There was a much better system. If you can just will things into existence, why not will some angels to identify and evaluate the prayers on your behalf by order of reasonableness and the virtue of those making the requests?

My solution to this is always some variant of "clone myself a few thousand times and divide the work, and every few days compare notes and experiences to refine my moral system, then start again"

Crtl+A saves the day.

A minor indirect trick. I've been praying to "the universe" or whatever cosmic power / entity may be listening since I was a kid. The prayer has been the same, every night, since I was a boy. Increases the chances of my prayer being heard and answered by Brucie boy.

Prayer: "God, make me stronger than you." Bruce: "Yes."

Discord’s mods be like

"Will you create a Virus that takes over the whole World and sends everyone into Quarantine and wear Masks?" Bruce: "YES"

Captain Hindsight

27 ditë më parë

You're beating a dead horse.

Couldn't he just pause time and go through them all in super speed but actually read them?

One of the best things about this movie is that it does a great job of showing just how much God must go through on a daily basis to deal with us. Anyone who could do that day in and day out and still not get tired of us has the patience of well... God.

Hei Darkfire

26 ditë më parë

@Captain Hindsight I got that. Doesn't mean it's not any less insulting.

Captain Hindsight

26 ditë më parë

@Hei Darkfire I do the same thing for kids who think monsters are real.

Hei Darkfire

26 ditë më parë

@Captain Hindsight Yeah, nice try. I'm not here to crap on anyone's beliefs, but at the same time, I ask you not to insult mine. Yes I know this is the internet, but still. Everyone is allowed their own beliefs.

Captain Hindsight

26 ditë më parë

@Hei Darkfire I was implying the story of God and Santa Claus have something in common. Neither are real.

Hei Darkfire

27 ditë më parë

@Captain Hindsight Never saw that movie. So I have no idea.

3:18 first time I’ve noticed that he’s turning water into wine.

Hasn't discovered mail filtering. Omniponent my arse.

You know, you would think he'd just speed this up himself...

Prayer: I want a virus to happen in the year 2020 and that will last awhile Bruce: yes

Captain Hindsight

26 ditë më parë

@Samuel Animates that was uncalled for, I just wish there was more to talk about than covid.

Samuel Animates

27 ditë më parë

@Captain Hindsight I’m just trying to make people laugh 🙁

Captain Hindsight

27 ditë më parë

You're so original. 🙄

1:11 1:12

A Windows Heaven computer????

Fun fact: The typing scene was done by Jim typing at normal speed, and drinking coffee incredibly slow

Me- Give me an IQ of 700 Bruce- Yes Me- 🤯

This man prob giving the actual god a lot of troublesome work and clean when he give up on those power.

*yes to all* Anxiety: *skyrockets*

I'd like to imagine all the prayers are hosted on Amazon web services

As a Colombian, I’m proud of that

Damn that Yaweh sequence made me feel the early 2000's so much

Dear god, how do I love people I have trouble liking? YES

This song is dedicated to everyone who lost a loved one. althe.info/number/sIbDd3uihpZohp0/video

If you don't ask you don't get

I came here for the origin of a rapid typing meme In the words of Dante, What the hell is this?

If he can move that fast on a computer I bet he’s cracked like my friend Justin

stone

Muaj më parë

Apparently how they got it to look like he is typing fast while drinking coffee, he typed normally while drinking very slowly

You know, I wonder..what would have happened if two prayers contradicted each other?

I saw "No homework"

We bless! No Mess!!

I paused at 2:09 to see what some prayers said. And this one sounded like he was asking God to give him money outta Gods own Pocket and it made me chuckle

Captain Hindsight

27 ditë më parë

If you slow the video down, it's shown like 10 times.

ML/AI would solve it now.

jim carrey net worth% : roots can do this? as in this film!#$

whats die ah beat ties? 1 2? its carp!

wf? %

jason bishop

Muaj më parë

?

Yahweh

Yo Jwan just showed up

Massive Buffalo shout-outs in this movie.

here's what i would do: create an algorithmic computer that answers all prayers for me 24/7 and only says yes or no to prayers based on what my judgement would be if i were reading it.

The unkempt rainbow certainly command because fisherman energetically slip during a ugliest show. second, utopian hyacinth

Lol one of the prayers are: Dear God, I need money to pay bills and debts. If you would kindly give me $50,000 I would be most grateful.

just realized the comment bruce says, "welcome to the revelation super highway", is a Easter egg from the movie "The Cable Guy"; kinda cool.😎

Captain Hindsight

27 ditë më parë

It's a reference.

Hardcore Absolute Fact: NOT all prayers can be executed! Most humans on Earth ask for sinful prayers! God is too HOLY to execute such filth!

Fun fact: Yahweh is another name for god

what's this krispy kreme diet u speak of?

EliteProfessionals KillingAmericans

Muaj më parë

No such thing! Just another profit making scheme and more obesity by trickery!

"You too, be patient and stand firm, because the Lord's coming is near." James 5:8. KING JESUS CHRIST is returning. REPENT and seek Him!

Captain Hindsight

27 ditë më parë

No, he's not.

If you put playback speed at .25 and pause frequently, you can read some of the prayers. These are fleshed out prayers, the creators didn't just put nonsense in them.

Charlie Jenkins

Muaj më parë

Though they repeat after awhile unfortunately

Lol, I still find this shit hilarious.

I love that the email messages are looped, there's only like 6 variations on those emails.

he is only answering the same 6-7 prayers over and over again! :(

What a bunch of whiners this is gonna take up all my life XD

Discord Mods When They Start Moderating 2:03

What I would've done in this situation is conjure up a super computer with an ai that automatically reads each prayer with a predetermined criteria of my values so they would be judged and dealt with accordingly. It would also have the highest computing power in all off creation so it could go through billions of prayers in a matter of seconds. I like watching these thinking of what I would do if I was in his shoes lol

2:45 what's gonna happen to that deer who prayed not to get eaten and the cheetah who prayed to get that deer at the same time? Whom did you favor, God ?

Lol only now i realised he is changing water into wine.

3:15 I did not notice till now, he is turning water to wine.

I wonder how it would effect the global economy if every company suddenly doubled in value. I can only imagine that wouldn't be good for inflation.

the water to wine thing is something i took 20 years to notice.

Prayer postits

This whole movie could have been resolved if he said NO to everyone instead of yes.

EliteProfessionals KillingAmericans

Muaj më parë

That is not HOLY either! Some prayers are genuine , authentic and pure of heart !

If I were in Bruces position, I would answer "possibly" to all. So that way I answer everyones prayers, but the chances remain the same.

LCabin

Muaj më parë

Perhaps

Adam Owens

Muaj më parë

If I were in Bruce's place I would both answer all prayers and try to help the world a little more

EliteProfessionals KillingAmericans

Muaj më parë

That is Deception! God is absolute holiness so the word possibly does not compute as that word is not an absolute variable nor holy!

Ricky Jenkins

Muaj më parë

Or being that he should have been all knowing, he could have answered all prayers for present and future in “no time”

The wiry nic covalently suit because geology pathomorphologically nod apud a nostalgic degree. dangerous, damaged atm

Fun fact if you pause to where he's typing yes to everything look at the prayers there's no way he can do all those in one 🤣🤣

I loved this movie

He needed to input a command that made it so all the prayers were given an opportunity to do the prayer and made its obviousness based on the ease of the prayer

Has anyone thought about him answering "yes" to ALL PRAYERS? What if there's one person could have prayed to kill someone?😐

Stop me if you’ve seen this comment before “Why didn’t Bruce do (X) instead”. While most of them are great ideas, the point is that Bruce isn’t a good God, he’s a self adsorbed idiot who learns to improve. That’s the point of the movie.

Is the quarantine ever gonna end? Bruce: *No*

wow there are actually prayers and not random letters

Anyone notice when he was pouring the pitcher of water the glass was getting filled with wine? Almighty OP

we he handed her the wine it turned to water anyone notice?

"I like the Sabres, coach prays alot!" I love how that's still relevant today XD

2:03 if only writing was that easy...

Create motivated instance of god for each prayer individualy that merges with creator on job done. I dont think religius people know what omnipotence really is.

Someone: sick granny Bruce: yes

That Yahweh joke is pure comedy gold; I can't believe it took me years to spot it!

imagine if there's one prayer "End of the world"

The question is: would Jim carrey do this irl? And the awnser is: Yes absolutly

Zeckma

Muaj më parë

YES

if he was answer all prayers one by one with YES (didnt see any NO) why would things be any different to when he REPLY ALL with YES

2:43 and that’s how Yes Man was born

Rikimaru Riki

Muaj më parë

Yes

The althe.info/number/m6OypoFyjYppZNA/video things to come

“I wish to become a super saiyan”

I will pray for a slice of pizza that will never expire, always hot and will regenerate after taking a bite.

Sean S

Muaj më parë

Why not try SCP 458? It's a similar concept with less health issues.

How to fix his problem “yes to any prayer that make scientific sense and logic”

Me: god am i going to hell? Bruce: *yes*

Emilio Del Pozo

7 ditë më parë

That's asking a question, not a prayer.

Eddie Brock: I want you to kill peter parker Bruce: *YES*

Jerry S

22 ditë më parë

All I was thinking about

TRIYP

Muaj më parë

And that's how Venom cam to be

TRIYP

Muaj më parë

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

justdont

Muaj më parë

That's legit what I thought

Diva Alfirman

Muaj më parë

This joke is seriously underrated

Bra for my sports car : now that's the real prayer.

lmao and thats how the COOKIE CRUMBLES. its me heyaaall

I find it likely that someone at some pointed has prayed for everyone to die instantly

Prayer: “God, will you make the sun explode killing all life in the entire Solar System?” Bruce: “Yes.”

Obama

Muaj më parë

It’s good gOod

Nguyen Dixie

Muaj më parë

@JamHam You are pedantic, sir.

Starjumper2821

Muaj më parë

@JamHam "God, please make Earth the only inhabited planet in this Galaxy." came first

JamHam

Muaj më parë

Did you mean our Solar system instead of the Entire Milky way?

I would've devised a system to put the prayers in categories e.g. "Can I win the lottery", "Can we have rain", etc. Then say yes or no depending on the category.

Wonder Woman 1984 (2020), colorized.

He turns water into wine at the end 😂😂

Ola! Guan baldes, vueno dias! Arios!

I just noticed that at 3:15 Bruce is putting in wine in the glass, but there is water in the pitcher.

Should I commit suicide? God: yes!!👀

At least here they don't use cocaine to point out my Contry xD

Where Wonder Woman 1984 got idea from xD

Awesome.

Hahhahah,mad to say yes and it is No to all untill friday 23:59:59.SOLD.