Funniest joke you’ve ever heard about being late. Andy Woodhull - Full Special
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A lot of people might think these are all jokes, but let me tell you something. There is so much truth in comedy that it is suprising...
This guy is funny, but I really need him to stop laugh-talking.
" mowing it with a bubble maker" - lol
As a young parent with a 2 year old and another one on the way I've just gained some very critical parenting hacks 🤣🤣🤣🤣
One of the most original comedic performances I've ever seen.
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My favorite thing is how he talks as if he's always about to break into laughter himself. :-D
This dude is hilarious!! Tears streaming down I’m a step dad and this has me dying 🤣🤣
This video is proof that you can be hilarious without being vulgar.
Good set. Very funny
I was in stiches at "waiting for nail.... to dry" but I was not prepared enough for "clear"... that hurt the guts maaaaan. I thought I had recovered fully during the pause I made but then he continued with his solution and I think I tore something in my guts... the pain... but laughs... possibly worth it.
First time hearing his comedy and it was well worth the 37 mins. He’s super witty with his delivery !
On a legit note burry the dead snake, others are attracted to dead snakes not buried.
Speaking of him mistaking his step daughter for his wife... a guy i know said he one was folding laundry with his wife and put her panties on his head and said "im an alien blahhhhh"... she replied, "those arent mine they are your daughters"... NOOOOOOOOO lol
You're my new favorite comedian 🤣
This guy is a looser. Laising another guys kids. No balls. Just another female.
This dude is amazing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm in tears laughing so hard
Dude had me dying!!!
This comedian is awesome
My god, this has to be the best comedy I have ever watched. I actually laughed at the jokes instead of just smirking half the time.
“She made me mad and then got me to apologize for getting mad at her...she is really learning how to become a WOMAN...” omg aaamen PREEEEEEEEEACH!!! Only women can pull that retarded nonsense on us and make US the bad guy aye yi yiiiiiiiii Jesus take the wheel pleeease!!!
snake liam neeson's son LOLOL
Reminds me of Mitch Hedberg for some reason
Very refreshing to have someone make you laugh without cursing and nastiness!! 🤗
This guy is hilarious, clever too.
Brilliant 😂😂😂😂
Auto play put me on here.. I'll be damned if he didn't make me laugh before I could change it. Every f--king time that I was gonna change it Over and over..
so funny! Love his demeanor.
This is the first time I have seen or heard of Andy Woodhull. The guy is hilarious.
I love cold pizza!! Man, this guy's good! Just about to post this......
Lol ... the last joke made me realize he's the warm-up act. The real comedian is his wife!
This guy was funny but he missed a perfect set up for a good joke. .. When he asked if anybody else had step kids and a guy said he has one. Then he asked if they plan on having any more and the guy said they have on on the way....Punchline; ... If you and your wife have another step child on the way, you need to have a serious talk with your wife .... 5:04
I'm off to find a man with no arms to assault (with a shovel, no less) . If I get in trouble, I'm blaming Andy.
Am I the only one that didn't find this very funny? Like, I get why people find it funny, but I just don't
Yeah, he made me 9 months late once, i dont wanna hear it. 🤣
Fantastic 👏
I'm 27 and somehow, this dad humor kept me unaware that I have been completely engaged with the screen for a whole 37 mins.
I guess I could enjoy the audio portion of his routine lying horizontal in a comfy bed. Otherwise- tedious- at least clean.
Im The Female In The House,and I Had To Kill The Snake❤️😂😂😂
Stepkids are the easy way out. Dogs don't have Health Insurance.
I always recognize this comic on Pandora or Spotify because he always laughs harder at his own jokes than everyone else. Leave the laughs to us, okay? You laughing does not make it funny.
John Ritter has put on a little weight over the years but is now actually very funny & really hasn't aged one bit!! Good for you John!
I fart in public all the time, but I’m no celebrity so no one cares.
For the longest time I thought this was the guy who played Nevel Papperman from icarly
wow.... rofl and smh ...lol
Cold pizza is amazing for breakfast. A really funny guy regardless!
Dang, if I were smoking 🌲🎄🌳 while watching this, I wouldn’t make it! 😹
This is what happens when you make the decision to watch a random thing.👎👎👎
Clear nail polish looks elegant af
That cold pizza thing was big brain
When he asked if the guy with the stepkids and his wife were going to have more, the guy should have responded with "more stepkids?".
If you wish your wife to finish a shower quickly, just join her in the shower. If she does leave quickly, that's a win. If she stays with you, that's a win! If Steve the neighbor is in there with your wife and he leaves, that's a win. If he stays and your wife leaves, I'll leave the win/lose choice up to you. If Steve and his wife are in there with your wife, this could be the beginning of a new lifestyle. If only Steve and his wife are in there, you are in the wrong house.
awesome
Lmao! I dated a woman who had kids. Her son was about 16-17 and had his own bathroom. I had a habit of playing pranks and scaring his mother,especially when she least expected it and was preoccupied. So one day after work I hear our shower running assuming it was her and a perfect opportunity bc I was home a lil early that day I crept in and luckily a voice came back. " hello"? It was her teenage son who already wasn't my biggest fan bc I was only about 6 years older than him. ( sugar mamam) I seriously doubt screaming rahhh! And whipping the curtain back would have helped that relationship. Lol. Close one and I totally lolef
Trump 2020
Wholesome and adorably funny
Funny because its true
"me being late is our number one source of income right now" is the best response I could have imagined to that.
It seems like you’re in an abusive relationship bro..
The snake one was funny. He wants to practice on worms first. lol 😂
Him and Kevin Hart need to do a movie together! Where they both get accidentally involved in some dangerous funny stuff.
This the the funniest guy and he doesn't even need to be all vulgar and nasty.
Jesus Christ is God. Lord of life.
LOVE your comedy style Mr Woodhull!! To her defense, women often paint their nails before a movie because we know we'll be sitting there for 2 hrs letting them thoroughly dry without risking messing them up. (And, yes, you should always wear face paint to a movie.)
If hot pizza is so good... How does it become cold pizza?
One of the funniest sets I've heard in a long time.
not funny
Cold pizza is so good tho guess im the only one who actually thinks that lol
This is funny sh*t
Truly appreciate it is Andy made me laugh so hard I lost my mom and dad on bury tomorrow, thank you sir
This guy's pretty funny
Omgoodness!! His timing is perfect 👌 😍 I loved it! He is so funny, tysm for the laughs, I really needed it! U are awesome!💯👏👐 lol!💅 peace be with you, and God bless you always 🙏
For those of you that check the comments before watching this guy is well worth it. Good jokes well-crafted and he never stops swinging.
Girlz specialize in delusional princess disney fairy; MEN specialize in reality.
14:20 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wow. I've seen a LOT of these and this guy's clearly one of the funniest! I gave him a thumbs up after 5 minutes when I normally watch the whole thing before rating.
Andy Woodhull, you deserve to headline!!! How do you write this material? You are a comic genius! Your material is longer, better, and more consistently funny that 99% of today's comics!!!
Lol i love how he slightly giggles before his jokes it cracks me up.
I told you no DVDs in this house until you've done your homework. My dishes don't look like my ex-girlfriend. He is good he's funny as hell.
"find a guy with no arms, and hit him in the face with a shovel... you're going to win that fight" this guy is the funniest, period. Thanks
He is so funny!
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This guy is great, how come I've never heard of him?!
When the girls said they prefered cold pizza , I would have went and heated me up a couple of slice's , and sat next to them eating my hot pizza. 🍕🍕🍕
When the girls said they prefered cold pizza , I would have went and heated me up a couple of slice's , and sat next to them eating my hot pizza. 🍕🍕🍕
My husband and I are blown away that this guy doesn’t seem to have a network sitcom in development- his material is absolutely perfect for one. The Big 3 are obviously asleep at the wheel!
His wife might have been rinsing off to suprise him with sex.
Hey get a better agent. The world needs u
LOL, this guy is so relatable. Those rescue organizations are pretty pompous sometimes. We would not even interview with them; of all the nerve to think we would let a stranger case our joint? We can go out and invite a homeless person to live with us and ask him to keep an eye on the place in exchange for food and shelter, and go thru less rigamarole.
"Ready" and "out the door ready" are two very different things. If she says she's ready, you still have an extra 5 mins to watch the game, keys in hand, before you really need to move.
Surprisingly good. Inventive and fresh take.
Actually am dying of laughter at work this is great 🤣🤣🤣
very funny. ^^
My fiancee says Im gonna rinse off and use soap and shave my legs and maybe read and light a candle. its not a shower if i eventually use it as a bath. It was just a "last minute decision"
Omg, dude to your hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣
He kinda looks like an adult Charlie Brown.
i only laughed out loud once but it was very entertaining
i didnt understand the last joke
This dude is really funny! I enjoyed the show.
To be honest, could have been the other girl eating those twix bars, and then dumped the wrapping at her sisters room. First thought i got atleast, maybe that because i have a younger brother. :P