Check out this quick bit from my special "Hot & Fluffy" and let me know what you think! Enjoy! -GabrielWant to see me live? Check out fluffyguy.com/tour-dates to see when I'm in your area!
Me driving? Oh hell no, I'm fucked up hahaha LMAO I love u Fluffy!
Matty g Vlogs 2 sit yo white ass down fat boy.
Sit down Maho.
Mehak Bansal fuck this bitch up
I bet sales for tinted windows went through the roof after this
@Ryan olsen I dunno, New Jersey was weird. I live in MD now and we don't have that law here so that comment is very outdated.
@The Chaos Dragoness why?
My dad tints windows
The Chaos Dragoness teuwpuw
hi from da future
This cop stops this dude and so he walks up to the car and says "sir your eyes look blood shot you been drinking?" and the dude says "officer your eyes look glazed you been eating donuts?"
@Cooper Minion not sure season but the episode is magnificent light. It's at the end of the episode.
@Morgan4746 which season?
my mama spanked me soooooooo hard for laughing
Garrison keilor joke.
my uncle know someone who did this and got away with it 😂
The cop must have been a total moron!
...how'd he get his car back? his car would be towed away if they bought the story.
Wow............I need to try
"I'm gonna go to jail, I'm gonna go to jail, I'm gonna go to jail" *call's* *his* *girl* "I gotta let you go babe, I'm gonna go to jail, tell the kids I love them"
@Jacob -_- Idk 6 years*
I had already heard this video and was just listening to it again. I was scrolling through the comments and this part of the video started to play when i came across this comment... wth
203 likes no comments and from 5 years ago damn legend
I love his jokes, they never get old.
officer I swear to drunk I'm not god!
That reminds me of a Tiktok I saw Man 1: you’ve been drinkin tonight sir Man 2: no officer I just had a glass of dinner with my wine
@Dan D I mean God spelt backwards is dog so that's probably why dogs get everything they want from people
I swear you’re not as drunk as I think you am, offic- offif-… Lucifer, I swear to dog.
This made me laugh out loud
Kaiser Knapp 😂😂😂😂😂💀
BEST PART "me drive? Ah hell no I'm fucked up" lol
Just one more untill i go to bed, just one more....
@ALLisOn e yep 1 more
@Ender_ Knight0914 it’s 3:15 AM right now lol just one more..!! 😵
It's been 7 years and I'll bet your ass is still telling yourself, "Just one more." God knows I am... Help.
TH3GAYTURTLE Did you go to bed yet?
Its 1:35 AM right now
"Me? Drive oh hell no I'm fucked up" that part through me off😂😂😂😂
this made me laugh so hard. i couldnt breath. Thank you
I can beat this falls over yea I don't got it
Rachel Cooksley im ok im fine i can beat dis Im gonna go to jail
Rachel Cooksley Hi If it ok if I call you beautiful yes or no
me drive? oh hell no i'm fucked up. hahahaha
I don't know how many times I heard this joke, but it never stops being funny.
He is so funny I always watch him all day 😂❤
I would love to see "FLUFFY" try and switch from the driver seat to the passenger seat in a hurry..... drunk
Should I be worried that my friend actually tried this? I was in the backseat and I don't have a license and he was upfront drunk as could be he pulls over and goes, "He made a break for it, that's the story" while hopping to the passenger seat and I'm just like, "wat?" until I realise he was talking about an imaginary driver...
the fact is, the cop has no evidence! lol and this can beat the charge in court unless cop filmed you jumping to passenger seat. probably get arrested anyways but win in court
Fluffy is funny as hell for all of you who don't think he's funny shame on you :-P
@Master Chef He's either joking, trying to be cool, or one of those people who thinks comedians are boring because they aren't patient enough to hear talking and instead like dead memes.
Kizan Your humor is bogus then
Not really, a boring guy.
This is my favorite one ever. It freaking kills me every time.
"Me drive? Oh hell no! I'm f*cked up!" Hahaha
Even knowing it's coming it's a *spittake* moment every time I watch this bit
don't drink and drive guys I just lost a good friend of mine two days ago cause she was drinking and driving and wrapped her truck around a tree it ain't a joke guys Dont pick up your keys
0:39 had me crying!!!!! XD
Who else wants to be a comedian after watching this!😹
When your driving in the parking lot of the bar and can’t find the outrance ( another word for exit)😂
puts a smile on my face everytime i watch this
Hey Mr. Iglesias just want to say that I love your comedy videos. When I watched one of you videos I literally fell off my bed laughing and crying. I wish that one day I could meet you and shake your hand. 😁
He is too freaking funny! Love it!!!
It’s was sooo funny. I almost choked on the food I was eating, the power of laughter is too much
Thank you so much fluffy I haven't laughed like that in a long time
We got pulled over, and in the process, my dad, who was driving while eating Gummy Worms, offers the policeman a Gummi Worm!
@Kelsey Turner * Insert incontrollable laughter *
@Nightshade Productions Studio He did not. He actually looked at my dad and said "Just go on." 😂
DID HE TAKE IT !?! I NEED TO KNOW
Like the 4th Doctor - "Care for a Jelly Baby?"
Hmm... Did the officer appreciate the gummy worm?
I love you fluffy. You always crack me up.
He makes me laugh so hard I can't stop laughing
He's so damn funny XD
i love this guy soo much, he's my favorite comedian.
Fluffy, eres el mejor comediante que conozco! Sigue diciéndole a Felipe que él necesita para mantener el ruido!
Me drive? Oh, hell no, I'm f***ed up!
I remember I undertook an undercover cop on a slip road(illegal in Scotland) and my mate in the passenger seat was quick and said we were lost and needed directions and made the officer laugh. No idea how he got us out of it but he did
A few years since this vid came out. I wonder what the reaction to this has been because I bet someone has tried it at least once.
I love this guy! 😂😂😂
You ARE, the best post break up thing EVER, Gabriel. I've never laughed so much in my life.
Fluffy, you're freaking FUNNY, God bless you.
This dude made my day!
God i love this guy he's hilarious
Lol I love this one!!! Gabriel Iglesias!!! :D
Mi madre siempre me decía: más vale borracho conocido que alcohólico anónimo!
Oh my God hilarious!! my ribs hurt from laughing so hard!!!
😂😂😂😂😄😄love this one so freakin hilarious😂😂
I fucking love this guy😂😂💖
Esse cara ia se dar bem na redação do ENEM!
I love this guy man! He's funny
I'm gonna get some tinted windows and literally do the exact same scenario and all word for word then use this 3 minute standup comedy routine as my defense and say this is the fluffy fat guy who advised me to do this after I became drunk and had to drive anyway
0:51 the only magic that people in Harry Potter don't like to face
2018 anyone? Still hilarious
Dude, your a boss, I enjoy your videos, keep it funny man!
Hey Gabriel, I am a huge fan and I love what you do. I just wanted to let you know that the first time I drove a car and ironically it did have heavily tinted windows, I took your advice on taking of my seat belt, jumping into the passenger seat, throwing in my seat belt and waiting for the cop because I got pulled over and I didn't have my licence. I freaking worked but I had to act drunk for it to work.
He's so funny and clever. I love you
"Oh hell no im fucked up" I actually killed myself laughing
I love him 😂
gonna see him live tonight!!! gonna be awesome :D
0:45 cracked me up😂
I might try that when I'm sober.
funny lol I can not stop laughing every time I'm hear this
I love this part "I'm gonna go to jail!"
i love his drunk impressions
I would love too see this guy live
This is one of my favorite jokes cx
the thing is in Springfield if you're drunk you drive in a straight line. If you sober you're zig-zaging because of potholes.
@Tris Hill theres multiple Springfield's that aren't lol
The one that isn't the capital
Springfield which state lol
That's the way my town is!
omg i love this guy he is so funny
0:53 When you're playing Skyrim and a guard catches you committing a crime, when you can't pay bail
@Cullen Dittmar Trying to tell me how to have fun in a game? Kinda cringe bro
That’s boring. Say “I’d rather die than go to prison”
I would have laughed my ass off if I had been that cop omg xDD!!!
OMG Gabriel, you are the funniest guy ever!! Ever ever ever in any Past, present and future, in all discovered, and undiscovered dimensions!!! :)
My favorite joke from fluffy!
" what me drive? Hell no I'm fucked up" Love that part
Your stupidly funny content fuels my day man. Thanks
haha "oh hell no,I'm fucked up"
lol i love your profile pic >-
"He was here a second ago" I just died laughing.
"He was here a second ago I don't know we're he went excuse me me drive oh hell no I am fucked up" that was funny 😂 af 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
" Excuse me what me drive oh hell no I am fucked up"* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I can't stop laughing!!!!!
good on ya for doing it mate. proud of ya
"Oh hell no I'm fucked up!" is now my excuse for everything! And it works, oddly enough!
lmfao he is so funny i was laughing so hard
My #1 favorite comedian
I love his siren sound at 0:41 and 0:52, It sounds just like a police siren. Gabriel is hilarious
His intro explains this whole thing
Soo funny man I died laughing
Lol I can't stop laughing
don't drink and drive you're going to spill your liquor
or kill a family of 5
+me and friends wowwwwwwww
your profile pic is very nice XD
Omg same I literally screamed 😳😝
i thought there was a spider on my computer for a sec xD
Lmao I love this guy
This guy is the best
my favourite line out of all of that is just when he goes "I'm gonna go to jail"
This and the Cuban coffee story are the two funniest bits he's done.
This guy is a legend
Fluffy is awesome one of my favs
you can hear this lady in the way back laughing loud as hell!!
I love him so much! " He was here a second ago" "OH HELL NO IM FUCKED UP!!!!"
This 1 is my absolute favorite.
OMG!!!! I'm watching this for like 50.time and it's still funny like shit AHAHAHAHA LOL!
The siren sound he does is so perfect
1 in a hundred chance that actually works!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gabriel Iglesias is f#@ken hilarious..!! Has me piss'n me pants laughing..!! I love comedy. He's a top bloke..!!
haha omg im laughing so hard XD
Love this guy!