Theo Von Gets Rejected

Excerpt from Fence Rabbits | This Past Weekend w: Theo Von #300
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  • Jesse Rico
    Jesse Rico11 orë më parë

    Nice Disney tiki room jersey lmfao

  • Joaco Duhart
    Joaco Duhart15 orë më parë

    What is your name again is the punch line...i just exploded

  • bochafish
    bochafish17 orë më parë

    It’s a numbers game, can’t be afraid of rejection. Just move to the next one.

  • Motivating Kiki
    Motivating KikiDitë më parë

    Omg this didn’t need to be that funny I laughed so hard

  • Sean T
    Sean TDitë më parë

    Lol...Struggle is real being single these days

  • mo analyssa
    mo analyssaDitë më parë

    Hey Theo 💖

  • zhubacca
    zhubaccaDitë më parë

    'word-yarmulke' 😂

  • Abbi Miller
    Abbi MillerDitë më parë

    Imagine rejecting the Rat King. Clara, you screwed up sister. I need to get a job in a crepe shop immediately.

  • Adin Kruger
    Adin KrugerDitë më parë

    What a king taking his shot 👑

  • JP Mulligan
    JP MulliganDitë më parë

    Dude this guy is too funny

  • p g
    p gDitë më parë

    My man slangin so much dick he found one rejection is story worthy

  • Kyler Janovec
    Kyler Janovec3 ditë më parë

    That chick missed out on a good guy.

  • LilyOfTheTower
    LilyOfTheTower3 ditë më parë

    Theo, here's your plan b; wear a Bluetooth headset or an ear bud and the next time that happens and a woman replies with "I have a boyfriend", point up to your headset and say, "sorry im on the phone I'll be with you in a moment" so you can act as though you're talking to a girl on the phone and not her.

  • Animal Mother
    Animal Mother3 ditë më parë

    Theo u gotta move now

  • Pineapple Waffle
    Pineapple Waffle3 ditë më parë

    You’re still hung up on that Christina P “p” if you know what I’m saying

  • Jay Strock
    Jay Strock3 ditë më parë

    you were not acting normal

  • Eddie S
    Eddie S3 ditë më parë

    Never hit on someone while they’re at their job. It’s really in bad taste.

  • Pineapple Waffle

    Pineapple Waffle

    3 ditë më parë

    Theo is bad taste

  • Jonny V
    Jonny V3 ditë më parë

    Thanks for being real about this

  • Mohamed Ali
    Mohamed Ali3 ditë më parë

    Advice for guys. Never ever feel bad about rejection. There are literally countless reasons a girl might not be interested. They could be in a relationship, just getting out of one, asexual, busy with work, going through something, you could be not their type, remind them of an ex, or they could be shallow/full of themselves. Also, be very considerate asking a girl out at work, it could make them really uncomfortable. So only do so if you really feel a connection and ask in a no big deal way, so it doesn’t ruin their work day if they have to say no. If they say no be cool and friendly about it and move on. Finally, think about how shallow and silly most of your guy friends are, women are not angels they are imperfect people just like you so don’t put them on a false pedestal. If you recognize this you won’t be nervous, rejection won’t be so serious, and you will have real friendships and relationships with women.

  • corby baker
    corby baker4 ditë më parë

    Stop tryna pull game on Bobby Lee's girl and perhaps I'd not be happy about ya gettin the cold shoulder.

  • Vote Joe or You ain't black
    Vote Joe or You ain't black4 ditë më parë

    People assume Theo is calm, cool, and collected around females he may be interested in, it's cool to know he's just as nervous as the rest of us fellas.

  • Nicholas duck
    Nicholas duck5 ditë më parë

    Never ask if a woman has a boyfriend.

  • Dom Lang
    Dom Lang8 ditë më parë

    Every bite tasted like this woman didn’t like me xD story of my life

  • Steven Z
    Steven Z9 ditë më parë

    Theo didn't get rejected. Theo was a beta would be a more fitting title.

  • Steven Z
    Steven Z9 ditë më parë

    Girls say yes whether they do or not. Its to see if you're going to be a weak male and tuck your tail and run. Or if you're going to be an alpha and still pursue.

  • Ørganic
    Ørganic9 ditë më parë

    Brah I fucking lost it 😂😂😂😂

  • Al Cunningham
    Al Cunningham10 ditë më parë

    Why do I feel like Theo getting on Billy Bob Thorton would be to him like interviewing Jesus #WWBBTD

  • chris wilmott
    chris wilmott10 ditë më parë

    Dang Theo you need to just give up and marry your sister keep the double wide all in the family gang gang gang gang

  • speaker36000
    speaker3600010 ditë më parë

    This is why you should start drinking again

  • DaniGirl
    DaniGirl10 ditë më parë

    You never ask at the beginning of a meal, especially a crepe meal! Always at the end!

  • shucksful
    shucksful11 ditë më parë

    Fat fella

  • addisondw36
    addisondw3611 ditë më parë

    Thank you for sharing this :'D

  • Kaleb J
    Kaleb J12 ditë më parë

    Bro you’re a famous comedian, you could get any of these mamas out there bruh

  • TheSwordfish009
    TheSwordfish00915 ditë më parë

    1. You don't ask if they have a boyfriend. 2. If you did ask or she just says it, you ask her out or continue the conversation as if you didn't hear what she said or forgot. Most women say they have a bf as a reflex since they're constantly asked out. That allows them to reconsider and accept your invitation. 3. Speak with an authoritative voice. And don't ask them to go out with you. INVITE THEM to go out. Don't say "do you want to watch MMA with me?". Instead say, "You gotta watch MMA with me. Let's meet at 8pm". It's more exciting for the girl. Good luck.

  • michaelgorby
    michaelgorby15 ditë më parë

    "That word-yarmulke" 😅🤣😂

  • Battlejurist
    Battlejurist16 ditë më parë


  • lil leftonread
    lil leftonread17 ditë më parë

    Lmao I felt it

  • Jordan Douglas
    Jordan Douglas17 ditë më parë

    Front muffler 🥴😂

  • Joseph Rodriguez
    Joseph Rodriguez18 ditë më parë

    “I don’t know what a crepe is, but I don’t care.”

  • Zeig Bert
    Zeig Bert19 ditë më parë

    I love how Theo puts stuff, he has a gift.

  • jbharley4
    jbharley419 ditë më parë

    "Do you have a boyfriend? Yes? Well you're still single according to the IRS, and that's good enough for me. Wanna go out sometime?" Roll with them punches, player!

  • God Zilla
    God Zilla19 ditë më parë

    Might have been the sweater, bro

  • Sa San
    Sa San19 ditë më parë

    Haha! Awww I love you Theo man. You crack me up. The way you describe stuff is on point. Love it

  • Nick Bose
    Nick Bose19 ditë më parë


  • DemJem
    DemJem21 ditë më parë

    fellas, this man is nearly 40 and still asking dO yOu GoTtA bOyFriiiEEEEEnnnD. be at ease the next time you approach a desert 9

  • Rick Sanchez Jr.
    Rick Sanchez Jr.21 ditë më parë

    Damn, Theo is kind of a loser lowkey, no wonder he was always jealous of Chris D'elia. Oh well

  • YetiShaman
    YetiShaman21 ditë më parë

    Man, I was just learning how to makes crepes but now I'm feeling a little discouraged : /

  • ninako


    20 ditë më parë

    Crepes are great. Don’t give up on your dreams.

  • crypt0bank
    crypt0bank22 ditë më parë

    Seriously why do people watch this shit? Humans are far from being an intelligent species!

  • LElongboarder904
    LElongboarder90422 ditë më parë

    I remember one time i'd been seeing this girl at the gym for a bit and we'd make eye contact and smile at each other. I finally got the balls to talk to her and ask her for her number... she said she had a boyfriend so I pull the ol' " oh ok, so when are you guys breaking up?" she said we just started. I didn't know what else to say at that point so I just walked away lmao

  • G C S
    G C S22 ditë më parë

    I can relate man! I work next to a latina and she rejected me without having to say anything. I just gave her my # and she never text me. I saw her step out the same time I was walking back in to work and she didn't seem to want to talk to me as she rushed to the door. I think it's because I'm in my late 30's and she's probably 22-25. It's weird because when I first saw her months ago after she started this job, I wasn't really that interested or attracted to her. She just had big breasts that catch my attention, but there was the pooch under her belly and I couldn't get over that. Anyways, I learned to overlook that I asked her out months later and I was soo nervous, she could probably see my hands shake as I was writing down my # I should've been more aggressive and took her # down so I could've found out why she isn't interested.

  • seth clement
    seth clement22 ditë më parë

    Been there. I asked a girl out at Mcdonald’s one night. She said no, i just said ok haha. i went back to my friends and just said shooters shoot 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • James Cook
    James Cook23 ditë më parë

    Ah bud. Lmao

  • Shady Booty
    Shady Booty23 ditë më parë


  • Real Talk With The King
    Real Talk With The King24 ditë më parë

    "Japanese Package." Lmfao

  • Redresseny
    Redresseny24 ditë më parë

    I feel this story man. You're not alone Theo. Thanks for sharing.

  • Graham Smith
    Graham Smith24 ditë më parë

    Front muffler lol

  • raincats
    raincats25 ditë më parë

    This proves you’re a national hero theo

  • PJ T
    PJ T25 ditë më parë

    We called those Mall Stalkers when I worked retail at the mall. 😉😂

  • Daniel Always Wins
    Daniel Always Wins26 ditë më parë

    If you guys are only getting rejected by like one girl in a blue moon there's something wrong you should be getting rejected by multiple per week if you really want results with the opposite sex

  • nikolayus larssonian
    nikolayus larssonian27 ditë më parë

    embrace the cringe

  • justin linn
    justin linn28 ditë më parë

    @7:00 "but I did it!"

  • H. P.
    H. P.29 ditë më parë

    that sweater is sick. Anyone know where its from?

  • Sergio Chacon
    Sergio Chacon29 ditë më parë

    Someone please tell me what kind of sweater this is

  • Austin Poling
    Austin Poling29 ditë më parë

    Theo is the most relatable human on the planet.

  • Bill Billson
    Bill Billson29 ditë më parë

    lol thanks for sharin bud!

  • Høhëpa
    Høhëpa29 ditë më parë

    I wonder what riley mau thought of this

  • Dassix 1
    Dassix 129 ditë më parë


  • Damian Osiris 3
    Damian Osiris 329 ditë më parë

    Girl at the crepe store just missed out on a way to quit her job

  • Bacon98ator
    Bacon98ator29 ditë më parë

    F’s in the chat boys

  • Andrew Leifer
    Andrew LeiferMuaj më parë

    Such a relatable story lol. It's like you were both confident and incredibly not confident at the same time. When the shit hits the fan Theo, just be honest. Tell her you didn't have a backup plan for that answer and laugh about it. Sometimes these situations just solve themselves. Keep at it my friend. Huge fan.

  • that guy down the street
    that guy down the streetMuaj më parë

    I used to think I was awkward and that gave me anxiety... until I realized that I'm extremely unawkward, I might be weird but not awkward, and just the people around me acting awkward, or u comfortable around my weirdness make me feel awkward.

  • Lion 420
    Lion 420Muaj më parë

    mexican accent for every ethnicity. lol.

  • Champions of Odin
    Champions of OdinMuaj më parë

    Haha hilarious

  • Nonsense
    NonsenseMuaj më parë

    Theo be watching Japanese game shows hosted by Mexicans!

  • M.J. xMaLoNeYx
    M.J. xMaLoNeYxMuaj më parë

    Bro you’re just like every other one of us! Chin up n I suggest going back after this clip stews on the ALthe for a while

  • Damien Wade
    Damien WadeMuaj më parë

    This is so funny cos you can tell your being 100% honest. What a crease

  • Tori Jane
    Tori JaneMuaj më parë

    Theo, you outta hop on missed connections on Craigslist

  • Michael Saxonson
    Michael SaxonsonMuaj më parë

    Theo "Hung Rabbit" Von

  • Allen McDonald
    Allen McDonaldMuaj më parë

    Girl. "I have a boyfriend" Me. And I have a hole in my sock Girl...? Me. Oh I thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter?

  • ThisIsAnAnnoyingProc
    ThisIsAnAnnoyingProcMuaj më parë

    I think a lot of girls like you because you’re goofy like that

  • Bianco Nero
    Bianco NeroMuaj më parë

    Watch this for sleep aid

  • James James
    James JamesMuaj më parë

    Factssssss smh 😂😂😂

  • Matt Duncan
    Matt DuncanMuaj më parë

    funniest kent!

  • Matt Triano
    Matt TrianoMuaj më parë

    Dessert 9 is fucking great

  • sam
    samMuaj më parë

    Listen to some Patrice Oneil my guy you need some help in this area hahaha You're successful, funny, probably better than most people out there with working on who you are, what are you nervous about? You're a gangster take a page from Diaz and Paatrice and you'll be fine

  • sam
    samMuaj më parë

    asking a girl if she is into UFC... thats the first problem here my guy hahahaha

  • Joshua Benouis
    Joshua BenouisMuaj më parë

    I can’t breathe at “that muffler”

  • Young Plinco
    Young PlincoMuaj më parë

    fuck i love this man

  • Stephen Hurst
    Stephen HurstMuaj më parë

    This was so interesting to hear, I really appreciate stories like this, thanks man. Keep your head up and move on to the next person!

  • Stephen Hurst
    Stephen HurstMuaj më parë

    Hey man....why shouldn't you get rejected? EVERYBODY get's rejected, more often than not guys get rejected. All you can do is try again!

  • Tiarna Breen
    Tiarna BreenMuaj më parë

    I won’t reject u, can’t say no to a mullet xx

  • Maksim Blagojevic
    Maksim BlagojevicMuaj më parë

    Nice green

  • L Villan
    L VillanMuaj më parë

    Everything this man says is Gold!🤣

  • Yomi
    YomiMuaj më parë

    theo is not funny in that room 😂

  • S J
    S JMuaj më parë

    Imagine getting rejected like that. Sitting down, taking your mask off. Showing your face. And eating a meal

  • Speak
    SpeakMuaj më parë

    I'm just going to assume Theo was wearing this sweater, and that's why he got rejected.

  • Liam Chlada
    Liam ChladaMuaj më parë


  • Kyle Swanson
    Kyle SwansonMuaj më parë

    That was freakin hilarious dude

  • Chris Addison
    Chris AddisonMuaj më parë

    It didn’t make any sense man 🤣

  • Chris Addison
    Chris AddisonMuaj më parë

    I’m fuuuckwd up and dude makes a lot a sense

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