Funniest joke you’ve ever heard about being late. Andy Woodhull - Full Special

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  • Random Guy
    Random Guy2 orë më parë

    A lot of people might think these are all jokes, but let me tell you something. There is so much truth in comedy that it is suprising...

  • I_am_not_a_robot
    I_am_not_a_robot21 orë më parë

    This guy is funny, but I really need him to stop laugh-talking.

  • Gillian Smith
    Gillian SmithDitë më parë

    " mowing it with a bubble maker" - lol

  • Scotty Fuchs
    Scotty Fuchs3 ditë më parë

    As a young parent with a 2 year old and another one on the way I've just gained some very critical parenting hacks 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Choice Green Handyman Service LLC
    Choice Green Handyman Service LLC3 ditë më parë

    One of the most original comedic performances I've ever seen.

  • ethercept
    ethercept3 ditë më parë

    15:44

  • Kirine
    Kirine3 ditë më parë

    My favorite thing is how he talks as if he's always about to break into laughter himself. :-D

  • C Mac
    C Mac3 ditë më parë

    This dude is hilarious!! Tears streaming down I’m a step dad and this has me dying 🤣🤣

  • Levi H
    Levi H3 ditë më parë

    This video is proof that you can be hilarious without being vulgar.

  • Greg B
    Greg B3 ditë më parë

    Good set. Very funny

  • Paxmax
    Paxmax3 ditë më parë

    I was in stiches at "waiting for nail.... to dry" but I was not prepared enough for "clear"... that hurt the guts maaaaan. I thought I had recovered fully during the pause I made but then he continued with his solution and I think I tore something in my guts... the pain... but laughs... possibly worth it.

  • Joel Segovia
    Joel Segovia4 ditë më parë

    First time hearing his comedy and it was well worth the 37 mins. He’s super witty with his delivery !

  • joseph mcpherson
    joseph mcpherson4 ditë më parë

    On a legit note burry the dead snake, others are attracted to dead snakes not buried.

  • MeetSeanCurran
    MeetSeanCurran4 ditë më parë

    Speaking of him mistaking his step daughter for his wife... a guy i know said he one was folding laundry with his wife and put her panties on his head and said "im an alien blahhhhh"... she replied, "those arent mine they are your daughters"... NOOOOOOOOO lol

  • Danielle Hoffman
    Danielle Hoffman5 ditë më parë

    You're my new favorite comedian 🤣

  • mushenji
    mushenji5 ditë më parë

    This guy is a looser. Laising another guys kids. No balls. Just another female.

  • caitlan murrison
    caitlan murrison6 ditë më parë

    This dude is amazing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm in tears laughing so hard

  • Dinismo
    Dinismo6 ditë më parë

    Dude had me dying!!!

  • Paul Gerrish
    Paul Gerrish6 ditë më parë

    This comedian is awesome

  • Lestibournes
    Lestibournes6 ditë më parë

    My god, this has to be the best comedy I have ever watched. I actually laughed at the jokes instead of just smirking half the time.

  • MR PR
    MR PR6 ditë më parë

    “She made me mad and then got me to apologize for getting mad at her...she is really learning how to become a WOMAN...” omg aaamen PREEEEEEEEEACH!!! Only women can pull that retarded nonsense on us and make US the bad guy aye yi yiiiiiiiii Jesus take the wheel pleeease!!!

  • Kelsey S
    Kelsey S6 ditë më parë

    snake liam neeson's son LOLOL

  • Chris P
    Chris P6 ditë më parë

    Reminds me of Mitch Hedberg for some reason

  • Janice Field
    Janice Field6 ditë më parë

    Very refreshing to have someone make you laugh without cursing and nastiness!! 🤗

  • Jones
    Jones7 ditë më parë

    This guy is hilarious, clever too.

  • Chris Mccarthy
    Chris Mccarthy7 ditë më parë

    Brilliant 😂😂😂😂

  • Chuck Waardenburg
    Chuck Waardenburg7 ditë më parë

    Auto play put me on here.. I'll be damned if he didn't make me laugh before I could change it. Every f--king time that I was gonna change it Over and over..

  • Julie Hall
    Julie Hall7 ditë më parë

    so funny! Love his demeanor.

  • GORDO BLAKHART
    GORDO BLAKHART7 ditë më parë

    This is the first time I have seen or heard of Andy Woodhull. The guy is hilarious.

  • Mark Foster
    Mark Foster7 ditë më parë

    I love cold pizza!! Man, this guy's good! Just about to post this......

  • FactsOver Fiction
    FactsOver Fiction7 ditë më parë

    Lol ... the last joke made me realize he's the warm-up act. The real comedian is his wife!

  • sarsippious
    sarsippious8 ditë më parë

    This guy was funny but he missed a perfect set up for a good joke. .. When he asked if anybody else had step kids and a guy said he has one. Then he asked if they plan on having any more and the guy said they have on on the way....Punchline; ... If you and your wife have another step child on the way, you need to have a serious talk with your wife .... 5:04

  • Cory Rad
    Cory Rad8 ditë më parë

    I'm off to find a man with no arms to assault (with a shovel, no less) . If I get in trouble, I'm blaming Andy.

  • Kezia Klassen
    Kezia Klassen8 ditë më parë

    Am I the only one that didn't find this very funny? Like, I get why people find it funny, but I just don't

  • Meredith R
    Meredith R8 ditë më parë

    Yeah, he made me 9 months late once, i dont wanna hear it. 🤣

  • Cat Y
    Cat Y8 ditë më parë

    Fantastic 👏

  • iAmVenezuali3n
    iAmVenezuali3n8 ditë më parë

    I'm 27 and somehow, this dad humor kept me unaware that I have been completely engaged with the screen for a whole 37 mins.

  • sullivan2339
    sullivan23398 ditë më parë

    I guess I could enjoy the audio portion of his routine lying horizontal in a comfy bed. Otherwise- tedious- at least clean.

  • PafMedic
    PafMedic9 ditë më parë

    Im The Female In The House,and I Had To Kill The Snake❤️😂😂😂

  • Terry Brown
    Terry Brown9 ditë më parë

    Stepkids are the easy way out. Dogs don't have Health Insurance.

  • saycibon
    saycibon9 ditë më parë

    I always recognize this comic on Pandora or Spotify because he always laughs harder at his own jokes than everyone else. Leave the laughs to us, okay? You laughing does not make it funny.

  • thelandofmisteroz
    thelandofmisteroz9 ditë më parë

    John Ritter has put on a little weight over the years but is now actually very funny & really hasn't aged one bit!! Good for you John!

  • MaryRose007
    MaryRose0079 ditë më parë

    I fart in public all the time, but I’m no celebrity so no one cares.

  • Astro5
    Astro59 ditë më parë

    For the longest time I thought this was the guy who played Nevel Papperman from icarly

  • Rhonda Michelle
    Rhonda Michelle9 ditë më parë

    wow.... rofl and smh ...lol

  • Jordan Coalandz
    Jordan Coalandz9 ditë më parë

    Cold pizza is amazing for breakfast. A really funny guy regardless!

  • Miss Me
    Miss Me9 ditë më parë

    Dang, if I were smoking 🌲🎄🌳 while watching this, I wouldn’t make it! 😹

  • Natiform Orifice
    Natiform Orifice9 ditë më parë

    This is what happens when you make the decision to watch a random thing.👎👎👎

  • S Zn
    S Zn10 ditë më parë

    Clear nail polish looks elegant af

  • Cocopatches
    Cocopatches10 ditë më parë

    That cold pizza thing was big brain

  • thatisokay
    thatisokay10 ditë më parë

    When he asked if the guy with the stepkids and his wife were going to have more, the guy should have responded with "more stepkids?".

  • Bertram Raven
    Bertram Raven10 ditë më parë

    If you wish your wife to finish a shower quickly, just join her in the shower. If she does leave quickly, that's a win. If she stays with you, that's a win! If Steve the neighbor is in there with your wife and he leaves, that's a win. If he stays and your wife leaves, I'll leave the win/lose choice up to you. If Steve and his wife are in there with your wife, this could be the beginning of a new lifestyle. If only Steve and his wife are in there, you are in the wrong house.

  • john gillespie
    john gillespie10 ditë më parë

    awesome

  • Nicholas Corbett
    Nicholas Corbett10 ditë më parë

    Lmao! I dated a woman who had kids. Her son was about 16-17 and had his own bathroom. I had a habit of playing pranks and scaring his mother,especially when she least expected it and was preoccupied. So one day after work I hear our shower running assuming it was her and a perfect opportunity bc I was home a lil early that day I crept in and luckily a voice came back. " hello"? It was her teenage son who already wasn't my biggest fan bc I was only about 6 years older than him. ( sugar mamam) I seriously doubt screaming rahhh! And whipping the curtain back would have helped that relationship. Lol. Close one and I totally lolef

  • Joe Valverde
    Joe Valverde10 ditë më parë

    Trump 2020

  • Professor Cow
    Professor Cow11 ditë më parë

    Wholesome and adorably funny

  • kellyandthorulf
    kellyandthorulf11 ditë më parë

    Funny because its true

  • Colin Brennan
    Colin Brennan11 ditë më parë

    "me being late is our number one source of income right now" is the best response I could have imagined to that.

  • Jesse Mitchem
    Jesse Mitchem11 ditë më parë

    It seems like you’re in an abusive relationship bro..

  • rj2011g
    rj2011g12 ditë më parë

    The snake one was funny. He wants to practice on worms first. lol 😂

  • rj2011g
    rj2011g12 ditë më parë

    Him and Kevin Hart need to do a movie together! Where they both get accidentally involved in some dangerous funny stuff.

  • rj2011g
    rj2011g12 ditë më parë

    This the the funniest guy and he doesn't even need to be all vulgar and nasty.

  • OGHUVWU BLESSING
    OGHUVWU BLESSING12 ditë më parë

    Jesus Christ is God. Lord of life.

  • Face Painting by Arvis
    Face Painting by Arvis12 ditë më parë

    LOVE your comedy style Mr Woodhull!! To her defense, women often paint their nails before a movie because we know we'll be sitting there for 2 hrs letting them thoroughly dry without risking messing them up. (And, yes, you should always wear face paint to a movie.)

  • Seth Paynter
    Seth Paynter12 ditë më parë

    If hot pizza is so good... How does it become cold pizza?

  • Sharon Bolton
    Sharon Bolton12 ditë më parë

    One of the funniest sets I've heard in a long time.

  • William Melt
    William Melt12 ditë më parë

    not funny

  • Ninjo Jo
    Ninjo Jo13 ditë më parë

    Cold pizza is so good tho guess im the only one who actually thinks that lol

  • Kelly Newman
    Kelly Newman13 ditë më parë

    This is funny sh*t

  • Rick Bruce
    Rick Bruce13 ditë më parë

    Truly appreciate it is Andy made me laugh so hard I lost my mom and dad on bury tomorrow, thank you sir

  • Guy Michaely
    Guy Michaely13 ditë më parë

    This guy's pretty funny

  • Butterfly Alicia
    Butterfly Alicia13 ditë më parë

    Omgoodness!! His timing is perfect 👌 😍 I loved it! He is so funny, tysm for the laughs, I really needed it! U are awesome!💯👏👐 lol!💅 peace be with you, and God bless you always 🙏

  • Chris Midyette
    Chris Midyette14 ditë më parë

    For those of you that check the comments before watching this guy is well worth it. Good jokes well-crafted and he never stops swinging.

  • Homeschool Time
    Homeschool Time14 ditë më parë

    Girlz specialize in delusional princess disney fairy; MEN specialize in reality.

  • theoretex
    theoretex14 ditë më parë

    14:20 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Vickie Lawson
    Vickie Lawson14 ditë më parë

    Wow. I've seen a LOT of these and this guy's clearly one of the funniest! I gave him a thumbs up after 5 minutes when I normally watch the whole thing before rating.

  • Peter Alvin
    Peter Alvin14 ditë më parë

    Andy Woodhull, you deserve to headline!!! How do you write this material? You are a comic genius! Your material is longer, better, and more consistently funny that 99% of today's comics!!!

  • Jas Barraza
    Jas Barraza14 ditë më parë

    Lol i love how he slightly giggles before his jokes it cracks me up.

  • Ray Aguirre
    Ray Aguirre14 ditë më parë

    I told you no DVDs in this house until you've done your homework. My dishes don't look like my ex-girlfriend. He is good he's funny as hell.

  • marty mcmannis
    marty mcmannis14 ditë më parë

    "find a guy with no arms, and hit him in the face with a shovel... you're going to win that fight" this guy is the funniest, period. Thanks

  • Marie
    Marie14 ditë më parë

    He is so funny!

  • Alex RastaFariArmy
    Alex RastaFariArmy14 ditë më parë

    P

  • jcmick84
    jcmick8414 ditë më parë

    This guy is great, how come I've never heard of him?!

  • rina is bored
    rina is bored14 ditë më parë

    When the girls said they prefered cold pizza , I would have went and heated me up a couple of slice's , and sat next to them eating my hot pizza. 🍕🍕🍕

  • rina is bored
    rina is bored14 ditë më parë

    When the girls said they prefered cold pizza , I would have went and heated me up a couple of slice's , and sat next to them eating my hot pizza. 🍕🍕🍕

  • Katie McCready
    Katie McCready14 ditë më parë

    My husband and I are blown away that this guy doesn’t seem to have a network sitcom in development- his material is absolutely perfect for one. The Big 3 are obviously asleep at the wheel!

  • Ryan Sullivan
    Ryan Sullivan14 ditë më parë

    His wife might have been rinsing off to suprise him with sex.

  • HOBERRY DAN
    HOBERRY DAN14 ditë më parë

    Hey get a better agent. The world needs u

  • c m
    c m15 ditë më parë

    LOL, this guy is so relatable. Those rescue organizations are pretty pompous sometimes. We would not even interview with them; of all the nerve to think we would let a stranger case our joint? We can go out and invite a homeless person to live with us and ask him to keep an eye on the place in exchange for food and shelter, and go thru less rigamarole.

  • Michael Everson
    Michael Everson15 ditë më parë

    "Ready" and "out the door ready" are two very different things. If she says she's ready, you still have an extra 5 mins to watch the game, keys in hand, before you really need to move.

  • Ignatius J. Reilly
    Ignatius J. Reilly15 ditë më parë

    Surprisingly good. Inventive and fresh take.

  • Kama Lawler
    Kama Lawler15 ditë më parë

    Actually am dying of laughter at work this is great 🤣🤣🤣

  • retropwned
    retropwned15 ditë më parë

    very funny. ^^

  • Conrad Comedy
    Conrad Comedy15 ditë më parë

    My fiancee says Im gonna rinse off and use soap and shave my legs and maybe read and light a candle. its not a shower if i eventually use it as a bath. It was just a "last minute decision"

  • Brion Flynn
    Brion Flynn15 ditë më parë

    Omg, dude to your hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣

  • José Joaquín Benítez
    José Joaquín Benítez15 ditë më parë

    He kinda looks like an adult Charlie Brown.

  • joyce
    joyce15 ditë më parë

    i only laughed out loud once but it was very entertaining

  • joyce
    joyce15 ditë më parë

    i didnt understand the last joke

  • sharshabiel
    sharshabiel15 ditë më parë

    This dude is really funny! I enjoyed the show.

  • UltraSuperDuperFreak
    UltraSuperDuperFreak15 ditë më parë

    To be honest, could have been the other girl eating those twix bars, and then dumped the wrapping at her sisters room. First thought i got atleast, maybe that because i have a younger brother. :P

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