin rivera no

  • alvin rivera

    alvin rivera

    3 ditë më parë

    @Gustavo Vieira oh damn so you’re not Hispanic

  • Olsenlibra

    Olsenlibra

    3 ditë më parë

    @GhostBlue oh it is!

  • Vinnie

    Vinnie

    3 ditë më parë

    @Amber pasta Latino is not a race. Latino can be of any race (white, brown, black, asian-descendant etc).

  • Bernardo Valencia

    Bernardo Valencia

    4 ditë më parë

    Cuban coffee is a bomb of sugar under the disguise of a strong coffee .... good to keep you awake for a while

  • debbiethemadbee
    debbiethemadbee4 ditë më parë

    I was told a story by my parents about when my brothers were very young and they were visiting our Puerto Rican grandmother. At one point they said they could speak Spanish and apparently they started saying a bunch of non words really fast because that’s how it sounded to them.

  • foodies
    foodies13 ditë më parë

    Love your vids fluffy I even got your signed funko pop and just want to say I got mad respect for you bro

  • positivelybeautiful1
    positivelybeautiful16 ditë më parë

    Mr. GI is one of the greatest comedians! He has great materials, great delivery, and everyone can watch and listen to him. A very super talented comedian, your the GOAT!

  • Cheryl Bourgeois
    Cheryl Bourgeois5 ditë më parë

    I enjoy his humor so much. He is so animated in is stories. I Love Fluffy!

  • Bryan Luna
    Bryan Luna13 ditë më parë

    This cracks me up every time I watch it. 🤣

  • Randy Clark
    Randy Clark6 ditë më parë

    Man, you are so funny. Great video. Please, keep it up. My eyes are watering from laughing so much!

  • braggarmybrat
    braggarmybrat8 ditë më parë

    So good! I learned Spanish in Santo Domingo, and the teachers told us (we were all priests and nuns) that they weren't going to teach us 'their' Spanish, but 'regular' Spanish. We asked why was that and they said because Dominicans speak so fast that no one else can understand them. Only later when I understood a little of the language did I realize that it's true. We would joke that Dominicans speak so fast, they don't have time to pronounce all the letters! (Some other time I will have to tell you what their faces looked like when we asked them how to curse. Trust me, we knew not everyone would be nice around us and we wanted to know what they said. LOL!)

  • The daydreamer

    The daydreamer

    3 ditë më parë

    @Ali76 only if you're from the "cibao"(north), then it's either switching Rs by Ls (east/capital) or switching "Ls" to "Rs" (south)

  • Ali76

    Ali76

    6 ditë më parë

    @FrahRF and turn L's to i's. Me: De donde son? Dominican: La Capitai.

  • FrahRF

    FrahRF

    7 ditë më parë

    yeah we definitely drop a bunch of letters in words haha

  • Juan Gonzalez
    Juan Gonzalez4 ditë më parë

    My boy Gabe does it again. He makes me laugh out so hard I am dying here.

  • Larry Grebler
    Larry Grebler12 ditë më parë

    The last joke about the swim, got me. I 'm still laughing as I post this.

  • Lonelybear1024

    Lonelybear1024

    27 minuta më parë

    @Larry Grebler Oh big thanks!

  • Larry Grebler

    Larry Grebler

    3 ditë më parë

    @Lonelybear1024 Cubans try to get off the island of Cuba by boat. They usual try to sneak into Miami FL. Hence he is teasing them about swimming there.

  • Lonelybear1024

    Lonelybear1024

    4 ditë më parë

    What was the meaning of the swim joke part?

  • sal alvarez
    sal alvarez6 ditë më parë

    I normally hate stand up comedy but this was funny as well as informative

  • terryfriend16
    terryfriend167 ditë më parë

    You're funny as hell! Really enjoyed this, thanks, friend 😂

  • Child of God
    Child of God2 ditë më parë

    Love how Martine is in the back nodding in approval. I love how Fluffy uses real life experience to bring people joy.

  • Heero yuy
    Heero yuy5 ditë më parë

    fluffy never fails to make me laugh

  • James Hamilton
    James Hamilton10 ditë më parë

    I almost peed my pants 🤣 hilarious. I used to work with a blancito cuban and I was like what coffee was he drinking. SERIOUSLY 😅 He used to watch him just walk back and forth screaming and yelling to himself 🤣

  • Tyler Durden
    Tyler Durden3 ditë më parë

    I love Gabriels stories, but Ralphie May had a similar story in his routine before Gabriel told his story. I like both comics and both stories even though they echo each other.

  • Brian Kitchens
    Brian Kitchens11 ditë më parë

    I had my first Cuban coffee at Gordos cafe in Tallahassee. The waitress ask me if I wanted some as she'd made a cup for a customer and had a full styrofoam cup leftover. At least six ounces worth. No charge. I knew Cuban coffee was good, but I didn't know how strong it was. I drank the whole cup. Then it was just like Fluffy said...I was lit. :D

  • Nerys Ghemor
    Nerys Ghemor3 ditë më parë

    As a non-native Spanish speaker, this amuses me way more than it should. XD

  • Nico V. Escobar
    Nico V. Escobar13 ditë më parë

    I'm having heart palpitations just thinking about cuban coffee lmao

  • TheMindofRa
    TheMindofRa6 ditë më parë

    Once the guy brought out the tiny cup and you were like "man WTF this isn't enough", in my head I'm like "bruh... when you're dealing with someone from a culture where the usual way to drink coffee is in a shot glass... just take the shot glass because it's usually a sign that the power levels of caffeine are over 9000"

  • R.O.T.C SEEM
    R.O.T.C SEEM5 ditë më parë

    I remember I was messing with this Puerto Rican chick in school. She barely knew English so I would teach her words while in class and she would teach me some phrases. Every time she gets mad she will start speaking Spanish at a mile a minute. Couldn't understand what she was saying but I knew she was ready to . The only way to make her calm down is to say por favor no me mates or por favor no lo mates. She would start laughing and calm down

  • Fuzzy's Game Shelf
    Fuzzy's Game Shelf5 ditë më parë

    All of this is so damn true it feels unreal with it all laid out. lol. I haven't laughed that hard in hours, much less 6 minutes. I went on a cruise a long time ago with a big group of friends, and we were shipping out from Florida. So we all flew in earlier in the day, chilled and wanted to go to a Cuban restaurant. The best and most authentic one we could find. so 5 of us piled into the Cab we called (this was back in 2012. There was no Uber. Well there was, but it wasn't as big across the country) and we got lucky with a Cuban driver. So we asked the guy "Hey man, if you wanted to go to a restaurant and was looking for some Cuban food. What restaurant would make you the food closest to your moms cooking? Dude was like "Say no more!" and took off. I don't drink coffee but the other friends did, all of them had nearly the same reaction both with the size and being wicked wired afterward. The food though... HOLY... I still cannot think of better food. I was super stuffed and still wanted to order more. Everything on that plate was SOOO good. As far as them being wired out of their minds on caffeine, that worked out for them. As we went immediately to a concert after dinner. Plenty of time to work it off. haha

  • VapeGoat
    VapeGoat4 ditë më parë

    I'm confused. Even in Australia we know Cuban's, Italian and some other countries like their coffee so strong that it's almost thick. But man Fluffy, glad you survived that bowl full of heart palpitation lol

  • The Bulletproof Poet
    The Bulletproof Poet5 ditë më parë

    What would you call my nephew and niece? Their mother (my sister) is Puerto Rican and their father is Mexican. The first time I saw my sister after she had her first kid I asked her how she had a kid with a Mexican. I told her the kid would be confused because he wouldn't know what kind of beans he was supposed to eat.

  • Universal Soldier
    Universal Soldier6 ditë më parë

    What I love about Fluffy is that he can make a brown boy like me laugh as hard as my white gf. So damn funny!

  • justanotherguyful

    justanotherguyful

    6 ditë më parë

    Yeah and me a white man can laugh with my black gfs (I live with 2) as well!

  • Jason Macomber

    Jason Macomber

    6 ditë më parë

    Check out his racist gift basket bit. It's great.

  • ex mcgee
    ex mcgee6 ditë më parë

    Everything he just said about us Cubans is 100% true !

  • Cratecruncher
    Cratecruncher5 ditë më parë

    I didn't understand most of that but was laughing the whole way through. Geez, what a delivery.

  • E R
    E R7 ditë më parë

    I worked with Cubans for about 9 years. I'm Mexican-American and speak Spanish fluently. It took me a while to understand them because they speak fast. My first day they introduced me to un cafecito. I was 13. And because of my world travels I can pretty much tell where someone is from by looking at their features. Yes, there's black Cubans and white Mexicans with blue eyes and blonde hair like my mom. Leave your zip code once in a while ppl. 😉

  • gt345

    gt345

    3 ditë më parë

    We would leave our zip codes if we could afford it, and if we had paid leave, or holidays at all.

  • Tao Liu

    Tao Liu

    5 ditë më parë

    @Charlie Dillon Caucasion in Mexico just means they're pure Castillan. Most Mexicans are mestizos which are some sort of mix between the indios and white. The more Indio in their blood, the less white they look and vice versa. That said, Spanish "white" is not the same as American "white". Spaniards are Mediterraneans and their complexion is slightly darker compared to the Germanic "white" of the north.

  • Charlie Dillon

    Charlie Dillon

    5 ditë më parë

    @Juana Reyes Mexico claims to be 15% Caucasian in their census data.

  • Charlie Dillon

    Charlie Dillon

    5 ditë më parë

    Why do you assume "people" don't leave their zip codes? Thanks for the virtue signal, you world traveler, you!

  • Pedro Arjona

    Pedro Arjona

    5 ditë më parë

    @Fischy Not the same problems but terrible problems, Afro Mexicans felt themselves, most of the time with reason, invisibilized and discriminated.

  • Wizard
    Wizard9 ditë më parë

    I always have a good time when I watch him, even when I have a bad day

  • Elphie
    Elphie4 ditë më parë

    my boyfriend is cuban, and this is so spot on, his mom always answers in spanish, like you asked her the most serious question on earth 😂

  • NP148
    NP14813 ditë më parë

    I definitely need to try Cuban coffee. I'm usually a big black big coffee drinker. And if that waiter thought a bowl meant RIP Fluffy, I just have to see how strong it truly is if I need to take it from a shot glass

  • La croqueta

    La croqueta

    3 ditë më parë

    I’m Cuban and I can’t handle the way we drink coffee… I make mine with half the espresso my family normally uses for theirs and they always point out I am just drinking sugar water 😂

  • sevadaj

    sevadaj

    6 ditë më parë

    Put 2 teaspoons of sugar in your Cuban coffee.

  • Thomas Knelsen

    Thomas Knelsen

    7 ditë më parë

    @KatieandKevin Sears yeah that much of that coffee would literally make you sprint across to Florida

  • KatieandKevin Sears

    KatieandKevin Sears

    11 ditë më parë

    Be careful what you wish for. If Cubans drank as much as Fluffy, they'd all change their names to Jesús and walk on that water to get to Florida. It is some good coffee.

  • CS_FL
    CS_FL10 ditë më parë

    I remember some 45 years ago, my Cuban fellow student and apartment neighbor and his wife invited me and my wife for dinner. After, they serve cafecito. He warned me it was strong. It was a demitasse cup. I remember that I stayed awake all night, but that was ok because if I didn't, I would have wet the bed. The dinner was amazing. The coffee was good, but I don't drink coffee anyway. The school was up north, but he was from Florida. Interestingly many years later, we both practice in Florida.

  • Jack Lowery
    Jack Lowery4 ditë më parë

    This is my favorite clip all time. I showed this to my Cuban friend and he loved it

  • Mike Whitfield
    Mike Whitfield7 ditë më parë

    America’s funniest comedian (and one of our greatest ever) in a time when actual comedians are vanishingly rare.

  • Xxplosive2133 L
    Xxplosive2133 L5 ditë më parë

    As a latino I'm going to have to say that was beautiful and so true🤣

  • AwoudeX
    AwoudeX7 ditë më parë

    I knew an exchange student from Italy once, she had brought her own little kettle to brew her own espresso in. It was lovely but i was used to something more potent. Fine grinded beans in a filter and poor boiling water on it. The extra heat compared to ANY machine ensures that way more flavor gets in but also way more of the caffeine is solved into the water. It has the potency of espresso, i drink it in units of regular cups instead of the supposed tiny cups and it has the flavor of a regular cup of strong coffee. If you drink more than 2 of those, you'll be wired beyond belief. I stick with just 2 on a day.

  • Lady Aly

    Lady Aly

    3 ditë më parë

    @AwoudeX The beans in Cuban Coffee are processed differently...Cubans make it on the stove the old fashion way also, but, use a cheesecloth for a filter...The more grounds added to the ratio of water, is what gives it it's strength...If I made it on the cheesecloth method, that Cuban Coffee would killed a whole town in just one brew...😂...Blessings....💖

  • AwoudeX

    AwoudeX

    5 ditë më parë

    @Eter Puralis today nobody does it like i do except for the very old people. Everybody has a machine for coffee these days.

  • Eter Puralis

    Eter Puralis

    5 ditë më parë

    You just described how you make normal brew coffee.

  • Jacque Jac
    Jacque Jac11 ditë më parë

    Living in FL, nothing would shock me more than watching someone down a bowl full of Cuban espresso. It's something I'd have to get my phone out to video while I'm calling the ambulance.

  • Lady Aly

    Lady Aly

    3 ditë më parë

    Don't follow me, I'm Cuban and do that all the time...One little shot is all I'm supposed to drink?...You must be kidding me...😂😂😂

  • L Musser
    L Musser4 ditë më parë

    Omg you are so stinking funny.. I need a laugh this hard. Thank you!

  • Mamouillette n#1
    Mamouillette n#113 ditë më parë

    Ahahaha excellent and finally a a sketche that wasn't well known. ( living in Belgium makes it impossible to ever see you live ) Thanks Fluffy i love you.

  • Mamouillette n#1

    Mamouillette n#1

    12 ditë më parë

    @SilverLineNL oOoh !! Thank you

  • SilverLineNL

    SilverLineNL

    12 ditë më parë

    You can go see Gabriel live if all goes well with the whole Corona situation. He is scheduled to perform on the fourth of June at Lotto Arena Antwerpen.

  • -_-

    -_-

    13 ditë më parë

    Kut belg

  • The Flye
    The Flye2 ditë më parë

    As someone who dated a Puerto Rican girl, I can confirm they speak Spanish VERY fast

  • Happier Nappier Kat
    Happier Nappier Kat4 ditë më parë

    That was hilarious! Hopefully one day, I can try a bowl of Cuban coffee.

  • Sherryflamenco
    Sherryflamenco5 ditë më parë

    Damn right we get mad 🤣🤣🤣Love it! Love you all my bros and sisters from all Hispanic countries 😘

  • DanielsNatureDiscovery
    DanielsNatureDiscovery6 ditë më parë

    Hahahahaha u make peoples life stress free!! 😂 New subscriber!

  • Awkwardg
    Awkwardg6 ditë më parë

    I love this 🤣 God bless you all 💓

  • CyBear Systems
    CyBear Systems9 ditë më parë

    Omg...that was not only hilarious but totally true. That was fantastic Fluffy. I think you should do a bit on masks....

  • Jason Summit
    Jason Summit6 ditë më parë

    I just listen to the accent when they speak English. Most of the time I get it right. Met a guy and his gf at a park one day and we got to talking, and I said "that sounds like a Cuban accent" and I was absolutely correct. Most of the Spanish speaking people here in Washington state are Guatemalan, so I recognize a different accent when I hear it.😁

  • Guided Meditation
    Guided Meditation4 ditë më parë

    This is a fun video. I can't help but think of how many taboos it broke had the jokes been told by someone else and that is a shame. It is very funny but also insightful.

  • Ed V.

    Ed V.

    2 ditë më parë

    Snowflake alert.

  • Jamie Holtsclaw
    Jamie Holtsclaw4 ditë më parë

    I did the same thing with espresso. I got as many as it took to equal a full cup of coffee. I was ready for the swim after I drank.

  • Grizzly Stiks
    Grizzly Stiks10 ditë më parë

    Man you crack me up this is hilarious 😂

  • Marcos _
    Marcos _10 ditë më parë

    Brazilian coffee is served in tiny glasses too. Saw a article saying our coffee has 75% less water than the US version.

  • Carbon

    Carbon

    5 ditë më parë

    American coffee is like 90% water lol

  • 4Louis MC
    4Louis MC8 ditë më parë

    That coffee is the only way cubans can make that swim. hahaha That got me

  • qtSam
    qtSam13 ditë më parë

    I would pay anything to be in a video call with fluffy

  • qtSam

    qtSam

    11 ditë më parë

    @jonnym idrc abt it i'll sell it

  • jonnym

    jonnym

    11 ditë më parë

    maybe that can be done tell me how do you feel about your soul

  • theSkeptic
    theSkeptic2 ditë më parë

    That was super funny and brilliant, nice job.

  • Scott H
    Scott H6 ditë më parë

    Thank you, you showed me so much. Humor is very revealing.

  • plectroman
    plectroman5 ditë më parë

    I love my Dominican neighbors, so resourceful and practical.

  • Thomas Haynes
    Thomas Haynes8 ditë më parë

    OH MY GOD I THINK I PULLED A MUSCLE LAUGHING!!!! FLUFFY RULES!!!!

  • Erika Villafane

    Erika Villafane

    6 ditë më parë

    Meeeeee tooooooo :)

  • Contessa Adella
    Contessa Adella5 ditë më parë

    I might be British….I might be 2000 miles away….I might only understand a little Spanish only from odd words picked up over time….but this guy cracked me up! Especially that last quip. 👍😂

  • marie-elena Waldrip
    marie-elena Waldrip3 ditë më parë

    I am a very proud Cuban gal even though I have lived almost my entire life in the US and, a naturalized Citizen. Nevertheless, I am a Cubana por dentro y por fuera! This was so funny and, so true! I sent this along to my cousins!

  • Azadi Soleil
    Azadi Soleil4 ditë më parë

    So a majority of my coworkers are Latino, out of them most Cuban and everything he has said is 100% the truth 😂

  • The Ghost God
    The Ghost God13 ditë më parë

    I love this guy, hilarious.

  • Leo Henrique
    Leo Henrique4 ditë më parë

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 funny as hell bro...Brazilian guy here ✌🏽🇧🇷🇧🇷

  • Craig Schultz
    Craig Schultz6 ditë më parë

    I love this dude,he is funny and bright!!

  • yanthos
    yanthos4 ditë më parë

    keep being you, I've enjoyed your comedy for years.

  • Alone in the Dark
    Alone in the Dark5 ditë më parë

    I had an uncle who gave me a whole bag of Argentine Mate tea didn’t know how to prepare it so I put way too much and turned it into iced tea drank a whole thermos full After 15 mins blood pressure shot up and felt like I was having a stroke . Never again ,my uncle though laughed hard when I told him what happened .Bastard forgot to explain how to drink it

  • Marisa Andrea Eizaguirre

    Marisa Andrea Eizaguirre

    4 ditë më parë

    :) :) :) You should google "how to prepare mate, Argentinian style". Drinking mate is part of our culture, a ritual, a ceremony. What is mate? It is an infusion, somewhat similar to tea, which is prepared in a container called "mate" - a sort of emptied-out and dry calabash gourd - where the dried chopped and ground leaves of the mate herb are placed. You pour hot water little by little around the metal straw you drink from, until all the yerba is wetted, LITTLE BY LITTLE :):):) It becomes a deep rooted habit and a "companion". Try to find a photo of Messi not playing football (sorry, "soccer" ;) where he's not holding a mate gourd with a bombilla inserted (which means he's been drinking mate! ;)

  • Ana Laura González
    Ana Laura González4 ditë më parë

    Super funny, gotta watch it before todays culture tries to cancel him for somehow being racist…. 😑🙄 ……. Take me back to the 80s ….

  • Johnny Danielsen
    Johnny Danielsen4 ditë më parë

    Wow, Gloria and Jay did a great job raising Manny... Good job guys...

  • Alex Sandunga
    Alex Sandunga6 ditë më parë

    I imagine in my head everything that the waiter said to Manolo in the kitchen 😂😂🤣🤣😅😅OK😂🤣

  • Lady Aly

    Lady Aly

    3 ditë më parë

    Candela!...😂😂😂😂

  • Neni
    Neni3 ditë më parë

    even me.. as a non funny german,, can laugh about your stories/jokes . Love you ( *nohomo )

  • Hujj Wielkij
    Hujj Wielkij13 ditë më parë

    Im not latino but i been around lots of them for decades, and its so funny that i get most of the Spanish Gabriel used here and the whole story. I guess i got Latinized.

  • jmpm 2001

    jmpm 2001

    3 ditë më parë

    @Beatriz fly?, they travel at supersonic speeds

  • Beatriz

    Beatriz

    3 ditë më parë

    @jmpm 2001 I mean, if Puerto Ricans speak fast... Chileans fly

  • Charlie Dillon

    Charlie Dillon

    5 ditë më parë

    @jmpm 2001 I went to five countries in South America and Chile has the most difficult accent and slang by far.

  • MarcosElMalo2

    MarcosElMalo2

    7 ditë më parë

    In the revised caste system, I think you’re a “Guanabí”. 😉 Yo también, hermano.

  • jmpm 2001

    jmpm 2001

    9 ditë më parë

    You just got the teaser pal, trust me im from south america and not even i understand 1/7 of the sht people from chile say...i swear they speak everything but spanish

  • Daniel Rollins
    Daniel Rollins8 ditë më parë

    He's always funny.

  • MaddGoatee
    MaddGoatee6 ditë më parë

    Love it, that was funny AF.

  • Owlsick1132
    Owlsick11322 ditë më parë

    I laughed to tears listening to this

  • AnonAMouse
    AnonAMouse6 ditë më parë

    I want Gabriel Iglesias to know: Whenever I need ba pick-me-up, I come watch him.

  • hollyfoxThe
    hollyfoxThe11 ditë më parë

    Friggin funny as snit! My family sponsored two Cuban refugee families from the 60s and 70s exodus. They did not swim. But they dared all to be in a fishing boat to drift far enough out to be able to escape. The story told on one family that had their wives and children stored away in compartments under the boat seats and the Cuban marine patrol boarding their vessel to see what they were doing. The women were petrified and almost smothered their very young to make it through. It is never easy to break the chains of totalitarianism. As a very young American, I was taught the sacrifices these people made to be free. My parents work with them to assimilate and finally become US citizens. It was not easy for my parents. But they persevered and make it happen. The funny thing is, as a young person, we had some benefits that maybe the parents were not aware of. Because my father was supporting two families, we were forced to eat at Royal Castle many nights. Oh yeah! To a child, it was Heaven. But the coup-de-gras was when these Cuban families (which by then were part of our family) invited us to their new home to a pig roast. What an existential experience, pig slow cooked in a sand pit and plantains. So good!

  • Lady Aly

    Lady Aly

    3 ditë më parë

    May God bless you and your loved ones through eternity...On behalf of all Cuban people, I thank you and yours...Much love to all of you....💖

  • brandon doyle
    brandon doyle4 ditë më parë

    One of the best and basic “non-Anglo-“ coffees to get is a Cortado. It’s perfect! Ask them to “top it off” and you’re golden.

  • Brady Roque
    Brady Roque7 ditë më parë

    Omg lmfao great video, been Cuban myself I agree with all you said 😂🤣 you got jokes

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