#235 - Covid Kai | The Tim Dillon Show

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This week Tim talks the cult obsession over Tesla and Elon Musk, nearly getting sucked into a New York apartment scam, and goes off on people who can't stop talking about how they beat the virus.
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  • The Tim Dillon Show
    The Tim Dillon ShowMuaj më parë

    Thanks to our sponsors this week! www.keeps.com/TimDillon gabi.com/timdillon magicspoon.com/timdillon helixsleep.com/timdillon And as always bonus episodes every week at www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow

  • Charles

    Charles

    25 ditë më parë

    We die less than we live. It will never be my lying bs.

  • Lee JG Anderson

    Lee JG Anderson

    26 ditë më parë

    *Personal Pod cast New Anchor like* *Clayton Morris father died of Covid-19* ❤😌😔😌😔😌❤

  • fantanapanama Schack

    fantanapanama Schack

    Muaj më parë

    Maybe I'm late to this but althe.info/number/s6LAkXural54d9Q/video

  • Bekey Gill

    Bekey Gill

    Muaj më parë

    Tortious interference, also known as intentional interference with contractual relations, in the common law of torts, occurs when one person intentionally damages someone else's contractual or business relationships with a third party, causing economic harm.[1] As an example, someone could use blackmail to induce a contractor into breaking a contract; they could threaten a supplier to prevent them from supplying goods or services to another party; or they could obstruct someone's ability to honor a contract with a client by deliberately refusing to deliver necessary goods.[2] A tort of negligent interference occurs when one party's negligence damages the contractual or business relationship between others, causing economic harm, such as, by blocking a waterway or causing a blackout that prevents the utility company from being able to uphold its existing contracts with consumers.[3]

  • LordCommander99

    LordCommander99

    Muaj më parë

    That’s not what happened look up the video . The cop hit with the extinguisher was wearing a riot helmet lol . Look shit up

  • Gilbert Daroy
    Gilbert Daroy7 orë më parë

    TD is so much smarter, funnier, insightful, and articulate than Joe Rogan who is, in retrospect, I'm sorry to say, overrated.

  • Dave Watt
    Dave Watt16 orë më parë

    Love the sign Tim, who supplied it as i'd love one.

  • ROOT TV
    ROOT TV19 orë më parë

    Ha ha 😂

  • The Dude
    The DudeDitë më parë

    Only Tim can pull in $60k a month on patron and still go off on a $400 bill...

  • Ernest Scribbler
    Ernest ScribblerDitë më parë

    Tim frustrated with covid- 🐈🐈🐈 Welcome to every single day working in the pharmacy 😁😂

  • Seth Williams
    Seth Williams2 ditë më parë

    13:58

  • Nicholas Peterson
    Nicholas Peterson4 ditë më parë

    Am I wrong to say Tim Dillon is single-handedly the funniest comedian of 2021?

  • Ducks in a row
    Ducks in a row6 ditë më parë

    These are the times that try mens souls

  • Dave Blue
    Dave Blue8 ditë më parë

    Threatening to burn down their house is a low-life fucked up thing to do. No matter how brilliant and funny you are, this is an error and a blight on your character Tim.

  • Nick McDonald
    Nick McDonald8 ditë më parë

    Ben has the best job on the internet.

  • Stephenjohn hughes
    Stephenjohn hughes10 ditë më parë

    WE WANT THE TRUTH TIMMY LAD

  • steven vurro
    steven vurro11 ditë më parë

    This is where he shines 😂🤣😂🤣

  • Anthony Stone
    Anthony Stone13 ditë më parë

    “Occasionally tired” lol

  • Trúc Nhi 800K Vào timbantinhvn com
    Trúc Nhi 800K Vào timbantinhvn com15 ditë më parë

    23:44 Nếu mỗi lần nhớ tới em anh được 500 đồng chắc giờ này anh đã vượt xa Bill Gates. 🕓

  • Celine Alzina
    Celine Alzina15 ditë më parë

    He’s gay? WhAaaaa?? 😯

  • lkx1993
    lkx199316 ditë më parë

    "that's not punk rock"

  • kevin smith
    kevin smith16 ditë më parë

    Ya he wasnt killed with a fire extinguisher. That was a dumb story line to begin with.

  • King Charles
    King Charles16 ditë më parë

    That is a classic Air BnB scam. People always say they have another reservation and tell you that they need to raise the rate if you want it. Also, Starlink will benefit you Tim. More people will have internet that didn't before and therefore you can have more listeners ;)

  • Captain Falcon
    Captain Falcon16 ditë më parë

    Tim Dillon would be smart to clarify as much as possible on every possible platform that he is not suicidal or depressed in any way and has no reason to become so by any reasonable stretch of the imagination. coming from someone that would like to see the best comedian of our time survive to reign supreme in the industry

  • B T
    B T16 ditë më parë

    Admit it Tim, you broke the cactus when you sat on it because it looked like the most comfortable seat in the whole house.

  • Jeff phillips
    Jeff phillips16 ditë më parë

    Ben could be a stunt double for Ron Livingston (Peter the lead from "Office Space").

  • michael izzo
    michael izzo16 ditë më parë

    did anyone else get a VRBO ad lol

  • Curtis Valle
    Curtis Valle17 ditë më parë

    TD is a bio weapon that everyone should be infected with. Spread it.

  • dave elliott
    dave elliott18 ditë më parë

    The neon sign with the blue velvet in the background is classy. Your stock is up.

  • Slimer
    Slimer19 ditë më parë

    First I’m getting a warehouse. Then I’m ordering a helix mattress.

  • Slimer
    Slimer19 ditë më parë

    I don’t think ive ever looked forward to the ads as much as when Tim reads them. Lmao

  • Jon Schmitt
    Jon Schmitt19 ditë më parë

    Get em Timmy. You the man.

  • SSJtitanX
    SSJtitanX20 ditë më parë

    14:27

  • Lavender Bella 2222
    Lavender Bella 222221 ditë më parë

    Lol ewwwww the cow skin chair insert Hannibal Lector gesture here

  • Freakishd
    Freakishd21 ditë më parë

    Damn this podcast blew up in no time. It wasn't that long ago that these would get a couple ten thousand views and that's it

  • Alan Tyler
    Alan Tyler21 ditë më parë

    "Country of cults."

  • Sacred Geometry Oracle and Visionary Path
    Sacred Geometry Oracle and Visionary Path21 ditë më parë

    I love this. Like I can’t describe at how I have been thinking and trying to write about this and the gratification of Tim confirming all my biases in such a beautiful satire, from the left to right- I have been ROFL 🤣 I don’t know 🤷🏻‍♀️ but maybe it’s because I thought I had Covid in like December 2019 before it became so popular in 2020 - I just don’t get it either. I am still not one of the cool kids 😔. 😂🤣

  • Ruperth316
    Ruperth31621 ditë më parë

    Tim could just have an hour-long podcast of ads and its still funny AF

  • Saint Thomas
    Saint Thomas21 ditë më parë

    Birth of a GOAT

  • KeeperOfKale
    KeeperOfKale22 ditë më parë

    Masks don't do anything...

  • Andrew Archuleta
    Andrew Archuleta22 ditë më parë

    Tim "you'd know if you had it" Dillon 🇺🇸

  • GoodGuyCooper
    GoodGuyCooper22 ditë më parë

    Holy shit this show is pure gold

  • Jason Borland
    Jason Borland22 ditë më parë

    I am an architect and once you move and need a place to stay in LA once it comes back hit me up

  • Nigel Word
    Nigel Word24 ditë më parë

    thanks man im going to try this magic cereal shit ..

  • Kanooodle
    Kanooodle25 ditë më parë

    Holy shit I was laughing so hard I could barely breath - thank you, needed that xx

  • Derek Keenan
    Derek Keenan25 ditë më parë

    3:51 tim thinks the term is "at nauseum" 😂

  • Trevor Chase
    Trevor Chase25 ditë më parë

    his sebastian voice is perfect lol

  • Javan Sullivan
    Javan Sullivan26 ditë më parë

    I want to rent this place and poop places.

  • Fungal Ape
    Fungal Ape26 ditë më parë

    Even the ads are fucking gold😂

  • Austin King
    Austin King26 ditë më parë

    The way Tim Dillon says “horror” is the reason I get up in the morning

  • Fenris Unchained
    Fenris Unchained27 ditë më parë

    Tim is Sam Tripoli

  • matt riley
    matt riley28 ditë më parë

    Joe Rogan might actually use ludicrous mode to do just that. Maybe not, just sayin...

  • Twin City Sounds
    Twin City Sounds28 ditë më parë

    Imma dump concrete down their drain

  • Isa B
    Isa B28 ditë më parë

    "My mom made me eat health cereal and thats why I became a gay cocaine addict" a memior by Tim Dillon

  • Jay Blackberries
    Jay Blackberries29 ditë më parë

    BIDEN SUCKS. Keep that in mind.

  • Devin the Developer
    Devin the DeveloperMuaj më parë

    Double world hunger, double the US suicide rate, and put 40+ million Americans out of a job with lockdowns.... for a disease with a 99%+ survival rate. "DER. WHY U R IDENTITY No MASkES?"

  • Devin the Developer
    Devin the DeveloperMuaj më parë

    You can tell the mask thing is bothering Tim. Might as well wear some knee pads too if you're gonna be a lil beeeyatch.

  • Trevor Vancour
    Trevor VancourMuaj më parë

    I just found tim dillion today. He is now my superhero

  • Austin Knowles
    Austin KnowlesMuaj më parë

    As somebody who watched their father die over 2 years from ALS I appreciate this episode tim. I appreciate your work and bringing attention to the disease.

  • CATHERINE BROCK
    CATHERINE BROCKMuaj më parë

    Canceled by air bnb ...what's next? Lol

  • Oni Jin
    Oni JinMuaj më parë

    Telegram

  • Cynthia Coney
    Cynthia ConeyMuaj më parë

    This is my first comment to Tim I just started watching you .I think this is my 4th video of yours . You are a mix between Devine and Rodney Dangerfield. Will keep watching.

  • Titan and Tundra Jimenez-Urso
    Titan and Tundra Jimenez-UrsoMuaj më parë

    Tim. How has changed unfortunately. I almost can't listen to him much longer

  • HAPPY ACCIDENTS
    HAPPY ACCIDENTSMuaj më parë

    I loved that ending 😂

  • Thumpist
    ThumpistMuaj më parë

    Why don't you just make a Tim Dillon General on 4chan like B then you can post what you like?

  • J C
    J CMuaj më parë

    The ending was flawless.

  • Aurora Borealis
    Aurora BorealisMuaj më parë

    Another gem. Well done, Mr. Dillon.

  • Canadian Turtle
    Canadian TurtleMuaj më parë

    The yard story killed me LOL

  • H W-L
    H W-LMuaj më parë

    Ok I've nailed it - Tim is some kind of parallel life walk-in of Joan Rivers. I mean it, something in the timing. The outrage. and talking about how "the people" are. God Bless - a high compliment indeed.

  • scarabella
    scarabellaMuaj më parë

    You know I'm gonna get that mug after enjoying that fine roast ☕️

  • ucount Count
    ucount CountMuaj më parë

    Once vax is delivered a new new strain will appear then vax again... By the way, the "new dangerous strain" happens to emerge at the same time the vaccines are being delivered

  • Drew Cundari
    Drew CundariMuaj më parë

    Just realized of course Tim Dillon would have 3 different studios and talk about them like they're gonna be so crazy and different but then they end up being pretty much the same also the angle in the first one was the best imo

  • Smooth's Saloon
    Smooth's SaloonMuaj më parë

    Watching this episode again waiting for the next one to come out

  • Tom Campbell
    Tom CampbellMuaj më parë

    that AirBNB you trashed is the funniest thing you have ever done .......shit on the walls? althe.info/number/zoWogq6MimehdtA/video how can everyone hate you?

  • miCk
    miCkMuaj më parë

    "It's the ultimate act of charity to walk into a room and look at someone, identify their weaknesses and magnify it in front of others." 😂😂😂

  • Ryan Franki
    Ryan FrankiMuaj më parë

    Horrible news! Tim has given in to marxism and moved his Austin show date...

  • angie guerreo
    angie guerreoMuaj më parë

    Ok I think I just found my new favorite podcast. His humor is refreshing

  • Amy Nunya
    Amy NunyaMuaj më parë

    It's so sad that everyone is still laughing like it's funny. How is this funny at all. Our country is dying we are still talking like it's going to go away. Like a couple law suits or some boycotts will take care of actual companies in America destroying American people's lives with no remorse. How can anyone still laugh about it. When it is too late to get serious all the jokes and smiles will be gone all that will be left is terror and guilt for not doing what's right. This is so very serious man.

  • Enlightened Normie

    Enlightened Normie

    Muaj më parë

    Not to your average nihilist🙄

  • Arthur Adjamoglian
    Arthur AdjamoglianMuaj më parë

    Dude we got an Airbnb with some friends and we left the place slightly messy with some popcorn, a couple kernels, on the ground and the owners acted like we destroyed their house. Why are you paying a cleaning fee? So you can clean lol. I’m bitter.

  • Oleyullah
    OleyullahMuaj më parë

    I sense that Jona and Mila are about to get their fair share of Fake Business in the months to come...

  • Armandii C
    Armandii CMuaj më parë

    I can’t believe this guy doesn’t laugh for longer

  • punksabre
    punksabreMuaj më parë

    53:53 lmaoo what is that little character hes done it previously in an earlier show an said some funny shit but dont know which ones

  • Edward Bearnaisesauce
    Edward BearnaisesauceMuaj më parë

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIM DILLON

  • Edward Bearnaisesauce
    Edward BearnaisesauceMuaj më parë

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIM !

  • Jose Brito
    Jose BritoMuaj më parë

    Every week i notice you keep losing weight Keepitup !!!!! mustve been 20yrs since you seen the head 😂😝🤪

  • M92 QUAD
    M92 QUADMuaj më parë

    No one wants poke. Release is slow and fucked to create panic demand

  • CornyBum
    CornyBumMuaj më parë

    Happy Birthday to one of the wildest, greatest comedians alive! So glad I found ya via the Joe Rogan Experience...or was it a ALthe comment underneath a JRE episode or clip, mentioning how hilarious your ad reads are? Anyway, Happy Birthday in the big city. Hope it's a real knife fight out there for ya.

  • Rayray Bowser
    Rayray BowserMuaj më parë

    A FUCKING MEN TIM DILLION!!!! Preach brother!! Lmao

  • Dezy XI
    Dezy XIMuaj më parë

    Can someone fucking tell Tim to do 2 episodes a week? I'm fucking starving here

  • Stealthmuiz
    StealthmuizMuaj më parë

    Joe Rogan is trash

  • XXPuPPetXXKaoSXX
    XXPuPPetXXKaoSXXMuaj më parë

    I just want everyone to know that I am personally on air and b&b looking for Joshua tree listings to see if I can find these people to tell them how sad we are about Tim Dillon's departure

  • sean laffey
    sean laffeyMuaj më parë

    I never clean Airbnb’s with cleaning fees fuck that

  • Liz Laenger
    Liz LaengerMuaj më parë

    Don’t use the same credit card or card with the same address when you go back to air bnb!!!! They’ll ban that account too, take it from an expert😉

  • Michelle Lakomek
    Michelle LakomekMuaj më parë

    Happy birthday Tim🎉

  • Cara Garnier
    Cara GarnierMuaj më parë

    My BF says they call 29 Palms and the surrounding area “Tatooine.”

  • Erin Perkins
    Erin PerkinsMuaj më parë

    Love the new light Timmy 🥰

  • Ty Showers
    Ty ShowersMuaj më parë

    Tim hasn't pushed a button in 5 days and I'm freaking out.

  • Coopertronics
    CoopertronicsMuaj më parë

    you stink mister. ~/.What?

  • Russell J. Coller, Jr.
    Russell J. Coller, Jr.Muaj më parë

    "Mean Streets": ...we're not paying, 'cause this guy's a fucking MOOK!!

  • Robert DAmico
    Robert DAmicoMuaj më parë

    Hey Tim. You don’t gotta be bigger than Rogan to be better. This is the goat 🐐 podcast of 2020 and beyond.

  • Stryder Winch
    Stryder WinchMuaj më parë

    I'm 15 minutes early to the best podcast on Earth !!!!

  • Christine Chin
    Christine ChinMuaj më parë

    What would happen if you met a Tesla driving, QAnon Boomer, Covid survivor?

  • Christine Chin
    Christine ChinMuaj më parë

    “They want to sit around & talk about how much they want to munch Elizabeth Warren’s box.”

  • Christine Chin
    Christine ChinMuaj më parë

    “How do you break a cactus 🌵?”

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