Fettuccine Alfredo - You Suck at Cooking (episode 121)

Mënyra si të bëjmë diçka dhe stil

Fettuccine Alfredo, as invented by Alfred Di Lelio in 1908, consists of pasta, butter, and parmesan. While it's said he made it for his wife who wasn't eating after giving birth, the truth is more likely that Mr. Alfredo had a cheese and butter addiction. While we may never know the ugly truth, we can continue to enjoy this delicious pasta dish one deadly bite at a time.
Subscribe: bit.ly/1HuynlY
YSAC Book + Merch: yousuckatcooking.com
.5 parts pasta to
.25 parts butter to
.25 parts parmesan
Cook the pasta, strengthen your wrists, and then do all the things.
The original recipe called for parmesan aged 24 months, which is a young parmesan. I used one aged 36 months so it would taste slightly wiser. Don't even both trying to make the original noodles. It's WAY above your pay grade.


  • andytheobliviator
    andytheobliviator3 orë më parë

    I seriously dont know if he's joking or if you actually dump the equivalent of three cans of parmesan cheese into this

  • Giovanni Gronchi
    Giovanni Gronchi11 orë më parë

    Tip from an italian, put the parmisan crust in the microwave for some time and enjoy eating it.

  • Legit Name
    Legit Name2 ditë më parë

    Could’ve sworn I heard bastion’s soundtrack for a second there

  • Anna Wight
    Anna Wight2 ditë më parë

    Mentally balanced boil 😂

  • Elijah Limjoco
    Elijah Limjoco2 ditë më parë

    You know, after one month, I realized this is actually Buttered Noodles with a heart attack of parmesan. I’m not crazy right?

  • Geovany Arias
    Geovany Arias2 ditë më parë

    The translation in the begging is way off

  • Samantha Lowe
    Samantha Lowe3 ditë më parë

    Tip for microwaving butter: turn down the power to 50%

  • Letizia Cannone
    Letizia Cannone3 ditë më parë

    as an italian i was pleasantly surprised by the intro

  • sandie accarier
    sandie accarier3 ditë më parë

    i am in love.

  • CrIMson Red
    CrIMson Red3 ditë më parë

    “Butter fetish” Italy eggsplaaaaaainnnnn!!!

  • Virginia Riva
    Virginia Riva3 ditë më parë

    what was schifoso was the italian in the beginning

  • RebeccaH808
    RebeccaH8083 ditë më parë

    As someone who was 22 and single my wrist would not be able to grate all that Parmesan. But at the same time I did cheer and dance for most of my life...

  • MyGuitarTwerks
    MyGuitarTwerks3 ditë më parë

    I learned 2 things after this video. Parmesan cheese is all fake unless its Parmigiano Reggiano and that all you need is butter and cheese to make the sauce. I have some Parmigiano Reggiano getting sent in the mail soon. It better be good.

    SLASHMANISM4 ditë më parë

    Im convinced you started the feta tiktok thing

  • Anne Caru
    Anne Caru5 ditë më parë

    Looks good, you overdosed it on cheese. lol

  • jianna w
    jianna w5 ditë më parë

    i want you to know, i made alfredo, blindly using this video, for some friends and they told me it was “not bad, but definitely not alfredo” and “something their picky 6 year old cousin would eat”

  • R C
    R C5 ditë më parë

    dude you killed it , so funny !

  • Nonpro Minecrafters
    Nonpro Minecrafters5 ditë më parë

    Me knowing damn well I’m lactose intolerant: 😍😋 My stomach: 🤢💩

  • RemyCherryBomb Gaming
    RemyCherryBomb Gaming6 ditë më parë

    Mr. Alfredo gave birth?!

  • Emma Jenkin
    Emma Jenkin6 ditë më parë

    I don’t even know if he is doing a tutorial or making sarcastic jokes

  • Chebron
    Chebron6 ditë më parë

    "Pretend you're 22 and single" Had to pause the video after being personally attacked so savagely

  • mrboogy1
    mrboogy16 ditë më parë

    Pretend you're 22 and single🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • NoodleHq
    NoodleHq6 ditë më parë

    I have those exact tongs

  • Twin Tyara
    Twin Tyara7 ditë më parë

    So you are 35 years old?

  • Shahoriar_Rafi_Amil_008
    Shahoriar_Rafi_Amil_0087 ditë më parë

    I am 22 & Single Sad

  • Memonke
    Memonke10 ditë më parë

    Am I the only one who hates Fettucini Alfredo?

  • C B
    C B10 ditë më parë

    dats what good pussy sounds like

  • gdlk
    gdlk10 ditë më parë

    I've added secret ingredient and my girl loved it

  • Fay Anne Aura Arts
    Fay Anne Aura Arts10 ditë më parë

    So basically it's fancy macaroni and cheese.

  • ClassyAF
    ClassyAF11 ditë më parë

    10/10 on the delicious sarcasm LOL

  • James Prayter
    James Prayter11 ditë më parë

    As a Italian I can say this looks good

  • JR
    JR11 ditë më parë

    This dish seems at once like the most delicious thing I'd ever eat but also the last thing I'd ever eat

  • Yonah2E
    Yonah2E12 ditë më parë

    is your name jordan schlansky?

  • BS Corvin
    BS Corvin12 ditë më parë

    3:16 shit if I was definitively going to live to 93 I’d definitely waste some of those days eating pasta or some shit

  • fantasia yoo
    fantasia yoo12 ditë më parë


  • Ueu Ch.
    Ueu Ch.14 ditë më parë

    *Italian Mac and Cheese*

  • Kuka Simmon
    Kuka Simmon14 ditë më parë

    I don’t need to pretend I’m 22 and single Mr. Cooking

  • Tyler
    Tyler15 ditë më parë

    wow i subscribed

  • Harriet Gough
    Harriet Gough15 ditë më parë

    I dont watch his videos for the cooking, I watch them for the humor

  • SonyTheSunGod
    SonyTheSunGod15 ditë më parë

    0:11 any Italians can you confirm this? I wanna know if it's true or not

  • Cesar Rangel
    Cesar Rangel15 ditë më parë

    My guy i just came across ur videos! Ur deff original and funny off tops im subscribe 🏴‍☠️

  • DiamondJax08
    DiamondJax0816 ditë më parë

    ok, so, i tried this today, with the grating and butter and everything, and I'm here to tell you it makes some pretty _banger_ pasta

  • Common Art
    Common Art16 ditë më parë


  • Wondie Kgosiemang
    Wondie Kgosiemang16 ditë më parë

    Okay your video is totally fun to watch.. I'm binging 😋

  • I Break Things
    I Break Things17 ditë më parë

    So he going to live about 93 years 28 x 1216 = 34048 34048 / 365 = 93.2821918

  • William Sampson
    William Sampson17 ditë më parë

    i have the same bed frame

  • Razorbliz
    Razorbliz18 ditë më parë

    Puncharini your dongoroni

  • Marcus Enos
    Marcus Enos18 ditë më parë

    I have a feeling I’m probably going to use most ysac’s recipes in college

  • Doge Coont
    Doge Coont19 ditë më parë

    I put smoked trout and cooking wine in mine. You should give it a try.

  • tarfathewise
    tarfathewise19 ditë më parë

    Can you teach us how to cook Meth next? All these other videos are stupid, no offense. That would be very entertaining.

  • Bartosz Ziółkowski
    Bartosz Ziółkowski19 ditë më parë

    Ah yes heart attack on plate

  • Melissa Packard Lavin
    Melissa Packard Lavin20 ditë më parë

    "From the top , make it drop , thats a Fettuccine"😀 Love it

  • dépaysement
    dépaysement20 ditë më parë

    I bought a house in 2012 and I still couldn't afford that much parm. Sub with dandruff.

  • Craig Grady
    Craig Grady20 ditë më parë

    As a person who knows someone who visited Italy, your Italian is on-point.

  • SwiftBlade4
    SwiftBlade420 ditë më parë

    That's just way too much Parmesan. I'd rather use that for pizza.

  • seavision
    seavision21 ditë më parë

    The fact that he says "Pretened you're 22 and single!" implies that he's living a happy life with his wife, Katie.

  • cblue
    cblue21 ditë më parë

    Hysterical!....great recipe!

  • Microwave cucumber
    Microwave cucumber21 ditë më parë

    Looks good!

  • ROYAL_ T
    ROYAL_ T21 ditë më parë

    I have so much respect for you sir but the way you say “Parmesan” is just fucking wrong I’m sorry

  • Nathan Mendoza
    Nathan Mendoza21 ditë më parë

    The commentary 😆😆😆

  • Joe york
    Joe york21 ditë më parë

    Heart burn heart burn burn burn

  • Adrian Kitson
    Adrian Kitson22 ditë më parë

    Five billion nanograms is only 5g. Not 500g. What are Americans so bad at metic?!

  • Fortune Mogoneg
    Fortune Mogoneg22 ditë më parë

    2:22 he is not wearing pants

  • Gravy B
    Gravy B22 ditë më parë

    My chest hurts wat thing this

  • simqbi
    simqbi22 ditë më parë

    Fettuccine Alfredo is simple 3 ingredient dish made out of clogged arteries , heart attack , and obesity, but srsly it sounds amazing

  • Khams No
    Khams No22 ditë më parë

    I gotta say, i encountered this channel years ago, and his excessive swearing was just not funny, which just seemed like a gimmick(if you could even call that really a gimmick), but over the years this has evolved into a very entertaining channel.

  • trash gaming dump
    trash gaming dump22 ditë më parë

    Butter fetish now a thing

  • Sue XoXo
    Sue XoXo22 ditë më parë


  • TheSmallzfry
    TheSmallzfry23 ditë më parë

    This is legit the first time I've gotten alfredo to turn out well, every other time the parmesan just clumps together and doesn't emulsify nicely.

  • Lawrence Kassab
    Lawrence Kassab23 ditë më parë

    "Nice Dissolve"

  • JimmyBoogaloo
    JimmyBoogaloo23 ditë më parë

    lol @ the keto gag

  • Erik Koch
    Erik Koch23 ditë më parë

    “Fettuccine Alfredo is a simple 3 ingredient pasta that’s made using only 3 ingredients.”

  • Roo
    Roo23 ditë më parë

    just in case you're wondering, 5 billion nanograms is 5 grams yes, i googled it

  • Boken
    Boken24 ditë më parë

    i know u cant eat that shit the next day. that butter will just fall off when u heat it up again and then u will have pasta sitting in melted butter

  • GumGoblin
    GumGoblin24 ditë më parë

    butter fetish?

  • Bob Bob
    Bob Bob24 ditë më parë


  • Dexpo89
    Dexpo8924 ditë më parë

    Italian here, we don't have thick wrists, we have machines that grate Parmigiano for us!

  • Tobi Pohan
    Tobi Pohan24 ditë më parë

    Oh my god this pasta is scarier than i thought, with the amount of fat holy shit

  • Себастьян Фишер
    Себастьян Фишер24 ditë më parë

    "pretend you're 22 and single"... well I am so this shouldn't be a problem

  • The Panda Bookkeeper
    The Panda Bookkeeper24 ditë më parë

    Even the thought of eating fettuccine alfredo makes me uncomfortable because of a very graphic nightmare I had when I was a child involving it. Great video though 🤙

  • Juli
    Juli24 ditë më parë

    "it's a simple three ingredient pasta that is made with only three ingredients" Thanks for the clarification, I was wondering if the three ingredient pasta is made with four ingredients...

  • Dezimio
    Dezimio24 ditë më parë

    Why does this just looks pasta and durian?

  • Dicey
    Dicey24 ditë më parë


  • Bad Hommie er'ry Mumdolf
    Bad Hommie er'ry Mumdolf25 ditë më parë

    Talk to yass tonight

  • Derek Jeter
    Derek Jeter25 ditë më parë

    This guy is insane. Bruh this guy says a lot of crazy things

  • Nneon Knightt
    Nneon Knightt25 ditë më parë


  • Prevenge IX
    Prevenge IX25 ditë më parë

    AWESOME....both alfredo and the vommintary.

  • who took a shit in the toilet
    who took a shit in the toilet25 ditë më parë

    Peepee poopoo

  • Marc Harrison
    Marc Harrison25 ditë më parë

    If you dont have fettuccine you can glue spaghetti together. Laughed my ass off, subscribed and continued laughing throughout. Overall great experience

  • Aurora Bjørkavåg
    Aurora Bjørkavåg25 ditë më parë

    ‘pretend you’re 22 and single’ KSJSKKSJS

  • mila
    mila25 ditë më parë

    jeez i know i suck at cooking. god damn. thanks for rubbing it in my face. one of the many things i just can't do, and will never be able to do. even youtube's algorithms know that i can't do something that should be so easy, and recommends me a channel saying i fucking suck at cooking. I GET IT. at this point gordon fucking ramsay should just come to my house and beat the shit out of me while screaming i can't fucking cook. i can't even *boil water* right.

  • Keith Welsh
    Keith Welsh25 ditë më parë

    I should call her

  • Anirban Chakraborty
    Anirban Chakraborty26 ditë më parë

    3 heart attack of butter... That should be an international system of measurement of butter.

  • Qi Zhang
    Qi Zhang26 ditë më parë

    I subscribed after 90 seconds

  • Erin T.
    Erin T.26 ditë më parë

    I love this so much, the puns and jokes the "from the top make it drop" XD I loveeeeeeee ty this brought me happiness

  • Hope Fletcher
    Hope Fletcher26 ditë më parë

    You are a funny guy. I just found your channel and will be back for the food and the narrative.

  • ŸümMy GGG
    ŸümMy GGG26 ditë më parë

    Ysac is theDoo

  • zey
    zey26 ditë më parë

    How did you make the noodles by yourself

  • Mr Davis
    Mr Davis26 ditë më parë

    Mr. Alfredo didn't show up to my room. I was very disappointed. Maybe I didn't use enough parmesan.

  • doddles_of thecrafts
    doddles_of thecrafts26 ditë më parë

    U too funny b

Faqja Tjeter