Articuno is kind of a dick

It wasnt articuno full pokedex entry

So what came first....Mew or Arceus ?

What everyone think of Moltres: a legendary Pokémon What Smokey The Bear think of Moltres: a flying flaming demon

Ice bird kills in cold Electrical bird gets to hyper in thunder Fire birds cause forest fire Mew = Nee parent

Mew doesn't make love. Mew FUCKS.

So Zapdos is like Kaminari from My Hero Academia?

Moltres used Flash! ...Would a Shiny Moltres be Female or gay?

LMAO MEW

Gender reveal with a pronoun of "he", Well.

Uhoh edit: auto change change my mew has child support issues 1500+ kids

"Oh God it's doing a gender reveal " * Californians breathing heavily *

The Ending with Mew made me roll on the floor with laughter

Scattering his embers “DOING IT” over the forest then a gender reveal that’s how i heard it

Wouldn't 23 and me show its ancestors?

Zapdos be like Bender doin Electricity! AWWWWWW YEAAAAH!

ArticUNO,ZapDOS,MolTRES. UNO,DOS,TRES.

Articuni always wins I wonder why

0:22 Articuno is voiced by a woman, nice and sexy, Articuno wins again bro/sis

He’s doing a gender reveal lmfao

Was that the ice climber

Did anybody notice that the "doomed person" looks like one of the ice climbers

if you didnt know yet, fire is not created by the thunderbolt. As zapdos gets struck by lightning, it should absorb it. The fire is only created if it would absorb. And because zapdos is unearthend, it cant get struck since there are no minus atoms. If zapdos would have a string thoughing earth, it would be possible to get struck.

1:05 Lets be honest.... that wasn't a moltres, that was rusty burning down half of kanto.

Lmao Mew's bit knocked me out cold🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌

The guy voicing the pokedex sounds like kobuto

Thank you so much for all videos you made. You are one of my absolutely best youtubers ever. :) Jste borci. Mám moc rád vaší tvorbu.

i didn't think child support existed for pokemon....pokemon are doomed!

0:44 :')

Okay what's this whole gender reveal thing that he's talking about? I thought legendaries at least most of them had no gender

Number1Irishlad

19 ditë më parë

A few months ago there was a gender reveal party (or a few) in California that ended up atarting wildfires.

Arceus: I'm your God. Mew: You're grounded. Arceus: You're not my dad! Maury: Mew IS your father!! Arceus: Nooooooooooo!!

Silly Dorkly, everyone knows women don’t pay child support.

The way y'all make pixelated animations is amazing.

About Mew What about the Pokémon that were once people?

*Mew is the wife I've left*

0:48 - yeah i mean Zapdos doesn't completely absorb electricity because as an electric type it will still receive damage from electricity, and as a flying type electricity is super effective against it... so he receives electric type damage as regular damage, so not super effective nor not very effective... regular... so Pokedex would need to explian that better...

The moldy moustache biosynthetically mix because bell lally blot failing a dazzling support. filthy, delightful saxophone

Zapdos: *gets powered up by electricity: Also Zapdos: Takes average damage from electric type moves and doesn't even have lightningrod except as a hidden ability.

I just realized: ArticUNO ZapDOS MolTRES

Even in Pokemon world, you cant avoid child support

I haven't felt a revelation this shattering since Goofy fucks.

I almost thought you stop saying bad words until you snuck that hidden message in the end of the video with mew

so you could say mew is fucked ( yes this was a bad joke and no I am not sorry )

Scattering it’s embers sound oddly sexual

Doesn't Ditto also owe a lot of child support?

There are to many entries on just kanto at least make other videos like you used to please

How funny zapdos was It was not literal It should've kept getting stronger each lightning strike And not burn to a crisp

0:15 it's a ice climber.

So zapdos lives in thunder clouds so what does it eat?

I thought Zapdos was gonna get off to being struck by lightning

Very damn good. But TBH. The Articuno one should of been in a more formal style..instead of a lol Zoomer moment. Tho Funny, I would of felt a funnier chuckle if it was more like this IMO. Articuno: "I am here for one, only reason. You will see me, as the last living thing. You have witnessed before you perish away....*The doomed perishes.* And that is all she wrote." Maybe something even better than What I said. Regradless, It's that my thoughts, for a better outcome.

Did he just assume Moltres gender?

*MEW FUCKS* _Hello Darkness My Old Friend_

Duck Facebook!

Not all pokemon came from ONE Mew though, so isnt this less literal and more flawed logic of Dorkly?

I did not expect the Mew one lol

Pokedex: when zapdos is struck by lightning it gets stronger. Logic: Flying is weak against electric :/

We Are All Mew!

Zapdos looks like chuck from angry birds

Funny quesrion mew give birtg to the eggs or was the father

Well they decided to milk this shit but atleast they did it right unlike SML could with Jeffy

What The Fu** Is This

"Gender reveal" death ☠️

The last thing a girl lost in the mountains sees before she turns is an articuno.

The last one got me 🤣

Next one is gonna have the title of “if pokedex entries invaded the real world” Probably

Can somebody explain to me dorkly’s current situation to me? I understand about half a year ago they released that video talked about their financial situation and about after that lowbrow started showing up. Is lowbrow funding them or something or what’s the deal now?

Watching while shitting

(Lame unoriginal joke alert) Who has more child support debt? Mew or ditto? (Before you say it yes I've heard the theory before)

WHERE IS THE PEANUT BUTTER CONTENT

I hope next video be on galarian birds

Moltres: IT’S A BOY!!!

Every Pokemon Theorist: _Why Would Mew being Hiding under a Truck?_ Dorkly: *Child Support* ...Enough Said...

I don't think that will happen to Zapdos if it is strike by a lightning

I love these videos. You guys are hilarious and do such an amazing job 👍

So you're telling me mew fucked over 700 pokemon? Jesus christ indeed

“IT’S A BOY!” 1:14

Love how Moltres really related to CA , The Gender reveal that caused that forest fire 💀

"Oh, God, he's also doing a gender reveal!"

Fat Tony?

Hey dorky can u make a video that pokemons meet there galarian forms pleas

articUNO, zapDOS, molTRES. I just realized the first three legendary Pokémon are numbered in Spanish.

Mew fucks interesting do tell.

dolita windo

Muaj më parë

I just realized. Artic- uno Zap- dos Mol- tres I officially hate pokemon now

Artic uno Zap dos Mol tres

dolita windo

Muaj më parë

Who thinks birds trio is the worst trio

So if Arceus is the god pokemon, would that make Mew the Adam and Eve of Pokemon?

Dorkly in a Nutshell: Neat

Zapdos: *gets power from being hit by lightning* Also zapdos: *Is the only gen 1 electric type which doesn't resist thunderbolt*

Fun fact: Zapdos was going to have Lightning Rod as its Hidden Ability.

1:34 That's surprising, LOL.

And then they all kissed Mew and got super pregnant the end

If we're being literal, zapdos shouldn't even be hurt

Mew: "Hey, Arecues... Wanna smash?" Arecues: "What's the worst that could happen?" 9 months later : Gen 1 Pokemon This process repeats to create each new generation

pida siouy

Muaj më parë

Literal Pokédex Entries but for Mario enemies

So Mew is the Zeus of Pokemon.

pida siouy

Muaj më parë

Volume 20? Let’s get it to 100

Do Klefki next :D "These key collectors threaten any attackers by fiercely jingling their keys at them."

I feel like Mewtwo is the only descendant Mew has love for. Everything else is not as good as his favorite descendant.

pida siouy

Muaj më parë

Idea for the next episode: Drampa (Normal/Dragon) If a child it has made friends with is bullied, Drampa will find the bully’s house and burn it to the ground

You could make a collaboration with Berd, he really wants a shiny shuckles.

Who thinks birds trio is the worst trio

I just realized. Artic- *uno* Zap- *dos* Mol- *tres* I officially hate pokemon now

Oh my his he’s doing a gender reveal 😂😂😂

Now imagine Arceus made Mew to be his fuk partner... and Mew then gave birth to Dialga and Palkia...