Theo Von Gets Rejected
Excerpt from Fence Rabbits | This Past Weekend w: Theo Von #300
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  • Theo Von
    Theo Von5 muaj më parë

  • Timberwolf Mountaineer

    Timberwolf Mountaineer

    Muaj më parë

    At least you made a move and now you have all the rights to tell this story and make it funny. Most don't even have the balls to talk to a woman. So, big ups and thank you for existing!

  • DefToCommiesMMA


    4 muaj më parë

    brah that shirt is fire

  • chris bribiescas

    chris bribiescas

    5 muaj më parë

    Steven Glansberg Lonely meal 😆

  • J
    J9 orë më parë

    💪🤫💋🧠🙏👄😇👹👺🥲Corpulent is the word you’re looking for for fat…

  • A Pierce
    A PierceDitë më parë

    I’m digging that jumper

  • Jody Rossi
    Jody Rossi3 ditë më parë

    Names are important to remember. Focus on her not your fear of rejection. Project a victory when you ask someone out. Listen as much as pissible and ask simple questions like how are you and what do you do for a living. What hobbies do you like?

  • Richard Kellberg
    Richard Kellberg4 ditë më parë

    i got rejected last year and I got the 'i have a boyfriend'. it was a gut punch to my ego, that feeling lurked around a little for a couple weeks, i feel like i was giving some less than confident fake smiles for a couple weeks til i forgot about it

  • Daniel Barton
    Daniel Barton4 ditë më parë

    A fucking "desert 9" lmfao

  • Genny Little
    Genny Little11 ditë më parë

    This gave me a good cackle. Better luck next time Theo!!!

  • Fuck Youtube
    Fuck Youtube12 ditë më parë

    I've never been rejected what a loser

  • eugena garren
    eugena garren15 ditë më parë

    Bless your heart!

  • __aebt__ _
    __aebt__ _24 ditë më parë

    It’s got to be so hard to pick up girls. We are always on the defense. But waitresses get it a lot I’d assume so maybe they’d be more on the defense😂

  • 9525joe
    9525joeMuaj më parë

    Thank you for sharing this man, it really helps to see that other people go through something like this as well. It can be a little rough out there

  • Josh Sherman
    Josh ShermanMuaj më parë

    why are you starting to look like Steven Seagal??

  • Ben Drew
    Ben DrewMuaj më parë

    Soooo funny

  • Sparky Shark
    Sparky SharkMuaj më parë

    At least we're not the only ones

  • the paper ninja
    the paper ninjaMuaj më parë

    The Great White Buffalo. 💯😑

  • Graceful Flower
    Graceful FlowerMuaj më parë

    I frickin' love your ass!!! Can ALWAYS count on you making me laugh 😂😂😂...

  • Ry D
    Ry DMuaj më parë

    Theos brain 🧠 Masks: like the intro to shrek Hijab: that word yamaka

  • s anning
    s anningMuaj më parë

    Front muffler, that’s a new one hahahahshahahaha

  • Joshua Keena
    Joshua KeenaMuaj më parë

    Never ever ask if they have a boyfriend bro

  • Lori r
    Lori r2 muaj më parë

    You are too cute. You'll find someone special

  • Harley Mcdonald
    Harley Mcdonald2 muaj më parë

    Crepes are really good. If she can make good crepes, it would be worth taking a shot at her even if she's got a little beast in her.

  • Jay Source
    Jay Source2 muaj më parë

    Dude I laughed so hard because I've experienced this multiple times in my life

  • Kelly Welch
    Kelly Welch2 muaj më parë

    Ha.... that was fun, I love Theo, I missed him at Beau Rivage here n town.

  • trapezoid spangle
    trapezoid spangle2 muaj më parë

    Her loss.

  • tyler bonser
    tyler bonser2 muaj më parë

    Nothing like when you can relate to a story. I quit going to a grocery store because of a similar situation.

  • No Lives Matter
    No Lives Matter2 muaj më parë

    Sounds like he over thought it. If you ask a girl if she has a bf and she says yes just say he's a lucky guy, smile and walk away. If she says no, ask her out Easy.

  • Mark S C
    Mark S C2 muaj më parë

    .. could've been worse...I had a crape moment myself ... except it worked I'm divorced and 401k less ...😰

  • The MEME Dealer
    The MEME Dealer2 muaj më parë

    I usually ask the girl if she has a bf to bring along to a game or an event making her think like oh he Isnt asking me out just inviting me to an event, and I'll bring somebody to be my plus 1 If she does have a bf, I'll bring a hotter Chick and I'll just watch her reaction This may just be my twisted humor for the love of fucking with people idk but fellas try this shit, if not thats cool 2 just passing on knowledge💯💯✌✌😂😂😏😏👀👀

  • Sam Man
    Sam Man2 muaj më parë

    The rabbit foot in wire had me in tears

  • Sizzle Sticks72
    Sizzle Sticks722 muaj më parë

    I'm Sure by now you have a great girl your with. This reminded me of my entre 20's. Literally cried laughing. It always kills me how you think of the best stuff you could have said the next day/few weeks. You Da Man!

  • uno onu
    uno onu2 muaj më parë

    I embrace rejection . It actually emboldens my character . Accept that you will lose sometimes . Cherish the wins and be confident win or lose . Confidence is the magic ingredient .

  • Joshua Windsor
    Joshua Windsor2 muaj më parë

    Theo's honesty is incredible. What a dude :)

  • Teresa Sawyer
    Teresa Sawyer2 muaj më parë

    How the hell could any woman reject you Theo you are SOOOOO FINE😜🤪😘

  • Mr. Ross
    Mr. Ross2 muaj më parë

    U might strike out 9 times outta 10...but that one

  • Ennio Alessandro
    Ennio Alessandro2 muaj më parë

    theo's japanese accent sounds more like a mexican accent

  • CronicxGnarsesh
    CronicxGnarsesh2 muaj më parë

    Yooo I feel bad but this was the funniest shit only because I’ve had somewhat similar awkward experiences...

  • Michelle Stevenson
    Michelle Stevenson2 muaj më parë

    Go in and try again anyways

  • tigger tiger
    tigger tiger3 muaj më parë

    Being so nervous you can’t hear happens to me all the time :/

  • alittle chickun
    alittle chickun3 muaj më parë

    you didn't get shot down, you crashed

  • Jeremiah Dye
    Jeremiah Dye3 muaj më parë

    Word yarmulke!!

  • The Real
    The Real3 muaj më parë

    C-19 has rejected Theos funny. Just sayin.

  • Fidel Trujillo
    Fidel Trujillo3 muaj më parë

    The Crepe of shame and rejection.. we've all been there .

  • ginger1r1
    ginger1r13 muaj më parë

    oh, you didn't get rejected, you got prospected bruh. Take another swing, I bet she laughs.

  • DaveKraft400
    DaveKraft4003 muaj më parë

    Bruh I got an ad at 5:59 and the silence made me think the video had ended like that 😂😂

  • Skylar Ruston
    Skylar Ruston3 muaj më parë

    Lmfao, When in there, sat directly in front of her, got rejected, and point blank ate a crape in front of this women !

  • JtuanK k
    JtuanK k3 muaj më parë

    claira i believe was her name 🤣😂😂

  • Luuuger
    Luuuger3 muaj më parë

    We're proud of u

  • duane jessup
    duane jessup4 muaj më parë

    When i was in my twenties and didn't give a f*** stage when I would go up to a female and ask her you know what's up or do you have a boyfriend and if she ever said yes I do have a boyfriend and if I really thought she was attractive so it's soda push the issue my next question would be well do you plan on marrying him and if they would say no more you know I don't know yet then I would say within look why don't you just take my number and save it put it away somewhere and that way when the time comes that y'all more than likely will break up you have my number and give me a call and you will always remember who I am cuz who else is going to ask you something serious question and sometimes it works and sometimes it didn't

  • bluecrush_5
    bluecrush_54 muaj më parë

    Girls hate being asked out when they’re at work that’s all I’ll say. But you are hilarious and just an all around awesome guy so any chick would be lucky to have ya. Much love. Gang gang.

  • Philip Malaby
    Philip Malaby4 muaj më parë

    Theo is so quick witted it’s hard to imagine him being nervous talking to a chick.

    21PROJECT4 muaj më parë

    Llllllmmmmmaaaaaoooooo goodshit

  • Citrine Vibes
    Citrine Vibes4 muaj më parë

    You really sold me at the end tho, like you know what you’re doing... which is nice

  • Guss Chiggins
    Guss Chiggins4 muaj më parë

    Fuck man , I cringed really hard

  • earl grey
    earl grey4 muaj më parë

    Point blank ate a crepe in front of this woman love you Theo

  • What Crime Is It?
    What Crime Is It?4 muaj më parë

    You're adorable. That was hilarious.

  • Brandon Garza
    Brandon Garza4 muaj më parë

    Theo don’t chance the women let them chance you , there’s one out there for ya😎👍🏼 much love you homeboy from Texas love you podcasts ‼️

  • Erik Bettencourt
    Erik Bettencourt4 muaj më parë

    Never ask a girl if she has a boyfriend. Its kinda like presenting an easy option for rejection, even if she doesn't, she might just say she does. If she has one she will tell you Or she might not, if she's unhappy, or just don't give a fuck Either way can be a win lol

  • Y.A.Ternxe 2002
    Y.A.Ternxe 20024 muaj më parë

    That was great

  • Mathew Gaytan
    Mathew Gaytan4 muaj më parë

    Ughh 😟

  • Rickie Peete
    Rickie Peete4 muaj më parë

    You're hilarious .... the most laughing I've done this week.

  • Jamie S
    Jamie S4 muaj më parë

    Try this out bud. My husband is my husband because he was the only man who gave me his number instead of asking for mine. I feel like it would eliminate all them anxieties that are put on men to ask someone out (God bless you all) and makes us women step up and make an effort.

  • David Attanasio
    David Attanasio4 muaj më parë

    “Front muffler”. Lmao Jesus

  • Marf mellow
    Marf mellow4 muaj më parë

    Damn Theo, you are a great catch. I would gladly watch a fight with you any time!

  • Leap Year
    Leap Year4 muaj më parë

    Never ask if they have a boyfriend. All is fair in love and war. No wedding ring equals fair game. She will make it obvious or let you know if her boyfriend is relevant ornot.

  • Alex Roca
    Alex Roca4 muaj më parë

    was that a Mexican Japanese game show?

  • skydudeff7
    skydudeff74 muaj më parë

    Aw Theo I’ve not been there at all buddy but you just need to do some jiu jitsu

  • B H
    B H4 muaj më parë

    Watch this one watch this one waaaatchthisoooone ahhhhh😂😂😂

  • Haff
    Haff4 muaj më parë

    How many times I’ve went bak to a place Bc I liked the girl working there 😂

  • The Stoned Ape Gaming
    The Stoned Ape Gaming4 muaj më parë

    Do you Have a Boyfriendddddddddd?😅

  • angie j
    angie j4 muaj më parë

    imagine being the girl that rejected theo von

  • Austin is full Please don't move here
    Austin is full Please don't move here4 muaj më parë


  • Ryan Clayborn
    Ryan Clayborn4 muaj më parë

    Had the same experience with a girl from Taco Bell. Asked if I could get her number and she hit me with the "i got a bf". I then replied "ah ok.... just wondering" Then had to awkwardly wait for my food to be ready. Never went back since.

  • MikeJHensley
    MikeJHensley4 muaj më parë

    You can’t read ppls facial expressions with these damn masks on..

  • cooltroop2
    cooltroop24 muaj më parë

    This was hilarious, ty for sharing, King

  • Claire
    Claire4 muaj më parë

    Who else feels like the whole world is Saudia Arabia right now with all the masks lol ...

  • Kaya B
    Kaya B4 muaj më parë

    I wish I could just hug you in that moment 😆🤦🏻‍♀️ I am sorry you felt so nervous and I feel like men get nervous because some woman was a super bitch in rejecting them and thats something I wish I could change about women

  • Finn Shoaps
    Finn Shoaps4 muaj më parë

    Weird that Theo gets rejected, he’s a objectively good looking man, and he’s charming as fuck.

  • Michael Turley

    Michael Turley

    4 muaj më parë

    He's also weird as hell and has a mullet daddy lol

  • tacti-cool
    tacti-cool4 muaj më parë

    So a japanese package is mid-snout upwards..learnin every day with theo. Like about desert 8 & 9's with them front muzzles..and least you asked if she had a bf before asking her out or asking for her name again 😄

    JONATHAN MITCHELL4 muaj më parë

    Desert 9. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Ollivier Mae
    Ollivier Mae4 muaj më parë

    What the hell is that shirt?

  • Elusion 23one
    Elusion 23one4 muaj më parë

    That isnt love its limerence. You dont even know her name how can you claim to profess your love for someone you don't know. Take it slower man and use more finesse.

  • Breyan
    Breyan4 muaj më parë

    This man is fucking hilarious.

  • Showtime123
    Showtime1234 muaj më parë

    still gotta respect the fact he had enough balls to go for it

  • leonardo π
    leonardo π4 muaj më parë

    strung up rabbit 😂

  • jnazorn0t
    jnazorn0t4 muaj më parë

    Soddy Ar-ahhbeeah

  • Mark Turner
    Mark Turner5 muaj më parë

    I love how unashamed Theo is, my favorite person to watch lol

  • Lachlan Feeney
    Lachlan Feeney5 muaj më parë

    Where that shirt from doe?

  • Ali Belikow
    Ali Belikow5 muaj më parë

    So creepy

  • Nick Young
    Nick Young5 muaj më parë

    Exactly. The feeling of getting rejected is way better than "I shoulda talked to her!" and have regrets for years on end. Plus, you get hilarious stories to tell your boys. Go get you some!

  • Rex Banner
    Rex Banner5 muaj më parë

    I rejected a woman recently. It was a conflicting feeling, because usually I'm on the other end of the gun, but it had to be done.

  • bryan Ramirez
    bryan Ramirez5 muaj më parë

    “A desert 9”

  • Kanishka Atrey
    Kanishka Atrey5 muaj më parë

    U the man

  • CoffeebeardTV
    CoffeebeardTV5 muaj më parë

    U a cool person theo

  • Kai Thomas
    Kai Thomas5 muaj më parë

    Dude i hope i look as young as you at 40. I already look like a wrinkly nutsack though, it's prolly too late. Once you get that wrinkly balls look you can't go back

  • Oscar Romero
    Oscar Romero5 muaj më parë

    Crepes are great. Trying to see thru the mask to see if they’re hot, not so great

  • Scott Williams
    Scott Williams5 muaj më parë

    I got rejected because I made fun of the girl I was dating. She insists she felt an earthquake in Nevada, and the person on the other end of the phone felt it Maine. Needless to say, she’s too smart for me.

  • glasgowgoose
    glasgowgoose5 muaj më parë

    Can someone tell me where his hoodie is from please!?! I want one! 😩

  • Vik Divine
    Vik Divine5 muaj më parë

    🤣 he has cloth on the table for his laptop 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that is HILARIOUS 😂

    PAIMON VS THE WORLD5 muaj më parë

    He’s fat and can’t be described differently but He had 5 wives? Now that’s a real man

  • Michaela Marie
    Michaela Marie5 muaj më parë

    My two cents/ dating tips as a woman who worked in the food service industry for 10 years starting when I was a teenager: I was in a serious relationship for most of those years, and I always felt bad when genuine seeming guys asked me out. Just know that if you are asking a woman out in general and she says "I have a boyfriend," that you shouldn't take it as "rejection." Odds are, she really does actually have a boyfriend, which means you have good taste in women, 'cause she's being honest and loyal by not entertaining your flirting. So that means when you do find a single woman and ask her out, you've got a radar for good women. And hey, you're gaining experience and can learn how to handle situations better, even if you get "rejected." For example, in Theo's situation, he probably learned from this experience to have some backup conversation ideas or graceful exits planned in case the next woman he asks out is in a relationship. Another note, here are some tips I have if you are ever interested in asking out a woman who's in the service industry: 1. Sales people, retail workers, food service workers etc are all PAID to be nice to you. It's their job. They are trained that they should always be friendly, engaging, and smiling, and to put the customer first. Women in service industries also get hit on all the time, and often it's in a really creepy way (like dudes commenting on their bodies instead of just politely asking them out). Please keep this in mind before asking a girl out when she's on the job. It might put her in an uncomfortable position where she's a) not interested in you or b) genuinely does have a boyfriend or c) has received so many creepy remarks from dudes that now she has to go on alert when a guy shows interest. This doesn't mean you can't ask a girl out if she works in the service industry, but just be conscience of the above factors. 2. If you're at restaurant or bar that you know you probably won't go to again (or at least not often) and are interested in your waitress, leave a note for her with your tab. (For example, after you've closed out your tab, write a nice note and your first name and phone number on an empty piece of paper or clean paper napkin and leave it on top of your check). This method saves you embarrassment if she's not interested/ not available. It also saves her from a potentially really awkward situation. And if she is genuinely interested in you, she'll appreciate the sweet note and will want to text you! Some really nice guy left a sweet note for me once with his phone number and name, and I literally was so appreciative of it that I texted him just to let him know I was in a long term relationship but the note was lovely, I was super flattered, and I hope he has a wonderful rest of his day. 3. If there's a girl you're interested in that works at one of your regular spots, tread super carefully. I'd usually advise against asking her out. If things don't work out it will be super awkward for both of you. Also be super honest with yourself. Are you around the same age? (Don't be that 55 year old trying to pick up a 20 year old). Are you in the same league, give or take? (Don't be that dude who's a 4 with no personality and no job trying to hit on a 10, charming, putting-herself-through-med-school woman). Hey, it may suck to hear but it's real life. People tend to be attracted to people who are (give or take) in their same league. If you're absolutely crazy about her and really genuinely think she might be into you, try to VERY casually ask her about herself without asking if she has a boyfriend. If you're a regular and you just casually talk to her when you dine in, she'll likely over the course of a few conversations mention her boyfriend if she has one. If you're a super regular customer and know the other employees pretty well, you could also try becoming friends with some of the other employee and invite a few of them to watch a game with your friends or something, then casually tell her that you're having a get together and some of her co-workers will be there, and she's welcome as well. It's a bit of extra work, but that way if she's interested, you'll give her an excuse to spend time with you outside of work. If she's not, nothing awkward happened and you can keep hanging out at your favourite spot

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