Monday Morning Podcast 10-19-20


Bill rambles about his Sunday, U.S. foreign policy, and junk food moms.
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I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.
I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.


  • Hammerback0
    Hammerback0Muaj më parë

    Dud3 can't control his own eating habits and he's trying to make rules for everyone else. Keep cranking out the excuses tubby.

  • Hammerback0
    Hammerback0Muaj më parë

    Poor bill only gets Hollywood news, he don't wanna talk about politics at the moment, because he's in a good spot. Just done SNL, not being blackballed, I'm happy for Billy. However, if Trumps son had a laptop containing pics of 15 year old females, topless, and personal drug use, bill would have an hour on that alone. Can't say anything about H. 8iden tho. The media won't speak about it because it's "unsubstantiated". The Ru$$ia story against the president was investigated and proven false, and that's all anyone talks about to this day. I hope on election day, whoever wins, it's an honest victory. Noone will Believe any result tho

  • C Me
    C MeMuaj më parë

    Wow this is dark.. u are my favorite comic... I stumbled on your podcast feed.. what is going on w u???

  • Will Smith
    Will SmithMuaj më parë

    6 adds within the first 6 n a half minutes.

  • Wayne Woolsey
    Wayne WoolseyMuaj më parë

    I have no idea why this podcast shows up on my recommended. Hey guy, I think youtube thinks you a republican Trump supporter... LMFAO

  • cyberprompt
    cyberpromptMuaj më parë

    Bill is between two worlds until he leaves his PO C partner. JUST facts.

  • Canada Goose07
    Canada Goose07Muaj më parë


  • dino radja
    dino radjaMuaj më parë

    Young and handsome 35 year bro your just about middle aged

  • Fares Haddadin
    Fares HaddadinMuaj më parë


  • Geoff Hill
    Geoff HillMuaj më parë

    Not all the ferocious animal names are taken. Washington should be called the Honey Badgers.. the most ferocious badass animal on the planet. Honey badgers don’t give a shit

  • marrydruli
    marrydruliMuaj më parë

    Alaskan wild Salmon - YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE GONNA DO!!

  • marrydruli
    marrydruliMuaj më parë

    The ads for Adam and Eve are the best thing that ever happened to this podcast 🤣

  • Charles Markham
    Charles MarkhamMuaj më parë

    Sports is boring

  • Charles Markham
    Charles MarkhamMuaj më parë

    Fuken till there dead

  • Charles Markham
    Charles MarkhamMuaj më parë

    A fukin men

  • Steven Cole
    Steven ColeMuaj më parë

    "Your a great Dad". Brought tears to my eyes. Beautiful, thanks Bill.

  • SurrealiS
    SurrealiSMuaj më parë

    Jesus I've never watched (Listened) to a podcast that had so many fuckin ALthe ads crammed in, I dunno if they're mad about your SNL mono or what but it feels like the Tube is intentionally trying to punish us. Seriously every 2 fuckin mins, ALthe ad......Bullshit.

  • CatusBrutus
    CatusBrutusMuaj më parë

    Bionic Billy with his Porsche level shoulders would be a great show!

  • Mike Hoffman
    Mike HoffmanMuaj më parë

    Can’t wait to sit through 17 ads on a 1 hour podcast.

    DOORKITTYFILMS armyMuaj më parë

    Bill really needs to watch letterkenny

  • Frank Wilson
    Frank WilsonMuaj më parë

    There are too many ads on this crap I am no longer listening to build bird

  • Charles Piro
    Charles PiroMuaj më parë

    Being nice to people is not stupid at all the world could be a better place with such things

  • schizophrenic Adventures
    schizophrenic AdventuresMuaj më parë

    i kinda dont think that story about his ans girlfriend parents getting married was made up, it sounds too cartoony

  • ScreechingBlueHairFeminist
    ScreechingBlueHairFeministMuaj më parë

    Nia is to the Monday Morning Podcast what Yoko Ono was to the Beatles.

  • gubbi90


    Muaj më parë

    As someone who knows virtually nothing about the Beatles; wasn’t Yoko Ono the one who fucked everything up and broke up the Beatles?

  • Joseph Smith

    Joseph Smith

    Muaj më parë

    That’s not fair...apologize to Yoko Ono

  • vin far
    vin farMuaj më parë

    Robert Wright and Robert Kagan had a good discussion on foreign policy on Bloggingheads. I agree with Wright but Kagan made some interesting points. Waiting for Wright to have Joseph Massad on his show.

  • Derek Hazelwood
    Derek HazelwoodMuaj më parë


  • Joaleen Annes
    Joaleen AnnesMuaj më parë

    The "BURR" code is a $ saver! LoL

  • Nathan Lovesey
    Nathan LoveseyMuaj më parë

    Not from US, but would the Washington Mountains stick?

  • 60zeller
    60zellerMuaj më parë

    Plenty of browns in Cleveland Just sayin

  • Jeff Baker

    Jeff Baker

    Muaj më parë

    Your eyes are brown.

  • Nicole Marie
    Nicole MarieMuaj më parë

    Diet guy: take control of the food shopping. She will go out and get food and might get worse, but little small changes over time work the best. Once you restrict and starve, it’s easier to relapse. Work guy- respect is earned over time. And for the international writer- we know.

  • Philip Wright
    Philip WrightMuaj më parë

    I listen to old ALthes of Bill, Patrice, Jim Norton, Bob Kelly whenever this pussified world gets me down.

  • Sean L
    Sean LMuaj më parë

    The ads are unbelievable

  • kriminal012
    kriminal012Muaj më parë

    “I wasn’t a stormtrooper wise-ass!”

  • robdmusic915
    robdmusic915Muaj më parë

    Ooooohhhh geeeeeezus with the ads bill!

  • Pstone
    PstoneMuaj më parë

    35:50 end of ad reads

  • 17millionfuckoffs
    17millionfuckoffsMuaj më parë

    i needed this...

  • G Money
    G MoneyMuaj më parë

    Trump 2020, because I liked the 90s.

  • Wu Lu
    Wu LuMuaj më parë

    *"It's... OL' ZIIIIPPPP........... REEWAHAGAGAGGAGA!"*

  • OmegaDreadz Gaming Channel
    OmegaDreadz Gaming ChannelMuaj më parë


  • Shaun Dykal
    Shaun DykalMuaj më parë

    Go CHIEFS!

  • Alek Zorn
    Alek ZornMuaj më parë

    Love your work....SNL was 🔥 🔥 fire😍😍😍

  • John smith
    John smithMuaj më parë

    Why are there so many ads on the new videos. Is this by accident?

  • BalliSkate
    BalliSkateMuaj më parë

    Why is there so many ads on this?? Very anoying

  • Tim Porche
    Tim PorcheMuaj më parë

    Bills the illest 🤜🏽💥

  • Ross Canfield
    Ross CanfieldMuaj më parë

    Think I speak for all of us when I say, please never read the ads more professionally

  • Jason Dorweiler
    Jason DorweilerMuaj më parë


  • Jason Dorweiler
    Jason DorweilerMuaj më parë

    Do we think vikings are good

  • Jason Dorweiler
    Jason DorweilerMuaj më parë

    Vikings suck

  • Jason Dorweiler
    Jason DorweilerMuaj më parë

    Bill I would like to sit down and talk shit with ya

  • Jason Dorweiler
    Jason DorweilerMuaj më parë

    37 oct 19th

  • bomara66
    bomara66Muaj më parë

    So this is now a strictly boring sports cast? Good to know.

  • Zero Chill
    Zero ChillMuaj më parë

    Cam Newton sucks bro

  • Manny SUAREZ
    Manny SUAREZMuaj më parë

    Hey hey my fins pounded the shithead jets we're not there yet but we're boy we are making progress tough hard nosed d and that fight for every inch of field.flores low-key is going to be the best beli style coach realized he was with the oats pretty much through the whole run.even the tuela situation handled perfectly really ght before fitz start throwing ass before a bye even a couple of snaps against the jets. Shits good goingg well pardon the typos and m in the keys fishing for snapper also yes I'm listening to my boy out in islamorada lmfao

  • hoboroadie
    hoboroadieMuaj më parë

    Billy, don't get defensive if Dude was trashing our CIA. He was as amused as I am by the same tactics being used here to destabilize our own government. The idea of building bridges with folks on the other side of the lines of the map and working to get out from under the murderous tyranny sounds like he's offering a solution. Give it a thought. ✌

  • kam wolf
    kam wolfMuaj më parë

    How do I email Bill Burr to ask a question for the podcast? The link to his website is broken.

  • NADAL Goat
    NADAL GoatMuaj më parë

    watched a few episodes of the CABIN starring bert............when he started crying about his dad, i was done. seems like a nice guy but the ass waxing was a bit of a turn off.

  • Patrick Daugherty
    Patrick DaughertyMuaj më parë

    I love you Bill, but it's not good to judge someone else's happiness. Talking about the fatties.

  • MRM
    MRMMuaj më parë

    You need to place more ads in your content, 30 is not enough.

  • deepbigeyes
    deepbigeyesMuaj më parë

    Just listened to your SNL monologue again and man it's even funnier the second time! You slayed it dude. Can tell you stand on the shoulders of comedic giants. Bravo!

  • KP Kev the Poet
    KP Kev the PoetMuaj më parë

    16:40 "cos you're a great dad" I'm legit gonna cry dude.

  • BadBoySteveA
    BadBoySteveAMuaj më parë

    57:54 "But sometimes in love you have to be selfish" I nearly spit out my water with that throwaway line 😂

  • Dee funk Strong
    Dee funk StrongMuaj më parë

    My guy BIG BILLY!! 💪🏾✊🏾

  • jensen polon
    jensen polonMuaj më parë

    The wahshington 4skins

  • justin mercer
    justin mercerMuaj më parë

    Hey bill, shout out from BC Canada. Would you be able to look at to talk about how bad it’s getting for us on what’s happening to the east coast. I’m a First Nations and what’s happening on the east coast about commercial fishing. I’d love hear your thoughts on that I would appreciate. Anyways love the podcast, love the stand up. “ & Go fuck yourself eh” Thank you

  • Edward
    EdwardMuaj më parë

    @57:00 I can tell the mom is white. Why do they have such low standards lol

  • 1Solace
    1SolaceMuaj më parë

    More ads please

  • highlandritz
    highlandritzMuaj më parë

    Felt bad for the overweight listener and his fat family. They need help.

  • mrnogood
    mrnogoodMuaj më parë

    I was hoping for video. That would be great

  • M Schu
    M SchuMuaj më parë

    How bout them Titan's Billy boyyy?!

  • edward volker
    edward volkerMuaj më parë

    Being nice is good answer people aren't used to it

  • Candice Purtzer
    Candice PurtzerMuaj më parë

    Glad your not paying attention to the news or Social media! That stuff is absolutely poison. Me and my husband own a small business and just braved an attempt to cancel us. As a survivor I can tell you it dose pass, just ignore it. Keep your head down and look forward and focus on your family. Honestly I would much rather be punched in the face than have to suffer an attack on social media but they didn’t give me the choice lol

  • s02 Pzychotik
    s02 PzychotikMuaj më parë


  • Eurodollartrader
    EurodollartraderMuaj më parë

    I was having a pretty shit fuckin pissed off day....until I put on the Bur.

  • Robert
    RobertMuaj më parë

    Beast at QB? Cam Newton? 🤣😂🤣😂

  • Flahg Doe
    Flahg DoeMuaj më parë

    what is wrong with a homemade steak and egg burrito?? thats real natural food bro

  • Breaking Batman
    Breaking BatmanMuaj më parë

    There's nothing weird about marrying your step-sister. You didn't grow up with her as a "sister" and you aren't blood related. Your parents just signed a legal document, in Vegas no less, after you were already together. The biggest porn genre is step-siblings banging and that was one of the side plots in the Brady Bunch movie. There's nothing taboo about this in the way you did it, nobody cares. If anything, you made family get togethers simpler. I'm married to my sister's husband's sister, so the in-laws already know each other and there's no problems. If you break up with this perfect girl, you're a fucking idiot.

  • Michael Fritz

    Michael Fritz

    Muaj më parë

    I think this interesting little family should have a movie night and all watch A lonestar state of mind. One of my favorites and involves the same scenario

  • Flahg Doe
    Flahg DoeMuaj më parë

    As a Cherokee, Redskins is not offensive to me. Blame it on your white woke Karens out there who you spoke of on your SNL monologue.

  • Launchpad McQuack

    Launchpad McQuack

    Muaj më parë

    Like Elizabeth Warren Cherokee, or actual Cherokee?

  • Vivi *

    Vivi *

    Muaj më parë

    @Joseph Smith snowflake

  • Joseph Smith

    Joseph Smith

    Muaj më parë

    Bill’s woker than most Karens

  • tommy z
    tommy zMuaj më parë

    Social media is destroying America.

  • Scxxge
    ScxxgeMuaj më parë

    Half hour podcast with a half hour of ads

  • Libena Starikova
    Libena StarikovaMuaj më parë

    Not that you asked Bill, but just a head's up that Trump will continue in office. I won't say he will win, because suppressing the vote on a massive scale is theft, not victory. What the polls may tell us is that people intend to vote against Trump, but the polls do not tell us that many of those people will have their vote disqualified, denied, obstructed, etc. Without wholesale rigging of the system, Trump would never prevail. Buckle up, it's going to get worse.

  • Megasomacoma
    MegasomacomaMuaj më parë

    art beware

  • Steven Kramer
    Steven KramerMuaj më parë

    Washington Tempests Or if you're a Tool fan: 7empests

    LYCAR GAMERMuaj më parë

    Jeez every 4mins an ad

  • Salty Clemens
    Salty ClemensMuaj më parë

    Ur making me umm Go Buccs. Red

  • Salty Clemens
    Salty ClemensMuaj më parë

    LA sucs

  • Salty Clemens
    Salty ClemensMuaj më parë

    Actor cocka s7ca

  • Salty Clemens
    Salty ClemensMuaj më parë

    Social ist mfu er

  • Trevor Schuster
    Trevor SchusterMuaj më parë

    I just wanna watch LA win the series.

  • Cookieboy70
    Cookieboy70Muaj më parë

    I love you Bill, but we need a timestamp guy for all the non-sport related topics.

  • FlipTop HipHop
    FlipTop HipHopMuaj më parë


  • Esteban Hughell
    Esteban HughellMuaj më parë

    I am skeptical when people who have so much weight talk about gym membership. Just go for long walks and slowly turn up the activity. It's about forming healthy habits not going from 0 to 100. I see it happen all the time where people burn themselves out.

  • OH BOI! Ent.
    OH BOI! Ent.Muaj më parë

    We're in a world of double speak, ol' Billy Buffnutz...

  • Chris Read
    Chris ReadMuaj më parë

    Thx Bill, Dean Delray is awesome ... now on my 5th podcast in a row :) x

  • Kevin Hill
    Kevin HillMuaj më parë

    When bill does his exaggerated boston accent he sounds like johnny Depp in black mass

  • X95 23
    X95 23Muaj më parë

    Our votes don't matter and the greedy pander to the bottom ten percent. And if you've got an opinion on what the news puts out, you're a moron as much as anyone.

  • Donald Spaniol
    Donald SpaniolMuaj më parë

    Typical... No mention of the 5-1 Bears

  • A J
    A JMuaj më parë

    New name for redskins - The Washington Swamp

  • A J
    A JMuaj më parë

    Haha.. Pats fan from Sullivan stadium, Season and here it.. I met Grogan before, and he isn't the most charismatic guy I've ever met but it was cool with him being like a memory from childhood

  • Ken Tremendous
    Ken TremendousMuaj më parë

    "Social media is like having a cunty-neighbor." - Bill Burr, 2020

  • ceoptimist
    ceoptimistMuaj më parë

    "thats what everybody wants." Exactly, Bill. We all want the same thing basically but we have been encouraged to become enemies instead of working together. But people are sick or it and voices such as yours are so important. You are a voice for positive change. War? Why do we let these assholes who are supposedly leaders get us into endless wars. Heres a rule for about you get to lead as long as you don't kill my opinion you have now failed as a leader. We are also always fighting the last war...using outdated ways to solve conflict. No need anymore except for the $$$ it is making those in power (not just here, every other country with idiot leaders.) Why do we keep putting these people in power? I can understand a place like Russia that is super corrupt..but we have no excuse. But change is coming, it has been accelerated by the Virus and although it will take time, it is going to be happening faster than we can anticipate. Heads, prepare to start spinning.

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