The Worlds Funniest Police Officer. Kevin Jordan - Full Special

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  • Caleb Mills
    Caleb Mills14 orë më parë

    Definitely a retired LEO, can tell by the way he held and flipped the 4 or 5 cell lite! Red rover anyone?

  • Gra'nz III
    Gra'nz III17 orë më parë

    I forgot about the grease... Oh Jesus that was the weirdest kinda hell. Ain't nothing like panicking cuz you farted and think you sharted and the worst part is, you can wipe and STILL have no idea if you did or not!

  • Jeromy Asp
    Jeromy Asp23 orë më parë

    Kid, you're tired from licking the sucker? That's diabetes.

  • Lakiela Manning
    Lakiela ManningDitë më parë

    My brother: Hey what are you makin? Me: stairs....🙄

  • CJOK
    CJOKDitë më parë

    I got the pliers & the book cover. 10 out of 10 for this guy.

  • mikel reskalla
    mikel reskalla2 ditë më parë

    A well seasoned clean humor guy. Good stuff

  • Jake Jon
    Jake Jon3 ditë më parë

    I’m too jokes in and this guy is 10 out of 10 already

  • Ma. Cecilia Milano
    Ma. Cecilia Milano3 ditë më parë

    love the real man jokes

  • Howard Fortyfive
    Howard Fortyfive3 ditë më parë

    VISEGRIPS *worked BEST 4 CHANNEL CHANGING!* This retired *cop was the BEST & FUNNIEST!!*

  • DeniseHope Locklear
    DeniseHope Locklear3 ditë më parë

    Hilarious!

  • Cindi Walker
    Cindi Walker4 ditë më parë

    Well done sir!!!!

  • Muningandu Tjatindi
    Muningandu Tjatindi4 ditë më parë

    This brings back so Many memories from childhood

  • Roger S
    Roger S4 ditë më parë

    cute girls are really fast.....lol

  • James Davis
    James Davis4 ditë më parë

    This man is so making me miss my childhood

  • AvelgamerYT
    AvelgamerYT5 ditë më parë

    I have never wasted so much time but it was so worth it

  • Ryan Lexow
    Ryan Lexow5 ditë më parë

    This guy is amazing with crowds. Worked em' over real good.

  • kraftygayle
    kraftygayle5 ditë më parë

    very very funny!!

  • jeff fung
    jeff fung6 ditë më parë

    The unused walk actually kneel because quart conservatively cheer worth a majestic humor. assorted, worthless veterinarian

  • Cheesus Rice
    Cheesus Rice6 ditë më parë

    I have adhd and you literally can’t control it. And I’m 5’6. And a child. I’m taller than him.

  • Bubbanator
    Bubbanator6 ditë më parë

    Literally everything he had, people born in 2001 had too XD

  • Chords n' Covers
    Chords n' Covers6 ditë më parë

    This guy reminds me so much of Damon Wayans

  • Bum8le8uzzkill & The Hive
    Bum8le8uzzkill & The Hive6 ditë më parë

    wow thats the most i ever said ok boomer

  • April Capps
    April Capps6 ditë më parë

    U hit it the nail right on the head I remember my mom coming to talk toe next door from our house at the gas station and I said hi mom and got smacked cause I didn't ask to go lol

  • MysteryOil
    MysteryOil6 ditë më parë

    I love this guy! 💜

  • GLOCK 20
    GLOCK 206 ditë më parë

    This is a great comedian.

  • Laura Hatten
    Laura Hatten7 ditë më parë

    Hilarious!! 😂 Loved him definitely could relate! 😂

  • Andrew Trullard
    Andrew Trullard7 ditë më parë

    Im so glad i found this i needed this... He killed me with that 17 year old

  • abj5791
    abj57917 ditë më parë

    It just goes to show you that clean is just as hilarious if we give it a chance.

  • Patrick O'Brien
    Patrick O'Brien8 ditë më parë

    WOOW 🤣🙏

  • R. Shane Thompson
    R. Shane Thompson9 ditë më parë

    Any Lawman that don't serve approxamatly 1/3 ( 1\4 absolutely minimum ) of their career in the Patrol Division may technically be a "Cop". Although not when compared to the guys that spend ten+ years in blue/grey/brown/etc. catching Calls for 8/10/12 hours a day. And to the inevitable Investigator that'll eventually respond to tell me how wrong I am, I'm talking irl NOT how the television shows make it out. Now get the hell on til the works done and the scene is safe then you can roll up and second guess\judge everything.

  • ocubex
    ocubex9 ditë më parë

    Stumbled on the 'Dry Bar Comedy' yesterday, where have you been all my life? This is by far the funniest one.

  • Shane Harris
    Shane Harris9 ditë më parë

    Got to check my age since I'm a 2000s kid who remembers having place mats as a kid where you'd get like us presidents or other cool facts on them and you'd fight with your siblings over a certain one or having birthday parties in your garage only having hot dogs and hamburgers but others would bring just about anything they could make like cheese platters and cupcakes and cookies and just a freaking buffet in your garage that was half dinner and half desert and you'd be full of sugar before you get to cake and ice cream and while the adults talked in the garage you'd be with 7 other kids on your trampoline if you had one trying to bounce each other to the moon while others gathered around the edge waiting for one to get off and then all of them race to get on and getting presents like hot wheels tracks remote controlled cars heck if you were lucky you'd get a Nintendo DS lite and everyone would be jealous of you for that or you'd go to a pizza place that's also an arcade like chuck e cheese but you'd have family put money into a machine and get golden coins called tokens to use and you'd get a certain amount from your parents but your aunts and grandmas would spoil you and get you more and you'd have to be very wise about using them cause you got games that will take 4 for one play or games that take 1 but only certain games give you these amazing paper strips called tickets and you'd play certain racing and shooting games rarely cause they don't give you tickets or you'd play a shooting game that gives you a physical gun for a controller and it be heavy and you'd have to aim it at a large screen and sometimes you'd find a random stranger to play with or you'd go for one of the many gambling games that can give you a jackpot of like 2000 tickets and you'd spend loads of time trying to get the jackpot then you'd rake them to a prize counter and the people there would put them in a counting machine and you'd be doing mental math to allow you to get the most prizes that are big for the amount of tickets you have or going to gym class and getting a *FREE* day with no lessons and racing to get the best gym toy you have the highly coveted scooter board how many people can remember that cause I was born in 2002 and that was my entire childhood pretty much anywhere I lived

  • Shane Harris
    Shane Harris9 ditë më parë

    I mean pixie sticks are just flavored sugar so he's not wrong about not needing red bull

  • Suzie Mitchell
    Suzie Mitchell9 ditë më parë

    Awesome! Just goes to show you, you can be funny without swear words every 3 seconds and raunchy jokes! He is creatively funny!!! Man has a gift!

  • Wildcard
    Wildcard10 ditë më parë

    I recently got a hold of some play-doh. He's right, I got my nostalgia high off that for a good 20 minutes. lol

  • KpTheG
    KpTheG10 ditë më parë

    He sounds like the NY Italians lmaoooo

  • Caroline Green
    Caroline Green10 ditë më parë

    Brilliant

  • Bonecross
    Bonecross11 ditë më parë

    I’m 2003 and even I feel old because I get the references. I’m actually the only one in my group of friends who knows how to use a rotary phone

  • Darlene Flynn
    Darlene Flynn11 ditë më parë

    I wish time could be changed back to when the government wasn’t so large and prayer and Bibles were in schools instead of Kindergarten teachers talking to kids about politics and the like. I would also rather not have cell phones either.

  • Marty Habada
    Marty Habada11 ditë më parë

    Funny man ! Thank you I needed to laugh.

  • Ten Letters
    Ten Letters12 ditë më parë

    He pulled out the hanger and I really thought they'd say "cheap abortion"

  • bomby one
    bomby one12 ditë më parë

    "whats this" *holds hanger* Brain- "oh no"

  • Jasmine
    Jasmine13 ditë më parë

    0:53 ...gonna mention the air force? 🤭

  • Kandi Wolfe
    Kandi Wolfe13 ditë më parë

    Wow! I read thru some of the comments here and l must say that my heart is breaking! I'm 61 yrs.young, have 2 grown kids and a grandson that is soon to be 6 yrs.old . To read these comments, after havingbsome much needed laughs is totally depressing! Times were different back then , the people trusted and believed in their government because thats' what we were told was right, it was being a good citizen, we went to school and pretty much unemployment was unheard of,, not very many teenage girls were out getting pregnant and you NEVER heard of young parents cold-bloodidly murdering their children! We weren't being dumb-downed and re-programmed 24/7 by video games, horror movies and violent TV shows! I don't know exactly what its' like to be part of your generation thats growing up now, whose best friends are anime characters, who quit school too young because teachers dont give aratsass OR because an 'elitist' pack of rat-bastards have closed educational facilities and businesses etc. in order to to imprison American ci6izens at home while they try to finish their steps dor a complete take-over of our country! Try waking -up one day only to realize that EVERYTHING YOU BELIEVED IN, WERE TAUGHTBBN IN SCHOOL, THOUGHT ABOUT YOUR WORLD AND YOUR PLACE IN IT WAS ALL A FREAKINGN LIE PUT INTO ACTION BY PEOPLE YOU HAD BLIND FAITH IN, VOTED FOR ANDNHAD BEEN LYING TO YIU OU ALL ALONG!! IT IS BEYOND SHOCKING "WAKING-UP"!! IT SADDENS ME TO NO END!! I WANT BETTER THSN THIS FOR ALL 9F YOU YOUNG PEOPLE! I WANT YOU TO BE FTEE TO SPEAK YOUR MIND, TO HAVE NO ONE SPYINGN ON YOU AND FORCING YOU TO MAKE CHOICES NOT YOUR OWN !! I WANT POVERTY TO END AND EVERYONE WORLDWIDE TO HAVE A HOME AND PLENTY OF FOOD AND CLEAN WATER !! I hope everyone here can take another look at one another, re-think how you feel, apologize for harsh words that really are brought about by a well-orchestrated faction of, ahem people, who dont give a shi¥ about any of us....STAND UP TOGETHER! PLEASE!!

  • Kandi Wolfe
    Kandi Wolfe13 ditë më parë

    Hilarious! Thank you!!;)

  • Bertrand Momoh
    Bertrand Momoh15 ditë më parë

    North America and West Africa were much closer than than now, I can really relate with most of his gigs.

  • Brandy Willeford
    Brandy Willeford15 ditë më parë

    Hamster olimpcs😂🤣😆YEP!!

  • Anthony Ariola
    Anthony Ariola15 ditë më parë

    This dude is funny 😄!!!!

  • Shamela McClain
    Shamela McClain15 ditë më parë

    The navy's camouflage looks like your outfit so sailors can blend in with the sea. Hard for a rescue.

  • John Carver Studios
    John Carver Studios16 ditë më parë

    i may be 21, but growing up in Alaska, i remember this stuff

  • Ony Ren
    Ony Ren16 ditë më parë

    38:55 I go front I go back Then i go inside out Then front and back -fred fredrickson the 3rd

  • captainaultman
    captainaultman16 ditë më parë

    I feel like this is just one big roast to all younger people

  • Delores Martel
    Delores Martel16 ditë më parë

    Yeah, some provinces pay premiums. I appreciate it, but obviously the care is substandard, but it's better then paying 9000$ cuz u broke your arm....this guy is HILARIOUS!!!

  • M.E. J
    M.E. J16 ditë më parë

    Thank you for real comedy that teaches!

  • Kayla Akemi
    Kayla Akemi17 ditë më parë

    the prostate... I'm dead *CRY LAUGHING*

  • spideydew20
    spideydew2017 ditë më parë

    "Do you know where your prostate is?" I lost it. This guy is right from my era. I LOVED his recollection of all those games and candies and TV shows.

  • Datames Gonvalon
    Datames Gonvalon17 ditë më parë

    Okay not gonna lie, but I am 19 years old, and a lot of things he talks about - I grew up with them,too (like the play-doh, candy-bracelets etc) So like seriously, is that because many American things take a while before coming to Europe, or is he just over- exaggerating ? Nevertheless, laughed a lot! :D

  • Scooby Doo
    Scooby Doo17 ditë më parë

    He's really funny. I can totally identify with the Hot Wheel tracks. I probably still got some marks from 1969.

  • The BeastModeNerd49
    The BeastModeNerd4918 ditë më parë

    He makes his generation sound good with the candy and games but also bad with the beating and abuse.

  • The BeastModeNerd49
    The BeastModeNerd4918 ditë më parë

    Lassie? I think you mean Martha Speaks

  • Kathy Young
    Kathy Young18 ditë më parë

    I love this guy. Disagree with him on one thing. ADD and ADHD are real, and kids DID have them back in the day. Many became “bad kids” because they had a handicap nobody recognized until some of us teachers caught on and started changing how we taught them and helping them be successful. ~ Retired Teacher who also has ADHD

  • Sebastian Scott
    Sebastian Scott18 ditë më parë

    Amazing, you took me back brother....Love it.

  • Allen Ray Durham
    Allen Ray Durham18 ditë më parë

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂that Hotwheel track hurts.

  • Doreen Wyatt
    Doreen Wyatt18 ditë më parë

    He’s so funny I love his back in the day jokes he right on point 😀😜I love the flashlight 🔦 routine halarious I can’t spell the word my stomach hurts from laughing I’ve watched this 6 times and I’ve sent this to family friend my Niebor I love love ❤️ this guy he’s good

  • Douglas Reeves
    Douglas Reeves18 ditë më parë

    Had to laugh, my parents owned a 1968 Ford LTD Country Squire station wagon.

  • Oki Mitchell
    Oki Mitchell18 ditë më parë

    Glad you tube gave me this one😆😆😆

  • mluiso23
    mluiso2319 ditë më parë

    13 minutes in. Preach that truth!!!!!!

  • mluiso23
    mluiso2319 ditë më parë

    Lmfao. Do you know where your prostate is? Was it Blue?

  • cloud flow
    cloud flow19 ditë më parë

    Fun fact of the day napoleon wasn't short, he actually was very tall.

  • SOD RERLING
    SOD RERLING19 ditë më parë

    I miss Richard Prior!!

  • SOD RERLING
    SOD RERLING19 ditë më parë

    I was wondering if he was going to do the gay "Pull over!" "Pull over!" "Pull over!" Thing...

  • Abijah Dixon
    Abijah Dixon19 ditë më parë

    ADHD and gluten intolerance is real, that said, I really enjoyed him. I hope to hear more of him!

  • James Kutzer
    James Kutzer19 ditë më parë

    I'm only 19 and I remember doing most of all that with my 2 siblings

  • Leida Madera
    Leida Madera19 ditë më parë

    Back in the day it was awesome 😋

  • J Hanson
    J Hanson20 ditë më parë

    Best laughs ever!!!

  • Diana Ross
    Diana Ross20 ditë më parë

    Hilarious!!

  • Bobby Busheyy
    Bobby Busheyy20 ditë më parë

    Don’t even need to watch it

  • Eric Granberg
    Eric Granberg21 ditë më parë

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH He makes a good point with the air force in Cad pad

  • Tim
    Tim21 ditë më parë

    Kevin killed it...

  • Andrew LaSalle
    Andrew LaSalle21 ditë më parë

    Yall don't forget playdo comes out the same color it goes in my bro when he wher kids had rainbow poop for a week

  • whyamiatree 41
    whyamiatree 4121 ditë më parë

    1:20 hey... Thats pretty funny

  • kennapop3
    kennapop321 ditë më parë

    Kevin is my favorite!

  • HUMPTYNUGGET
    HUMPTYNUGGET21 ditë më parë

    We only had three TV channels in the UK

  • EdyGk20K's TM
    EdyGk20K's TM21 ditë më parë

    Really love this channel..I found it on Facebook 2 years ago I don't know how..🤣..glad that I did ..

  • Preach Curves
    Preach Curves22 ditë më parë

    Crazy I just learned about prostate a couple hours ago from an infomercial and I’m 17

  • Mark Parker
    Mark Parker22 ditë më parë

    Greatest police officer turned comedian ever. Thanks for serving and I truly hope you enjoy this much safer line of work. God bless.

  • Keith Byrd
    Keith Byrd22 ditë më parë

    Dis Guy is Great!!! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • Dudley Diehl
    Dudley Diehl23 ditë më parë

    Great sense of humor. Totally clean language. And deeper laughs than most lame humored comics. Very quick with one liners based on anything saud by audience.

  • Chris DeJesus
    Chris DeJesus23 ditë më parë

    I still remember when I cursed out a 5th grade teacher for the first and last time 🤣🤣...when I got home my pop ain't use the belt he went for the huge old school house phone from the 90's straight Haymaker back of my head.

  • ROBERT SMITH
    ROBERT SMITH23 ditë më parë

    HUMAN BEINGS , this man is simply showing that we are not so different from one another we were all raised by people who loved us , it's just back then our parents were all to busy to realize that beating your children was point blank wrong. It stopped with me , my two never got a finger laid up their bodies in any form for discipline, both turned out to be well rounded mature adults never once got a call from police or ever in any trouble now in their mid thirties, no striking the children is now the norm in their families also , that's all it took was simply say no more violence, as a people a civilization it is the only way to move forward, by putting childish behaviors behind us, GOD BLESS THIS COUNTRY , and each of you and your families PREPARE yourselves for a battle, a war with china, we have all been sold out by the media and a group of greedy politicians, it is inevitable they will try to remove all of us from the picture, these people that did this to us they have never fought in a war for freedom and liberty or lost close family members due to wars, 2 million person army china will invade our shores while we sleep Biden will give them the nuclear codes, china bought them

  • D LAND
    D LAND23 ditë më parë

    Sooooooo funny.... new sub for sure!!! Keep doing you... P.E.A.C.E

  • Sam Guy
    Sam Guy23 ditë më parë

    I eat wonder bread

  • Randy Drew
    Randy Drew23 ditë më parë

    This guy is funny

  • Carlos Dyer
    Carlos Dyer23 ditë më parë

    Hilarious , good clean fun ! I'd like to go see this guy !

  • Brian
    Brian24 ditë më parë

    Lot's of black people. Funny joke though.

  • Source Hauntings
    Source Hauntings24 ditë më parë

    This was just too relatable- I called the game when I was a kid “poopy stick” and when my kids were little I tried poppy stick game with them and they just were shocked: like; “ this isn’t how normal people play”😂😂😂😂 My sister and I would walk two miles to the candy store to get some and quarter candy - they had all the stiff he mentions. When we were kids- we were NEVER laying around inside. Never. Always outside playing

  • jamericangirl7
    jamericangirl724 ditë më parë

    The duct tape! 😂😂😂

  • Jimmy Yu
    Jimmy Yu24 ditë më parë

    That's not an antennea or coat hanger, that's how you open the car door after you lock the keys inside.

  • Bobbino
    Bobbino24 ditë më parë

    Can someone explain the wax lips joke to me

  • Janesta Jordaan
    Janesta Jordaan24 ditë më parë

    This takes me back so much!

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