Theo Von: The Middle School Teacher Call

Excerpt from London Returns | This Past Thursday #82
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  • Tony Eichberg
    Tony Eichberg20 orë më parë


  • Decoda Hall
    Decoda Hall17 ditë më parë

    This was absolute gold. I typically don't laugh out loud when watching stuff alone but this one had me cackling

  • Andy Cockrum
    Andy Cockrum27 ditë më parë

    "damn girl, you make me wish I can't read and spell that well" lmfao

  • Ethan Conn
    Ethan ConnMuaj më parë

    This shit is so fuckin funny

  • Mike Rothfuss
    Mike RothfussMuaj më parë

    Hot Cocoa - Hilarious!

  • Cippenham Town
    Cippenham TownMuaj më parë

    4 and

  • Voltic
    VolticMuaj më parë

    "Paige thank. you so much. Im gonna play this later in the car, but I wanna hear it again."

  • Conner English
    Conner EnglishMuaj më parë

    Funniest man alive

  • bbookzable
    bbookzableMuaj më parë

    "I caught a bass...he was shiverin'. " - Theo Vonn

  • kyle pilcher
    kyle pilcherMuaj më parë

    Having a dicks like having a pet, a runt ferret with ADD 🤣🔥 the mans pure gold!

  • Jacobs Copperfield
    Jacobs CopperfieldMuaj më parë

    Dam I dont ever know if Theo's telling the truth lol

  • Sia Stone
    Sia StoneMuaj më parë

    Rat King ain't jokin about that cold water, I live on the cowlitz river in WA (south of tacoma) and between winter and summer the water temp difference is a whopping 3 degrees -.-

  • Matt's firewood videos
    Matt's firewood videosMuaj më parë

    Never met a girl name Paige that was ugly just saying

  • Burn It Down
    Burn It DownMuaj më parë

    Put that pearl necklace on that cactus son

  • Sebastian Perez
    Sebastian PerezMuaj më parë


  • Jeff Butler
    Jeff ButlerMuaj më parë

    I literally die listening to this guy! He’s hilarious

  • Avery Dixon
    Avery DixonMuaj më parë

    I’m surprised that I didn’t piss my fucking pants watching this shit because I was real close

  • Victor Rendon
    Victor Rendon2 muaj më parë


  • Rich B.
    Rich B.2 muaj më parë

    Okay was she pre-recorded? Am I tripping?

  • annual allstar
    annual allstar2 muaj më parë


  • Duff Man
    Duff Man2 muaj më parë

    “Oh I gotta hear that again” 😂 💀

  • Jon Fletcher
    Jon Fletcher2 muaj më parë

    “I can’t tell if I’m being a pervert, or if I’m being regular.” Story of my life

  • Frank Ramos
    Frank Ramos3 muaj më parë

    I also had a hot English teacher freshman year that wore a red dress a lot. A few dresses but the red one was the best one

  • Frank Ramos
    Frank Ramos3 muaj më parë

    You cant appreciate the artistic element of a penis eating a piece of corn without watching it multiple times just thought I should say that

  • Alpha Wolf Tactical
    Alpha Wolf Tactical3 muaj më parë

    Random boners...

  • Lee JG Anderson
    Lee JG Anderson3 muaj më parë

    *Both* BUT you got to have respect!!!! Remember your mama okay!!!! 🌞🌝🌞🌝🌞🌝🌞🌝🌞🌝🌞🌝

  • Jesse G
    Jesse G5 muaj më parë

    Theo is the man 😂😂

  • Mattastic Mattattack
    Mattastic Mattattack5 muaj më parë

    Funniest dude

  • Mattastic Mattattack
    Mattastic Mattattack5 muaj më parë

    I just figured out these calls aren't live

  • Isma Hill
    Isma Hill5 muaj më parë

    Bro u are the most hilarious 🤣🤣

  • imn1ppystr
    imn1ppystr5 muaj më parë

    femiNINE lmfao

  • Steven Valenzuela
    Steven Valenzuela5 muaj më parë

    I’m dead

  • Cameron Hurst
    Cameron Hurst5 muaj më parë


  • NoalFarstrider
    NoalFarstrider5 muaj më parë

    "I turn my loins into lions!" Great quote.

  • Chika WorldPeace
    Chika WorldPeace5 muaj më parë

    This is what happens when you don't watch porn. You start getting horny looking at a coke bottle.

  • Susan Thursdays
    Susan Thursdays5 muaj më parë

    Theo: “my dick had an old soul” (Hehehe - Killing!!)

  • Susan Thursdays
    Susan Thursdays5 muaj më parë

    Theo’s the best - he speaks my language , OR I should say, “I understand and very much appreciate his voice”. He’s coming in ‘hot’ today! ;) :)) Love, love , love this!! Lol

  • Austin Hunt
    Austin Hunt6 muaj më parë

    “Small ground game.” Can you be more specific Theo?

  • clo hussle
    clo hussle6 muaj më parë

    Hahahahahah theo a savage

  • Bradley
    Bradley6 muaj më parë

    Not sure how I feel about those plants... Looool

  • Stephen C
    Stephen C6 muaj më parë

    No porn and no jerk makes Theo go horny...

  • Jeremie Helman
    Jeremie Helman6 muaj më parë

    Shut up and let her talk boy

  • herishmerish
    herishmerish6 muaj më parë

    Lol, this chick wanted Theo's big boy so bad. He probably hit it already and be didn't even remember.

  • scott walton
    scott walton6 muaj më parë

    yooo 😂😂 2:52 this point blew my mind honestly, thank you theo.

  • MP3 PAUL
    MP3 PAUL6 muaj më parë

    She definitely doesn't listen to you no mo you stooge

  • Lee JG Anderson
    Lee JG Anderson6 muaj më parë

    😔💸😔💸😔💸😔💸😔 Damn Theo... called her a attractive without even seeing her she didn't even say thank you. He made a compliment on her he got like he got distracted and went on ADD kicks in.... But.. sometimes God damn that anyone says that to me these days I'll make sure I say it nicely backstage officiated awesome especially at my age! Goddamn people don't you have any man as I left out there especially after the X Generation definitely understand stuff that disease Millennium babies don't know not! That Bo yo about in between that's enough 60s up until 1980 that X generation is called and if you want to listen I'm also a mom effects that listens to your thing that also want you to know do you know what low-income families to eat Outlet of cpsa PA child protective services and Alex Jones talking to son it to Nancy Schaefer and regards to the corrupt business of Child Protective Services written by Nancy Schaefer herself! Etsy what happened to her and the book that she was doing name a name that never got names to the book never came out cuz somebody got late and all right! And I know they do this cuz I've had my whole family be a victim of this Lucky You video 2 GPS loves to hunt for kids that are low income if you didn't get bothered by them I wasn't needed with my family throwing up and they could have but it only became known to be out of a job for them an excuse to make themselves look good this is your court appointed lawyers family judges Guardian at litem corrupt counselors and doctors and they all get bonuses and incentives by jamala Shannon destruct in your household and Pickin on the parents or parent! Cherry picking through your kids to see if there's any was taken so they can get the incentives and adopt them out and get bonuses and kickbacks! And a lot of people are still very naively unaware of this to be in their cards and if you are asking for any help from the state or anyting . How they're not going to take celebrities kids obviously... unless it's really really bad and even then I didn't think so! Because being organized and meet to be harassed yes I might not be Einstein but I'm the box and being stupid either and I only reached out for help and dad got a hellish of a nightmare ! I want to go on to all the podcast Theo .. Right now they're looking at 1 and I'll do anything in my power to be able to get it out there and eventually put it on my ALthe video... I got too caught up in other stuff that this here will really show how they can find movies out of making it out of real people's real and she made my story is like I feel like the photo presentation or what's going on is the beginning of a movie and people are still doing stuff that you couldn't even imagine cuz like I said now that in my wildest dreams could I make up this s*** but something told me in the head down my back of my mind I would be placed in a position where I would have to see how strong I am as a character in Django to see what I can do to fix a broken system which is not mine to fix because it's a huge system which needs to be revamped aka CPS!!! 👀💸👀💸👀💸👀💸👀

  • Lee JG Anderson

    Lee JG Anderson

    6 muaj më parë

    🍀🌞🍀🌞🍀🌞🍀🌞🍀Question girls follow the money and then there's a bar so I don't pay one at all at my age be fine and perky and I'm old and yet I say it to my cat driving it gets him all excited to ask more questions it's funny how you guys get to be a certain age and you still don't a cat pictures you should at times but you know you're proving something to me that I've always known no matter how wet you make some money or what you have for looks yourself what you look for in a woman is the most purest or forms but the rest of the bodies yet the guy will look not quite the same way and I'm thinking I was such a fan if you want somebody project what's make sure you have something worth looking at or stroking at! Get it got it good peace out!! Attention at all the holidays to be counted as poor checking if a girl doesn't want you to watch her what she's getting dressed and yellow already together as a couple remember she's afraid you might call on something that isn't her best feature and that's why why she wouldn't let you take a shower or anything else in that regard so you can't blame girls they've been up to use a lot more and also fat shaming which is something critical is a lot of relationship and it's almost like how did people get together in the first place that's what I asked my phone relationship at time with face it when we first meet each other at the only see the best other person and then will we start seeing some true colors which still aren't always bad just not what we really wanted at 4 but you adjust to some degree but if it gets worse then the relationships going to get for us but those little hiccups if you're lucky you get by most of them but if you have huge want happened to you such as a horrific illness or some had a heart attack stroke even at an early age even if they we're not ones to take drugs or I do anything to put them at risk and they still have the heart attacks and strokes at a younger age today which is under about 15 to have one even 50 pounds is the average to me someone who was the 48th and had one April first.. So again you never camping make sure what's going to happen so live your life as much as possible! Do the things that you normally put back on the back burner.... I find all the stuff I have on the back burner I want out front and I want to finish working on them! and now is the best time of all to get those done and the season unless it gets too hot and don't do it at all if you're risking your health!

  • Lee JG Anderson

    Lee JG Anderson

    6 muaj më parë

    I say that to my cab dry but he gets all excited to all because I say I don't wear one cuz I don't

  • Mmmm
    Mmmm6 muaj më parë

    This is the funniest shit ever.

  • Dustin Murphy
    Dustin Murphy6 muaj më parë

    "that wasn't an mmmmm for middle school volleyball"

  • Brandon Turner
    Brandon Turner6 muaj më parë

    4:30 😂😂😂😂

  • TheLeon1032
    TheLeon10326 muaj më parë

    this is yet another notch up in his game, he's so in the zone right now, fucking totally hilarious! my dick has also seen an old printing press in the background!!

  • Steve Finnegan
    Steve Finnegan6 muaj më parë

    This whole thing is wild, boy.

  • Wayne Paul
    Wayne Paul6 muaj më parë

    Louis CK 😂😂😂😂😂

  • Ri731
    Ri7316 muaj më parë

    I’d turn into Loui C.K 😂😂

  • Zack Jacobson
    Zack Jacobson6 muaj më parë

    A runt ferret with attention deficit disorder

  • StevenM801
    StevenM8016 muaj më parë

    hahahah daammn that louis CK joke got me ded

  • Karen guzman
    Karen guzman6 muaj më parë

    I never had a hot teacher 😕 I wish I did tho

  • Eratik_oz_solo
    Eratik_oz_solo6 muaj më parë

    This was a bit weird son

  • Preston Wagner
    Preston Wagner6 muaj më parë

    Ya almost pulled a D’Elia at 2:00 bbooooooiiiiiiiiiii

  • Eri Valth
    Eri Valth6 muaj më parë

    "Here's how sexy she was, I remember she wore red...that's all I remember... She may have NEVER worn red."

  • Sara
    Sara6 muaj më parë

    Theo is like 10/10 attractiveness. This is the most important element here. Everyone should move forward in their assessments with this in mind.

  • Sara


    3 muaj më parë

    @Will Sorry I can't remember what this video is about. I feel like sometimes he tells stories from the perspective of like he's a "normal guy." But he's attractive and they have a different experience in life than other people.

  • Will


    3 muaj më parë

    What do you mean?

  • Preston Dupuy
    Preston Dupuy6 muaj më parë

    Theo is so sharp! Funny as hell! One of a kind!!

  • Mighty Mouse
    Mighty Mouse6 muaj më parë

    This is easily the funniest von clip I ever seen lol

  • JH vibes
    JH vibes6 muaj më parë

    Only 50seconds in and im dying bc he's so right about the damn cold water

  • SSBS
    SSBS6 muaj më parë

    This is the best one yet😂😂😂😂

  • thomas crown
    thomas crown6 muaj më parë

    I loved this video so much I just spent 100 bucks on theo's merch.

  • Bryan Lettow
    Bryan Lettow6 muaj më parë

    Theo your style comedy is like no one else’s I love it.

  • Big Brain Alert! Podcast
    Big Brain Alert! Podcast6 muaj më parë

    I wouldn’t mind a call from my hot middle school teacher

  • Wizzle Mane
    Wizzle Mane6 muaj më parë


    SHARK BITE6 muaj më parë

    I'm not gonna watch it more than one time lol fuck! shit made me laugh

  • omgitsmattsutube
    omgitsmattsutube6 muaj më parë

    “ I don’t know if I am being a pervert or if I’m just being regular”

  • K E
    K E6 muaj më parë


  • Jacob Creatura
    Jacob Creatura6 muaj më parë

    She’s a great story teller, very visually descriptive.

  • Tyler Dail
    Tyler Dail6 muaj më parë

    What did you get taught by Jessica Rabbit? Later after this video was posted, theo reconnected to a former educator...male? Female? Find out next time

  • Stay Alive
    Stay Alive6 muaj më parë

    Hi caller

  • Ryan Woolsey
    Ryan Woolsey6 muaj më parë

    I knew that the old video I’ve got of my penis eatin a kernel of corn would eventually come in handy, I’m getting it converted over from laserdisc so I can send it to you Theo... gang gang

  • primadayna
    primadayna6 muaj më parë

    "I'm going to play this, again, later in the car." Theo is a FOOOOL. I love it.

  • Esteban Gonzalez
    Esteban Gonzalez6 muaj më parë

    Are we sure Theo is sober?

  • thomas crown

    thomas crown

    6 muaj më parë

    Dont you dare put that out into the universe. He better be sober. Bet he hopped back on porn after this call tho.

  • Brand Fahrow
    Brand Fahrow6 muaj më parë

    Yo. Theo. Like I said SPI. SOUTH PADRE ISLAND...........u 100...bro

  • Gabe Cervantes
    Gabe Cervantes6 muaj më parë

    #Vegetarian 😅😅😅

  • Bori
    Bori6 muaj më parë

    All u gotta be is a 4 or up to be attracted to Daddy 😂😂

  • Swag100100
    Swag1001006 muaj më parë

    The fish selling out Hot Coco in desperate 🤣🤣🤣

  • Uno Ayson
    Uno Ayson6 muaj më parë

    Caught a bass it was shivering 😂😂😂

  • HotWheels K!NG
    HotWheels K!NG6 muaj më parë

    The wiener loiter joke got me.

  • Katelyn Larese
    Katelyn Larese6 muaj më parë


  • Dirt Opera
    Dirt Opera6 muaj më parë

    Theo fell back off that sex wagon.

  • Swag100100
    Swag1001006 muaj më parë

    I’d put a pearl necklace on a cactus 😂😂🤣🤣

  • Dan C Bearded
    Dan C Bearded6 muaj më parë

    Middle school history teacher here 🧔💪

  • Guy Plays Dreams
    Guy Plays Dreams6 muaj më parë

    I haven't seen a video this retarded and hilarious in a while. Thanks Theo.

  • Michael Allred
    Michael Allred6 muaj më parë

    He’s mad he didn’t here this before his show and not after 😂

  • Nic Doe
    Nic Doe6 muaj më parë

    I turn my loins into lions boyy

  • Nicholas Woods
    Nicholas Woods6 muaj më parë

    He’s funny sometimes but sometimes what he says makes absolutely no sense

  • Devin Roireau
    Devin Roireau6 muaj më parë

    Not really seeing the point of going over a pre recorded conversation and you just being a creep man

  • jeffery correia
    jeffery correia6 muaj më parë

    So cringy 😆

  • MetalizedButt
    MetalizedButt6 muaj më parë

    Bass fuckin shiverin ROFL

  • industrialhemprocks
    industrialhemprocks6 muaj më parë

    Inbred genius

  • Xavier Paquin
    Xavier Paquin6 muaj më parë

    I thought you were gonna shut up 2:21

  • John Kline
    John Kline6 muaj më parë

    Shut up and let her talk! Onward.

  • Katie Daley
    Katie Daley6 muaj më parë

    Mmhmm, Theo. Loins to Lions! High school teacher/soccer coach right here. Come on with it!

  • Nic Doe

    Nic Doe

    6 muaj më parë

    She want that Gang

  • DooD
    DooD6 muaj më parë

    the 25 people that disliked this video at the time of this comment are cucks. or they misread it and thought they clicked "dis I like" instead of dislike

  • J G
    J G6 muaj më parë

    Theo, I demand we get this lovely teacher on a video call. We need to get that visual representation of our fantasy.

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